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[Domoneky]

Come up with some either awesome or silly Mechwarrior Pick Up lines for both Male or Female.

EX: Is that a gauss rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[JaviSS]

"Oh my! honey if your PPC is too hot, you can cool on my Heatsink .

[Itchypantz]

If I had any skill at all with pickup lines, I probably wouldn't be sitting here alone posting on video game sites...

[Domoneky]

Its to poke fun at Itchy....for the Laughs

[Blackfire1]

I update this post constantly.

* So I have an atlas in my pants named awesome. Hows that do it for you?

* My honor was so big I was kicked out of Kurita.

* Oh sweety, I think you sprang a coolant leak. Let me plug that for you.

* Is your dad a jumpship captian? Because someone took the stars in the sky and put them into your eyes.

* You must be a Jenner Pilot, because you've been running through my dreams all night.

* You wana take a look at my Large Pulse Laser? It fires at will.

* How about you and me go back to the mechbay so I can check your oil?

*Sorry hun, I don't know if you could handle me. I'd break you like a King Crab breaks a Spider. In two.

*Your a Steiner aren't you? Then lets skip the foreplay and go for the assault.

*I heard Terra girls are easy. Your not from terra are you? You have too much class about you.

* Do you work for Com Star? Because you just knocked me out.

* Hold still so I can hit you with my Missile. *locks on with duct tape*

* Sure I'll let you core me, if you let me do the same to you.

* You must be a clanner, because I just bachaled all over the place.

* If I called you a mad cat, would you hold it against me?

* I named my d***k Big Al, think about that.

* I lost my Guass Cannon, can I cuddle with you instead?

* Am I a Space Pirate? Because I can't stop searching for you booty.

* The Clanners called, they want their perfect specimen of female DNA back.

* If you were a clan mech your name would be Gorgeous, IS designation Beautiful.

* If i had one last breath I'd tell you to eject.

* If kisses were lasers, I'd send you a battalion.

* Princess Styner Davion called, she wants her sex appeal back.

* You must be an Assault pilot, because you look like you could take a pounding.

* Lets go back to my barracks and become bondsmen.

* Let me give you a lesson in Battle field tactics. Girl/Guy: (where we going?) My Bedroom.

* You must be at lv 10 gunnery, Cause only you could crit my heart like this.
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* Raven pilot huh? How would you like to test out my Module.

* I got a joystick you can pilot.

* I saw a Cpid-<3L on the battlefield today, It wants its arrowIV you shot into my heart back.

*My guass is rifled for your pleasure.
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* If I had 100 c-bills for every gorgeous woman I've had the pleasure of talking to, after you, I'd have 100 c-bills.

* Do you believe in Crits at first sight? No? Do you want me to walk by again?

* Is your Altas leaking coolant or are you just happy to see me. (HA finally figured out a female version of this one)

* I like my women like I like my Beer. Thick, bitter, and with good head. (for you FRR folks)

* You know Free World Math right? You and me, plus the barrack, subtract the coolant vest, lets divide you legs, and multiply.

* Were you cloned perfect or just born that way?

* So baby, you going to let my LRM your core or what?

* I'm stacked like an Urban Mech.

* Oh baby, I'm going to DFA you so hard Kerenskys beard is going to feel it.

* How about you and me go do a trial of positon. Many positions.

* So I hear the (Enter Canine merc unit or clan here) like it doggy style. That true?

* Yen-Lo-Wang isn't just my Centurions name.

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9/11/13

* Wana go look at my OverLord?

* Do you have any clanner in ya? No? You want some? (Thanks for reminding me of this all time classic)

* All robojocks think about it sports, all Mechwarrior Nerds think about is sex. (homage to revenge of the nerds.)

* I have a 300 size enigine in my pants. . . XL all the way baby.

* Your eyes blaze the night sky with furry. Your heat, melts my shyness with laser fire. But your voice yelling commands at me scared me stupid. And kinda turns me on. I like that.

* Four Score and Seven turns ago, I forgot to eject. Due simply, I was looking at your pretty smile, your awesome lips, and your burning hatred for me as I LRM'ed your face off.

* Thats a nice Mech, Can I take you out of it?

* Do you pilot at Catapult? Because I swore I saw you checking out my Payload.

* Are you an elemental? (Why?) Because I can see you riding my cockpit.

* I would absolutely love to swap coolant with you.

* Do you believe in free love? No? Then how much do you cost? (Merc joke. )

* If you beauty was a contract, there would be no statue of limitations.

* (To the female technician) I need repaired and rearmed. Do you need a hand? What about a finger? Tongue? Prehaps another appendage?

* You, Me, Here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the training simulator myself.

* I am at your service Commander, Anything you want. Ever. Anything at all. *wink*

* What do you say I eject my cockpit into your airospace?

* Lets you and me go play Fusion reactor in the barrack shall we?

* Your like the PPC to my Electron. You get me excited and read to project.

* Its not the size of the Laser that counts. Its how well I stick it in your core.

* Damn Girl, with a chassis like that, who needs endo steel.

* How can you have so much battle Value in such a little package?

* Let me lick your Clint for a hour, if you don't want to do anything afterwards thats fine.

* I'm not a stalker, I'm your sex toy with legs!

* You must be a Light Pilot, Because i could break you in two.

* You must be a Medium Pilot, Because you look like your only going to be good at one thing.

* You must be a Heavy Pilot, Because its going to take some work to get into your back side.
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* What do you say we go home and play bury the hatchman.

