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[Paul Inouye]

New desktops available!

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Drink up suckah!

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Don't drink that stuff... you will go blind and have liver failure before launch.

[Dread Render]

What kind of company lets their Lead Designer Troll like this?

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Render, on 16 March 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

What kind of company lets their Lead Designer Troll like this?

Ones that like their player base extremely drunk? LOL

[Hawkeye 72]

Render, on 16 March 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

What kind of company lets their Lead Designer Troll like this?

A company with a sense of humor!

Sarah Dalrymple, on 16 March 2012 - 10:28 AM, said:

Ones that like their player base extremely drunk? LOL

Sibkin don't let sibkin drink and pilot the Galaxy Commander's Timber Wolf...they take the Dire Wolf instead

[Paladin1]

Render, on 16 March 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

What kind of company lets their Lead Designer Troll like this?

One that wants to actually listen to it's players and make a great environment instead of just rake in the cash.

Unlike EA (when's that BF3 patch again for the 360?), PGI actually does a good job of listening to what we like and want.

[Solis Obscuri]

Every time someone complains about hand actuators, drink a mech coolant.

Every time someone feels the need to remind us what the Stalker looks like, drink a Jumpship.

Every time someone tries to compare 'mech weapons performance to an M1 Abrams tank, drink a Large Laser.

Every time someone describes one 'mech design as looking "real" or "military" and calls another design "anime", drink an Inferno SRM-2.

Every time someone launches a new thread protesting one exploity MW4 tactic that acted as a counter to their preferred MW4 exploity tactic, on the presumption both will make it into MWO, finish the ******* bottle!

[Magnificent Bastard]

I'll have to give this a shot later tonight.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Solis Obscuri, on 16 March 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

Every time someone complains about hand actuators, drink a mech coolant.

Every time someone feels the need to remind us what the Stalker looks like, drink a Jumpship.

Every time someone tries to compare 'mech weapons performance to an M1 Abrams tank, drink a Large Laser.

Every time someone describes one 'mech design as looking "real" or "military" and calls another design "anime", drink an Inferno SRM-2.

Every time someone launches a new thread protesting one exploity MW4 tactic that acted as a counter to their preferred MW4 exploity tactic, on the presumption both will make it into MWO, finish the ******* bottle!

Added! Thanks!

[Armored Yokai]

If you complain about the mechs not looking how they were originally were drink a lb10xac
ingredients
10 edible small balls or 10 dragees
fill a shot with the ppc house drink requirements if your a pirate fill it with salt water and whiskey if a merc fill it with beer
stir crazily add lime and drink
note do this if you choose to

[Morgana]

Render, on 16 March 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:

What kind of company lets their Lead Designer Troll like this?

The kind that knows that comic relief is the best elixer in life. (and non-alcoholic, afterall, they don't want a bunch of drunk mechs stumbling around in their territory.....or DO they?)

[Magnificent Bastard]

Morgana, on 16 March 2012 - 11:57 AM, said:

The kind that knows that comic relief is the best elixer in life.

Quoted for truth. Everyone loves Paul. Marketing Firms all across the nation wish they had their own Paul Inouye to pimp their wares.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Cementblade, on 16 March 2012 - 11:54 AM, said:

If you complain about the mechs not looking how they were originally were drink a lb10xac
ingredients
10 edible small balls or 10 dragees
fill a shot with the ppc house drink requirements if your a pirate fill it with salt water and whiskey if a merc fill it with beer
stir crazily add lime and drink
note do this if you choose to

Added!

