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[ObamaSocialist]

I have always been a revolutionary socialist and borderline Marxist, so needless to say, when I heard one of our guys (Barack Hussein Obama) would be running for president, I jumped with glee. I thought he wouldn't have a chance in hell of being elected, as I always viewed elections in capitalist America to be rigged by the evil rich white Republican teabaggers.

What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have; white guilt. White guilt played the greatest role in Obama's election, that and selling the message of socialism. Yes, the people heard "hope and change" and they voted for it, they voted for a democratic socialist.

Now I used to hold democratic socialists with contempt, being a revvy myself, but Obama has changed my view in that respect. Perhaps the best way to instate a socialist workers' utopia is not through a revolution, but from working within the system, as Obama and the Democrat Party is doing. It seems to have worked for Europe, where capitalism is just another chapter in the history books. Obama has inspired me to be abandon my militant tendencies in favor of democratic socialist reforms.

Obama's first term was marked with so much gushy socialist goodness that I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot, as I vote for our great leader, Comrade Hussein. I really want to donate to Comrade Hussein's campaign, but I refuse to get a job (thus supporting the evil capitalist system), and sadly his campaign does not accept food stamps (believe me, I tried).

I cannot wait to see the day Obama is elected to his second term, with many more to come once we abolish term limits. Obama and his loyal OcCuPy army (myself included) will bring a new golden age to America and the world and the streets will run red with Christian blood. Obama will personally rip out and eat the still-beating heart of Rush Limbaugh, and the working class shall reign supreme. To take a note from history's great socialists, like Joseph Stalin and Adolf ******, we shall take away the guns of the right-wingers and ban Bibles throughout the newfound United Socialist States of America, and all women shall be required to get abortions. The day of reckoning is coming, you right-wing capitalist pigs! Be afraid, be very afraid!

Edited by RAM, 21 September 2012 - 12:45 AM.
Religious

[MrHacknslash]

I needed a laugh today, thanks!

[Hawkeye 72]

Hey at least this troll was clever. First post AND his name reflects the content of his first post. Dedication right there people!

[Awesome0n3]

Hahaha I love satire. Good one.
Glad to see there are some smart (non-Obama lovers) people playing this game.

Edited by Awesome0n3, 20 September 2012 - 05:03 PM.

[Butane9000]

Even a joke like this brings scary implications...

Let's not have 4 more years of this shall we?

Also, politics shouldn't be on the MW:O forums.

[Assassinsf]

Yes this is no place for politics.

[Egomane]

Can we please get this thread locked down! Election campaigns and counter campaigns for US presidents don't belong in the forum of a canadian company with an international user base. If we start this we will get campaings for the other 200 nations of this world as soon as they have a new election run (if they ever have) here as well and have no place left for MWO discussion.

[Evinthal]

Brilliant Exposition Comrade!

Edit: Clearly this is a joke thread, don't get all bent out of shape by it.

Edited by Evinthal, 20 September 2012 - 05:12 PM.

[Supremacist]

Clearly see trolls intent.
wants everyone to vote no.
vote yes anyway.

Deal with it, conversatards

Butane9000, on 20 September 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

Even a joke like this brings scary implications...

Let's not have 4 more years of this shall we?

Also, politics shouldn't be on the MW:O forums.

Oh shut up

Edited by Supremacist, 20 September 2012 - 05:17 PM.

[Morr]

But Brother Wait! Marx call against the idea of working the in system. It must be through Revolution! to work in the system would be what Father Marx calls "A bloody sellout!".

[Reported for Inappropriate Name]

I'm under the impression that either op is trolloing or op doesn't understand how presidential voting works in america.

http://youtu.be/oTbvYGH_Hiw
http://youtu.be/z_QeYCg4yJ8

Edited by Battlecruiser, 20 September 2012 - 05:30 PM.

[Coralld]

"INSANITY: Doing the exact same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
Albert Einstein

And by that very definition, Socialism, can be considered insane. But that's ok, because you changed the whole "Viva Revolution" to "Hope and Change." I'm sure that will get you a completely different result than any other country who followed it.

Congratulations troll, you got me to respond to this clearly asinine thread. Successful troll is successful.

Wait, if the troll is successful, then that means he is wealthy. QUICK TAKE ALL OF HIS MONEY IN THE NAME OF FAIRNESS!!

[GaussDragon]

ObamaSocialist, on 20 September 2012 - 04:50 PM, said:

I have always been a revolutionary socialist and borderline Marxist, so needless to say, when I heard one of our guys (Barack Hussein Obama) would be running for president, I jumped with glee. I thought he wouldn't have a chance in hell of being elected, as I always viewed elections in capitalist America to be rigged by the evil rich white Christian Republican teabaggers.

