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[Ramien]

rilianv, on 14 June 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

I like my Atlas Mobile Mead Tank better. can hold more mead

Right, but how does it dispense the mead?

[Ronin Sov]

- use terraforming technology to alter the water cycle of the planet into the 'mead cycle'.
"look!... a storm is approaching......... its raining mead!"

*opens mouth*

[rilianv]

Ramien, on 14 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

Right, but how does it dispense the mead?

simple. theres a hose connected to the tanks and there are special hatches in the legs where the hoses come out.
19 tons of armor protecting 30 tons of mead.

[Orcinus]

Ramien, on 14 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

Right, but how does it dispense the mead?

Convert the cannon on the torso (home of the AC/20 on the AS7-D, or the Gauss Rifle on the AS7-K) into a dispenser such as a hose.

[Ramien]

rilianv, on 14 June 2012 - 10:08 AM, said:

simple. theres a hose connected to the tanks and there are special hatches in the legs where the hoses come out.
19 tons of armor protecting 30 tons of mead.

Oh no... I've heard of the things that you Atlas pilots get up to with the places you put your hoses...

Good thing I'll be carrying my own mead.

[ZnSeventeen]

Have numerous, NUMEROUS, toasts and a boar on a spit at all staff "meadings."

[rilianv]

Ramien, on 14 June 2012 - 10:44 AM, said:

Oh no... I've heard of the things that you Atlas pilots get up to with the places you put your hoses...

Good thing I'll be carrying my own mead.

dont worry. im not an atlas pilot. this would be a special mech just for transporting mead from one place to another safely

[Grimm Wulf]

Allemansrätten

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In Sweden allemansrätten (literally "the everyman's right") is a freedom granted by the Constitution of Sweden. Since 1994 the Instrument of Government says that notwithstanding the right to own property "everyone shall have access to nature in accordance with allemansrätten". What this means is not further explicated on in the constitution, and only sparsely in other legislation. In practice, allemansrätten is defined as actions that are not crimes, will not make a person liable to pay damages, nor can be prohibited by any authority. As in other Nordic countries, the Swedish right to roam comes with an equal emphasis being placed upon the responsibility to look after the countryside; the maxim is "do not disturb, do not destroy".

Allemansrätten gives a person the right to access, walk, cycle, ride, ski, and camp on any land—with the exception of private gardens, the immediate vicinity of a dwelling house and land under cultivation. Restrictions apply for nature reserves and other protected areas. It also gives the right to pick wild flowers, mushrooms and berries (provided one knows they are not legally protected), but not to hunt in any way. Swimming in any lake and putting an unpowered boat on any water is permitted unless explicitly forbidden. Visiting beaches and walking by a shoreline is permitted, providing it is not a part of a garden or within the immediate vicinity of a residence (legally defined as the hemfridszon). According to legal practice this is between 100 to 300 metres from a dwelling house. To better protect access to water and the right to walk along beaches, it is since 1975 generally not permitted to build a new house near (generally 100 m) from a beach and/or shoreline.

Fishing remains essentially private—apart from on the biggest five lakes and the coast of the Baltic Sea, the Sound, Kattegat and Skagerrak. Access to land by means of motor vehicles requires the permission of the land owner. It is however permitted to drive a car on a private road, or to camp in a caravan at the side of such roads, or on private parking places, unless explicitly signposted otherwise. Small camp fires are generally permitted, but in some periods banned by local authorities due to wild fire risk. It is allowed to put up a tent on any uncultivated land for up to two nights, even without permission.

Exercise of the rights is overseen by the Environmental Protection Agency—which can, for example, force the removal of a fence if it obstructs people.

[Saevus]

Things you can do in the FRR:

Check your coolant towers.......
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WITHOUT WEARING ANYTHING BUT A VIKING HELMET AND A SMILE!

[rilianv]

Saevus, on 18 June 2012 - 06:34 PM, said:

Things you can do in the FRR:

Check your coolant towers.......
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WITHOUT WEARING ANYTHING BUT A VIKING HELMET AND A SMILE!

thats because people would just think your a bear wearing a viking helmet

[Saevus]

rilianv, on 18 June 2012 - 06:35 PM, said:

thats because people would just think your a bear wearing a viking helmet

Why is a bear checking my coolant towers? Crap, not again.

[rilianv]

I'm allowed to check my coolant towers while drinking a barrel of mead with one arm and fighting a bear with the other

[Watchit]

In FRR, Bears are regularly hired to check coolant towers.

[ValdnadHartagga]

Slap somebody with a salmon! Then make sushi out of it.

Stick an IKEA sponsor sticker somewhere on my 'Mech. Tagline: Some Reassembly Required. Alternatively, fire the same sticker at opposing 'Mechs.

Üsë ümläüts ëxcëssïvëlÿ.

Drop a meade-fueled sake bomb.

Yell "Bork bork bork!" before doing so.

Make my prisoners (if I take any) suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

[Gingo]

Fill my mech's jumpjets with mead, because Recon is just more fun that way.

rilianv, on 08 June 2012 - 09:32 AM, said:

and the people wondered why yall pretty much lost all but 4 planets to the wolfs and ghost bears.

you kept trying to replace everything with mead

You, sir, are a genius.
We can replace our lost planets... with mead.

90% of the surface was dedicated to breweries/meadhalls anyways.

[Cold3y3s]

If I wasn't a KWSN I would have joined the FRR a long time ago because of this thread, and the mead.

[rilianv]

Gingo, on 22 June 2012 - 04:23 PM, said:

Fill my mech's jumpjets with mead, because Recon is just more fun that way.


You, sir, are a genius.
We can replace our lost planets... with mead.

90% of the surface was dedicated to breweries/meadhalls anyways.

just make sure you leave a navy that can work in mead to defend the valuable mead.

[Errodien]

Grimm Wulf, on 15 June 2012 - 12:21 PM, said:

Allemansrätten

I want to live in Sweden now...

[Grimm Wulf]

Errodien, on 23 June 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:

I want to live in Sweden now...

Heh, well, some (maybe all?) of the other Nordic nations have simmilar laws, so take your pick.


As for other thinks I am allowed to do in the FRR... hmm... Have you ever thought salad was not manly enough?



And let's not forget...

Pre dinner Mayo... It's good for you!

[Dihm]

omg, is that how you all make salads over there in Sweden? Because I'm intimidated by that manliness.