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[Tice Daurus]

Ok as funny as this stuff is, it's worthy enough to be mentioned in my new Battletech novel I'm working on at the moment. I'm going to have to steal one of these lines.

On a side note, this is what I put into the story just now...

Him: "Come on baby, and I'll show you why I'm called an Awesome."

Her: "Really? You look more like an Urbanmech if anything else."

Edited by Tice Daurus, 21 September 2012 - 10:05 AM.

[Domoneky]

sweet Tice.
"Boy, I want to ride your throttle stick..."

[Bloodshed Romance]

Coralld, on 19 September 2012 - 07:35 PM, said:

"Baby, I am like an Atlas, because I never stop and just keep coming."

wow Coralld, thats horrible...
I suck at pickup lines...
but these lines are great for "pick me up" lines when I need a laugh..

hell, i'll give it a shot..

"how about we make like 2 light pilots and run to base together"

[Blackfire1]

* Lets make like a Solaris Match and bet on who finishes last.

* What do you say we take ques from a drop ship and a jump ship and doc in the middle?

* Like an Assault mech in level 4 water baby, once I breach you, you'll fill up quickly.

* You know I'd invite you over, but I'm afraid my heatsinks couldn't handle it.

* Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my Holo-recorder?

* Are you related to a Banshee? 'cause ***** you ugly. I like that.

* Would you care to see my BlackKnight in action?

* I'm like a pilot seat, I can be ridden for hours.

[Coralld]

Bloodshed Romance, on 22 September 2012 - 01:16 PM, said:

wow Coralld, thats horrible...

Define "horrible."

[Drunk Crow]

I may not have the biggest gun in the drop, but I sure field the most ammo.

You say you're not optimized for joysticks? Baby, let me show you just how much fun a joystick can be.

Hey babe, how's about I get my lancemate and you practice your HOTAS skills?

In all my years as a pilot, nobody's ever stricken me quite like you have.

Care for a joyride in my Jenner? It'll be bumpy.

[Nakuru]

"Let's go to my room and play Ultra Autocannon. I promise it'll be hard, fast, and satisfying as long as I don't jam too much."

[ElCadaver]

LOL....SO...MANY.....VIRGINS....

[3Xtr3m3]

Say, that is one of the nicest looking Dragons, I have ever seen. I would love to get into your cockpit. And then after that check out your Mech...

[Roland Archer]

Blackfire1, on 09 September 2012 - 05:20 PM, said:

* You wana take a look at my Large Pulse Laser? It fires at will.

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Yeah I don't think this one is gonna pick any chicks up actually.

I went up to this chick and asked her, "Would you sleep with me for 100 million c-bills?", she said, "Sure why not." So I said "Ok, will you sleep with me for a million c-bills then?", she said "Of course not! What kind of girl do you think I am?! I said "Honey, we already established what kind of girl you are, now I'm just negotiating"

[Blackfire1]

Roland Archer, on 24 September 2012 - 08:06 PM, said:

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Yeah I don't think this one is gonna pick any chicks up actually.

I went up to this chick and asked her, "Would you sleep with me for 100 million c-bills?", she said, "Sure why not." So I said "Ok, will you sleep with me for a million c-bills then?", she said "Of course not! What kind of girl do you think I am?! I said "Honey, we already established what kind of girl you are, now I'm just negotiating"

Of all the ones you had to pick to comment on that wouldn't work? You pick that one? haha really?

* Wana hear my new pick up line? *sound of duct tape being pulled from its role really fast.

[Suprentus]

I'm gonna mech you com...mando.

How far do you think I could fit my hand actuator up your gyro?

Careful, you're gonna make my flamer erupt from my cockpit.

Mind if my lancemate and I TAG you later?

I like my women like I like my mechs, stripped and immobile.

Have you ever had a Stalker? You do now.

There's nothing wrong with heavy class, there's more to love.

Are you from Jade Falcon? Because you're definitely a Cougar.

Why don't I take you back to my place and show you my Blood Asp?

Edited by Suprentus, 24 September 2012 - 09:08 PM.

[Blackfire1]

ElCadaver, on 24 September 2012 - 07:30 PM, said:

LOL....SO...MANY.....VIRGINS....

Its only funny because it doesn't apply to me. Love the pic.

[Renaissance]

"Hey baby, wanna check out my machine gun? It may be ineffectual, but I can fire it repeatedly without you feeling a thing."

"Want to go back to my place and let me Alpha Strike three times really quickly before I shut down and become useless?"

"Are you an Atlas, sweetheart? Because I really want to jam a hard metal object into your left eye socket until you die."

"Are you a Clanner? Because you seem to be all style and no substance, and you're really quite vapid."

"You remind me of the hula-girl in my cockpit, only you can't seem to shut up and she's better looking."

[Telecleez]

MissWolfy, on 19 September 2012 - 06:53 PM, said:

lmao now if only we could stop the "i'm a hard-***" attention then you'd be set

hey i have to be a hard azz i need something to protect ma brains

[Domoneky]

"Wanna help me inspect my endo-steel frame?"

[Roland Archer]

Blackfire1, on 24 September 2012 - 08:35 PM, said:

Of all the ones you had to pick to comment on that wouldn't work? You pick that one? haha really?

* Wana hear my new pick up line? *sound of duct tape being pulled from its role really fast.

Lol, well yeah, he's saying that he has a large pulse laser, that fires uncontrollably, in other words, it just shoots off without his control. It fires pre-maturely.

[Maggitron]

ElCadaver, on 24 September 2012 - 07:30 PM, said:

LOL....SO...MANY.....VIRGINS....

Just like the one who originally posted this! lol I was hoping the Mechwarrior community would be the one place without people like this dissapointment level: over 9000

[Blackfire1]

I knew a guy like that back some years back. He was a professional male prostitute. ******* always had the best freaking computer hardware.

[Blackfire1]

* Lets go to your place and I'll lift that NDA for you and insert my [REDACTED].

* My K2 doesn't use his arms. Wana know what else doesn't either?

* Unlike Cosara Weaponries, I won't give you any crabs.

* Don't worry babe, my condoms aren't made of Ferro-Fibrous. They won't melt when things get hot.

* I got Triple Strength Myomer in the only muscle that matters.

* I got +9 Piloting in the bed room. I wanna try and make me slip?

* I got +8 Aim in the bed room. Pick a spot on you baby and I'll hit it from ten feet.

* My **** name is "Thunder bolt Launcher."

* I'm like an ECM babe, because you won't see me coming. And by the time you do I'm gone.

* You must have NARC Beacons in your panties because I'm drawn straight to them.

* You must be a Raven Pilot, Because I'd Actively Probe you anyday.

Edited by Blackfire1, 05 October 2012 - 11:13 PM.