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Things I Shouldn't Do As House Steiner But May Or May Not Do Anyway...


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#21 Pyrock

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:19 AM

= Eat the big white mints in the officer's lounge washrooms.

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#22 Corstis

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 11:37 AM

"= Attempt to punch a Dasher (Firemoth) with my Atlas. It almost never works."

Oh, now, you're looking at it the wrong way. First, leg the little sprinter, then kick it for distance.

Edited by Corstis, 14 May 2012 - 11:38 AM.


#23 Morashtak

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:41 PM

Send a Christmas card to a Drac... unless I tape it to an AC/10 shell first.

Play Russian roulette with a RAC against a Cappy... unless I let him go first, me being a gentleman and all that.

Bungee jump in my Atlas. Tho' I will volunteer to hold the end of it for a Marik. I may forget to tell him my Mech's hands sometimes get sweaty.

#24 Reggimus

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 12:54 PM

="Study tactics ... stuff that, wheres the bar????"

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 01:17 PM

= Suggest using at least some mechs that move faster than glaciers to my CO.

= Go on a small game hunting expedition with a "hand held" PPC.

= Inform my battalion commander that in all actuality his moustache makes him look rather like a walrus.

= Use my ATLAS as an improvised shell to be fired at Davion targets from an orbital bombardment cannon.

= Allow my children to do anything but pilot mechs.

= Create an ATLAS circus where juggling and shot putting urbies is common place.





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