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#101 Morashtak

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:27 PM

Did I miss the post where the major deity of the FRR is "Charlie Mops" and one must memorize the beer song?



#102 Harrah

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

- Paint tribal wings on Jet Pack

- Replace the fuel in my mech with Mead.

- Teach my Mech ballet so it won't lose it's footing on the battlefield while drunk.

- Rant on the radio, "Nothing goes better for battle than a full stomach of mead and red meat".

#103 Hakija

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 06:10 PM

View PostMorashtak, on 12 May 2012 - 12:27 PM, said:

Did I miss the post where the major deity of the FRR is "Charlie Mops" and one must memorize the beer song?




Praise Charlie Mops! There's someone else who remembers this game!

#104 Haakon Valravn

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Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:45 AM

Someone has confused the Free Rasalhague Republic with Ireland. :blink:

Edited by Haakon Valravn, 13 May 2012 - 09:46 AM.


#105 hildisvini

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:36 PM

View PostHaakon Valravn, on 13 May 2012 - 09:45 AM, said:

Someone has confused the Free Rasalhague Republic with Ireland. ;)


It's ok, he's allowed to do that here.

#106 Ramien

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:12 AM

View PostHaakon Valravn, on 13 May 2012 - 09:45 AM, said:

Someone has confused the Free Rasalhague Republic with Ireland. :rolleyes:

Remember that Dublin was founded at least partly by Vikings, and you'll see that it's a understandable mistake.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:34 AM

Fill my mech's LRM's with Paint , jam , silly string, muti colored foam and freshly chewed gum instead of explosives.

Watch the local eclipse from the moon!

spinning around and around and around and around..............and around.......more around........and around some more......and etc cause it that a while for me to stop ! :rolleyes:

and dress my mad cat to look like mickey mouse!

Edited by Aero Slasher, 17 May 2012 - 01:37 AM.


#108 Magnus Grimm

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:18 PM

-Win battles against the clans by challenging the commanders with to-the-death drinking contests. First to die from alcohol poisoning loses.

#109 Trevnor

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 12:25 PM

View PostMagnus Grimm, on 24 May 2012 - 12:18 PM, said:

-Win battles against the clans by challenging the commanders with to-the-death drinking contests. First to die from alcohol poisoning loses.

They won't get past the first set of worlds, in that case. ;)

#110 Pieeep

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 06:42 PM

1. Install amps on my mech, then edit said amps on mech to match the frequency when metal breaks down, then set playlist to "Speed Metal."2. paint a cutie mark on my mech. 3. convert heatsinks of mech's into a brewery for mead. 4. modify mech to become a scandinavian version of bender. 5. invent a mead powered laser.

#111 Revage

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 08:50 PM

-Collect a chain of the heads of my fallen enemies heads/their mechs heads in my mech lab
-See if it's possible to make a Blood Eagle out of a mech
-Whatever I want

#112 Haakon Valravn

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:06 PM

View PostRamien, on 17 May 2012 - 12:12 AM, said:

Remember that Dublin was founded at least partly by Vikings, and you'll see that it's a understandable mistake.


If memory serves, Dublin was founded by Norsemen, yes, but for most of its history it was the capital and chief importer of Norman, and then English, imperial designs on Ireland. Which makes mistaking the FRR for Ireland as likely as mistaking the Federated Suns for Ireland.

#113 Rorik Thrumsalr

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:19 PM

Constantly mutter that Valhalla is where you're goin'. Not some stinkin' club on solaris.

Curiosity strikes, how many of us are FRR because we hope to be Ghost bear one day? I for one find my favorite clan merging with my favorite I.S. power to be very alluring.

#114 ZnSeventeen

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:27 PM

- Pilot my mech while drunk.
- When not drunk, forget how to pilot my mech
- Open kegs with my mech's axe
- Use halved kegs as melee weapons
- Fight those damnable clanners, till you find a few that can hold their liquor, then let them join in killing the rest
- Mount an axe in place of my Urbanmechs arm
- Get through armor criticals, every time

#115 Ramien

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:28 PM

View PostHaakon Valravn, on 03 June 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

If memory serves, Dublin was founded by Norsemen, yes, but for most of its history it was the capital and chief importer of Norman, and then English, imperial designs on Ireland. Which makes mistaking the FRR for Ireland as likely as mistaking the Federated Suns for Ireland.

