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[Michael Rosario]

I smell nothing. Your puny rags have no effect on my superior sense of smell... why am I getting dizzy?

*thud*

((In all seriousness, though. You guys in the FRR are pretty epic yourselves. If I weren't so die-hard DCMS, I'd probably be here))

[Trevnor]

Michael Rosario, on 05 April 2012 - 11:22 AM, said:

I smell nothing. Your puny rags have no effect on my superior sense of smell... why am I getting dizzy?

*thud*

((In all seriousness, though. You guys in the FRR are pretty epic yourselves. If I weren't so die-hard DCMS, I'd probably be here))

Why thank you good sir. We aim to misbehave Also, I hope they put those horns in-game as vanity items!

[KillBox]

Indeed we do!

Now, if you'll just lay still while I tie these... and this... and there we go!


DIHM! FIRE UP THE STILL!
This one's gonna be spicy!

[Dihm]

- Be a beer viking

[Skoll]

I'm a Ninja Viking!

[Bengar]

After reading this I must join the FRR, which I was going to do any ways.

[Watchit]

Michael Rosario, on 05 April 2012 - 11:22 AM, said:

I smell nothing. Your puny rags have no effect on my superior sense of smell... why am I getting dizzy?

*thud*

((In all seriousness, though. You guys in the FRR are pretty epic yourselves. If I weren't so die-hard DCMS, I'd probably be here))

Yeah, it's a fun relationship between the FRR and Combine

Edited by Watchit, 06 April 2012 - 02:58 PM.

[HepatitisTK]

You fellas in the FRR are starting to draw my attention. Please... go on with these marvelous and convincing reasons for me to be a part of the FRR.

Edit: Upon much debate between myself, ancestors past and Techno-Viking (we all said yes right from the gate... then drank Grog for hours. Hence "debate") ... I have finally made up my mind. Hail my heathen brethren!

For viewing pleasure!



For those who only prefer auditory stimulus.

Edited by HepatitisTK, 06 April 2012 - 03:22 PM.

[Taelon Zero]

Great way to recruit... Mead works every time

Edited by Taelon Zero, 06 April 2012 - 10:22 PM.

[Gunnarr]

...join the Church of the Techno Viking.

http://www.myspace.c...thetechnoviking

[Skoll]

Gunnarr, on 08 April 2012 - 10:35 PM, said:

...join the Church of the Techno Viking.

http://www.myspace.c...thetechnoviking

Or join the Skjaldborg instead!

[Convaras Bloodskorn]

Skoll-, on 09 April 2012 - 01:02 AM, said:

Or join the Skjaldborg instead!

We're certainly not a church, we still do our fair share of smiting though.

[Trevnor]

Back on topic...
-I'd travel to every planet in the FRR, dispensing mead kegs with a low powered AC.
-Shape my beard, when of suitable length, into horns on the side of my head.

[91stCataclysm]

- Program my 'Mech to headbang. Even when piloting an Awesome.
- Ripple-fire my autocannons to the beat of Dethklok's go Into The Water ()
- Cause enemy 'Mechs to overheat with my flamer and hog-tie them while they're shut down.
- Drag them (still active and with pilot swearing) home as "spoils".
- Tear my coolant suit off in a feat of berserker rage whenever my 'Mech gets hit.

[Trenticon]

-Consume Drink (check)
-Grow Beard (3 months into it already)
-Listen to Metal (check)
Odin sent me

[TheAngryRedGummyBear]

Whoa fact check here: we aren't getting getting raided by deep space vikings, we're getting attacked by deep space MONGOLS. So here's the plan: We're going to go to the City Wok, and hire the guy that works there to build us a really big wall... WHAT?

Godram MONGORIANS!

[Argatson Krieghammer]

Replace the hunchback's.... hunch back (what's that thing called anyways?") with a massive speaker system for the express purpose of "Highly ferrous psychological warfare"

[Watchit]

Argatson Krieghammer, on 09 May 2012 - 01:30 PM, said:

Replace the hunchback's.... hunch back (what's that thing called anyways?") with a massive speaker system for the express purpose of "Highly ferrous psychological warfare"

The hunchbacks torso mounted cannon does look like a gigantic sub woofer. I think it could work

[Ramien]

Watchit, on 09 May 2012 - 08:46 PM, said:

The hunchbacks torso mounted cannon does look like a gigantic sub woofer. I think it could work

Sadly, this would be one of the few times that a Clan Mech would be an improvement, since the Hunchback IIC has two 'subwoofers'... or a subwoofer and a beer launcher.

[Brazo Izquierdo de Muerte]

preform the mechwarrior version of the sheild run in outlander.

take my mech on a "beer run"

Sport the I pound beers for thor shirt.