* I got a long tom with your name on.

* I just popped an actuator, mind taking me home from some R&R

* How about a Solaris Battle and a F@#%? (No) What you don't like Solaris Battles?

* I have Triple Strength Myonmer in entire body. I do three times the damage with every thrust when things get heated.

* I'm a Magic Man, My mechs got Magic hands.

* No case no embrace.

* I want you to dropship on my chest. No? ok then.

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* Comstar called, they asked are you "there" yet.

* Unlike most mercs, I can't find your clint in the jungle.

* I'm about to go critical, where do you want me to put it?

* My Ac doesn't use ammo, wana go in the corner and do it?

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* Lets make like a Solaris Match and bet on who finishes last.

* What do you say we take ques from a drop ship and a jump ship and doc in the middle?

* Like an Assault mech in level 4 water baby, once I breach you, you'll fill up quickly.

* You know I'd invite you over, but I'm afraid my heatsinks couldn't handle it.

* Are you going to kiss me or am I going to have to lie to my Holo-recorder?

* Are you related to a Banshee? 'cause ***** you ugly. I like that.

* Would you care to see my BlackKnight in action?

* I'm like a pilot seat, I can be ridden for hours.

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10/6/12

* Lets go to your place and I'll lift that NDA for you and insert my [REDACTED].

* My K2 doesn't use his arms. Wana know what else doesn't either?

* Unlike Cosara Weaponries, I won't give you any crabs.

* Don't worry babe, my condoms aren't made of Ferro-Fibrous. They won't melt when things get hot.

* I got Triple Strength Myomer in the only muscle that matters.

* I got +9 Piloting in the bed room. I wanna try and make me slip?

* I got +8 Aim in the bed room. Pick a spot on you baby and I'll hit it from ten feet.

* My **** name is "Thunder bolt Launcher."

* I'm like an ECM babe, because you won't see me coming. And by the time you do I'm gone.

* You must have NARC Beacons in your panties because I'm drawn straight to them.

* You must be a Raven Pilot, Because I'd Actively Probe you anyday.

Edited by Blackfire1, 05 October 2012 - 11:13 PM.

[JaviSS]

JAJAJAJAJAJA!! those were great Blackfire1 xD!

[Sander the Shark]

"Hi, I'm Grayson Carlyle. Did you see a dingo run through here with my shirt?"

[Blackfire1]

Thats enough for now. I'll add more later when I think of them.

And your only saying that because German girls are cute.

Edited by Blackfire1, 10 September 2012 - 12:48 AM.

[Gun Bear]

*Sets prophilactic on table* "Questions?" (not a mechwarrior one but hella funny)

"You could overload a double freezer baby!"

Edited by Gun Bear, 09 September 2012 - 05:57 PM.

[Steve Varayis]

How would you like for me to chamber my AC/20 to you? (Lame)

You need double heatsinks because you're just too hot (Lame)

So you're the reason the Clan's want this planet (Super Lame)

Nice Chassis! Is it Endo Steel? (Ultra Lame/2)

[Blackfire1]

updated

Edited by Blackfire1, 09 September 2012 - 07:19 PM.

[Sgt Peanuts]

Blackfire1, on 09 September 2012 - 05:20 PM, said:

* You must be an Assault pilot, because you look like you could take a pounding.

LOL

That is so bad, you can't help but laugh.

[Blackfire1]

Ooooh Irony that that specific one comes up now haha.

ps. added a few more.

Edited by Blackfire1, 09 September 2012 - 08:54 PM.

[Brenden]

Is that a coolant leak in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

My name is Awesome, want me to show you how I got that name?

If I said you had a gorgeous paintjob would you hold it against me?

[acealpha1027]

i bet 90 c bills that a few of these may get you slaped or they may work ill try some out to see if they work XD

[JaviSS]

Sgt Peanuts, on 09 September 2012 - 07:24 PM, said:

LOL

That is so bad, you can't help but laugh.

Really you can´t JAJAJAJAJAJA! LOL =D

[Blackfire1]

* If I had 100 c-bills for every gorgeous woman I've had the pleasure of talking to, after you, I'd have 100 c-bills.

* Do you believe in Crits at first sight? No? Do you want me to walk by again?

* Is your Altas leaking coolant or are you just happy to see me. (HA finally figured out a female version of this one)

* I like my women like I like my Beer. Thick, bitter, and with good head. (for you FRR folks)

* You know Free World Math right? You and me, plus the barrack, subtract the coolant vest, lets divide you legs, and multiply.

* Were you cloned perfect or just born that way?

* So baby, you going to let my LRM your core or what?

* I'm stacked like an Urban Mech.

* Oh baby, I'm going to DFA you so hard Kerenskys beard is going to feel it.

* How about you and me go do a trial of positon. Many positions.

* So I hear the (Enter Canine merc unit or clan here) like it doggy style. That true?

* Yen-Lo-Wang isn't just my Centurions name.

Edited by Blackfire1, 10 September 2012 - 12:39 AM.

[JaviSS]

"I´ve seen your PPC darling... now what should I do , to get the ER version?"

Edited by JaviSS, 10 September 2012 - 12:26 AM.

[JaviSS]

Blackfire1, on 09 September 2012 - 05:50 PM, said:

Thats enough for now. I'll add more later when I think of them.

And your only saying that because German girls are warped.

Warped huh?!( ¬_¬ thanks I love you too) ... Scheiß drauf!! (**** it!xD)

[Bloodshed Romance]

awesome topic.. lol