There's still signs of the influence though.

If the English can claim King Arthur from Welsh legends that was farther back than the Viking invasions, then what's to keep the Irish from looking back to their illustrious semi-forbears? Vikings are a lot more interesting than some watery tart waving a sword, after all.

Edited by Ramien, 03 June 2012 - 09:53 PM.


#116 Gunnarr

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:29 PM

View Postrorik jorgensson, on 03 June 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:

Curiosity strikes, how many of us are FRR because we hope to be Ghost bear one day? I for one find my favorite clan merging with my favorite I.S. power to be very alluring.


You sir, should go to hell and burn with the rest of the clanners!

And to you, mister 'I wanna put a cutie mark on my mech'... I just... wow. How the HELL is a cutie mark associated with Space Vikings? Like... seriously dood. You are FIRED from the FRR. Just GTFO. Vikings and cutie marks are two seperate things.

Just to retain my man card, I want to state that the only reason I even know what a cutie mark is because I have a 3 y/o daughter... and she makes me watch ****** TV.

Would like to add that you can like cutie marks, and you can like space Vikings, they just don't go together. You wouldn't put peanut butter on your steak, would you? And iff you would, you should be shot. :D

#117 Rorik Thrumsalr

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:32 PM

View PostGunnarr, on 03 June 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:


You sir, should go to hell and burn with the rest of the clanners!

Just to retain my man card, I want to state that the only reason I even know what a cutie mark is because I have a 3 y/o daughter... and she makes me watch ****** TV.


All I'm saying is I like the norse flavor that GB and FRR offer. Being a proud viking myself it's something I can identify with. And don't worry, I've got a 4 y/o daughter who makes me watch it with her every day after work. If it'd make you feel better you can tell her the Icelandic Sagas rather that wathing the tv.

#118 Haakon Valravn

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:49 PM

View PostRamien, on 03 June 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:

There's still signs of the influence though

If the English can claim King Arthur from Welsh legends that was farther back than the Viking invasions, then what's to keep the Irish from looking back to their illustrious semi-forbears? Vikings are a lot more interesting than some watery tart waving a sword, after all.


Most of the Irishmen I know are fond of the idea that their forebears drove the Vikings from Ireland before anyone, anywhere else did... where anyone, anywhere else means the Battle of Stamford Bridge. They like to ignore the fact that their beloved Brian Boru was allied with Norsemen against other Irishmen, who were allied with other Norsemen.

There were the galloglaigh, originally of Hiberno-Norse extraction, who were well thought of by Irish nationalists after they were extinct... But by the time anybody seriously starts to record Irish history, the galloglaigh were as Irish as kern. And in the interim, most galloglaigh who weren't Irish were exiled Scots.

In any case, the Irish have no particular use for Vikings, when they have Saint Patrick, Brian Boru, galloglaigh and kern, the Wild Geese, and a thousand years of suffering and resistance of colonization and oppression at the hands of the Normans and English.

ETA: We Rasalhagians have more than just Vikings, too. We have Saint Olaf, Harald Hardrada, Gustavus Adolfus, Vinland, the Winter War and Battle of Tali-Ihantala, and a thousand years of a relatively large, well-armed middle class militia.

Edited by Haakon Valravn, 03 June 2012 - 09:56 PM.


#119 Dokka

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 08:30 AM

I have to say, that this thread may have single handedly brought me over to this faction. I don't know much about the other houses, but the FRR just sounds fantastic. I should probably read up on the other houses, but picturing LRMs slamming into clan mechs filled with all sorts of raunchy substances is just awesome. Now, if only I can pilot my mech naked after painting myself blue....and then stream it to the enemy mechs before I fill their cockpit with Autocannon rounds.

And hey, what an interesting way to make my first post.

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Posted 08 June 2012 - 09:32 AM

and the people wondered why yall pretty much lost all but 4 planets to the wolfs and ghost bears.

you kept trying to replace everything with mead





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