What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have; white guilt. White guilt played the greatest role in Obama's election, that and selling the message of socialism. Yes, the people heard "hope and change" and they voted for it, they voted for a democratic socialist.

Now I used to hold democratic socialists with contempt, being a revvy myself, but Obama has changed my view in that respect. Perhaps the best way to instate a socialist workers' utopia is not through a revolution, but from working within the system, as Obama and the Democrat Party is doing. It seems to have worked for Europe, where capitalism is just another chapter in the history books. Obama has inspired me to be abandon my militant tendencies in favor of democratic socialist reforms.

Obama's first term was marked with so much gushy socialist goodness that I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot, as I vote for our great leader, Comrade Hussein. I really want to donate to Comrade Hussein's campaign, but I refuse to get a job (thus supporting the evil capitalist system), and sadly his campaign does not accept food stamps (believe me, I tried).

I cannot wait to see the day Obama is elected to his second term, with many more to come once we abolish term limits. Obama and his loyal OcCuPy army (myself included) will bring a new golden age to America and the world and the streets will run red with Christian blood. Obama will personally rip out and eat the still-beating heart of Rush Limbaugh, and the working class shall reign supreme. To take a note from history's great socialists, like Joseph Stalin and Adolf ******, we shall take away the guns of the right-wingers and ban Bibles throughout the newfound United Socialist States of America, and all women shall be required to get abortions. The day of reckoning is coming, you right-wing capitalist pigs! Be afraid, be very afraid!

Are you sure this wasn't actually a transcript of The Rush Limbaugh Show? The hyperbole seems right at home.

[Darksteel]

In the end, I'll keep my personal property and liberty thank you very much.

And thanks for the laugh, even though I wasn't sure at first if this was a joke thread or not. >>'

[Corvail]

Lol so true, though the President did seem pretty confused on how to label the Libya incident a "terrorist attack" so a propaganda reference would have made it even funnier.

[MegaMasher]

Funny as the satire was, it was annoying to see ****** censored. H-i-t-l-e-r is a name, not a curse word. Are our sensibilities going to be offended by a historical character, that while evil as it gets, was still a pivotal character in the history of the 20th century?

[Mudslinger]

Egomane, on 20 September 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Can we please get this thread locked down! Election campaigns and counter campaigns for US presidents don't belong in the forum of a canadian company with an international user base. If we start this we will get campaings for the other 200 nations of this world as soon as they have a new election run (if they ever have) here as well and have no place left for MWO discussion.

True...this is a video game for goodness sakes! So let's keep it virtual!

I think Founders have too many MCs. This is not fair. I hereby declare and execute that if you are a Founder at any level, a percentage of the CBills you make each game and MCs you purchase will be will be pooled and redistributed to to non-founders in order to create an even playing field. Of course, Legendary Founders will pay the largest percentage...cuz they just have way too darned much MC (those greedy bastages!)...followed by Elite and Veteran.

Additionally, those who who make over 999,000 CBills per week with be given a 20% tax (Founder or not) in order to redistribute to those who only feel like logging in 1 hour per week or so. As for those who only log in under 1 hr per month (or not at all), they will be given weekly vouchers to trade in for a bardarse "Founders" Dual Gauss Kat and free repairs/rearms.

This is the way MWO should run, no?

Edited by Mudslinger, 20 September 2012 - 05:57 PM.

[Jericho917]

You sound like a coward hiding behind a fresh new account so we dont know who you really are. A man of conviction would have made the post with his actual profile.

[WithSilentWings]

I really hope all of those saying they don't like Obama (especially those referring to Obama supporters as dumb) aren't supporting Romney. Then again, Bush was in for 2 terms and he should pretty much be hanged based on his actions during his presidency.

But seriously, Romney is a total joke. Not the funny kind. The "**** my life because he may actually win" kind. At least that's how the rest of the world sees it.

[Coralld]

WithSilentWings, on 20 September 2012 - 06:06 PM, said:

I really hope all of those saying they don't like Obama (especially those referring to Obama supporters as dumb) aren't supporting Romney. Then again, Bush was in for 2 terms and he should pretty much be hanged based on his actions during his presidency.

But seriously, Romney is a total joke. Not the funny kind. The "**** my life because he may actually win" kind. At least that's how the rest of the world sees it.

Keep drinking that kool-aid.

Edited by Coralld, 20 September 2012 - 06:28 PM.