[Dread Render]

Wow... look at everyone come to Paul's defense..
...hear that Paul... turns out everyone (but perhaps me) likes it when you Troll

So... Troll on Paul, Troll on

[Hawkeye 72]

Drink: Liquid Tukayyid (use 4 oz shooter-similar to liquid cocaine)
-1 oz Jager
-1/2 oz Goldschlager
-1/2 oz Rumple Minze
-1 oz Bacardi 151
-1oz SoCo
Background: Approach drink full of confidence and looking to impress, leave with a bloody nose and desire to vomit, much like the Clans reaction to the namesake conflict
Drink when: Someone debates the timeline and how the Clans are supposed to invade months after the initial release

Drink: Katrina Steiner
-1 oz Triple Sec
-1 oz Crown Royal
-1 oz Sweet and Sour mix
-1 oz peach schnapps
Background: Tastes extremely sweet, but is deceptively potent and will sneak up and stab you in the back later in the night.
Drink when: someone says that the Awesome mech should be released next

Drink: Black Dragon (or Draconian Hot Drop)
-1 oz sake
-1 oz soy sauce
-12 ounces of Sapporo Beer
Background: Draconians are crazy
Directions: Mix sake and soy sauce in shot glass. Microwave 10 seconds. Drop shot glass into cup of Sapporo. Drink...quickly.
Drink when: Anyone worries about the mech "arms race" and balance issues.

If you don't understand the names to the drinks or how they relate to battletech, go do some research. Summer is still a couple months away

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 16 March 2012 - 01:03 PM.

[Kaemon]

Paul Inouye, on 16 March 2012 - 10:17 AM, said:

New desktops available!

Spoiler

Drink up suckah!

Spoiler

Don't drink that stuff... you will go blind and have liver failure before launch.

My only question is...

What's in a Pink Fizzle?

[Morgana]

1/4 oz. Strawberry Vodka
5 oz. Strawberry Soda

Edited by Morgana, 16 March 2012 - 01:18 PM.

[Solis Obscuri]

Hawkeye 72, on 16 March 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

Drink: Liquid Tukayyid (use 4 oz shooter-similar to liquid cocaine)
-1 oz Jager
-1/2 oz Goldschlager
-1/2 oz Rumple Minze
-1 oz Bacardi 151
-1oz SoCo
Background: Approach drink full of confidence and looking to impress, leave with a bloody nose and desire to vomit, much like the Clans reaction to the namesake conflict
Drink when: Someone debates the timeline and how the Clans are supposed to invade months after the initial release

Drink: Katrina Steiner
-1 oz Triple Sec
-1 oz Crown Royal
-1 oz Sweet and Sour mix
-1 oz peach schnapps
Background: Tastes extremely sweet, but is deceptively potent and will sneak up and stab you in the back later in the night.
Drink when: someone says that the Awesome mech should be released next

Drink: Black Dragon (or Draconian Hot Drop)
-1 oz sake
-1 oz soy sauce
-12 ounces of Sapporo Beer
Background: Draconians are crazy
Directions: Mix sake and soy sauce in shot glass. Microwave 10 seconds. Drop shot glass into cup of Sapporo. Drink...quickly.
Drink when: Anyone worries about the mech "arms race" and balance issues.

If you don't understand the names to the drinks or how they relate to battletech, go do some research. Summer is still a couple months away

I had to quote this just so I could "like" it a second time!

Great drinks, and perfect reasons to drink 'em!

[Chuckie]

I have noticed when playing WoT on teh weekend, the more beers I have equals more money spent on WoT..

I see what your doing here.. shes a PGI Plant..

[Whisky]

PewPew, on 08 March 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

These drinks sound terrible... Sure, they're canonical, but we should design our own drinks

PPC should be
1 shot UV Blue (for color)
1 shot vodka (for power)
thinly shaved lemon zest (for the zap)
Fresh club soda (for the static crackle)

Thiiisss.

Seriously the normal PPC sounds awful. I mean, I guess if you're trying to be a hard *** but no one in their right mind would drink that on a regular basis.

[Sarah Dalrymple]

Chuckie, on 16 March 2012 - 01:34 PM, said:

I have noticed when playing WoT on teh weekend, the more beers I have equals more money spent on WoT..

I see what your doing here.. shes a PGI Plant..

I wish, then I could afford Paul's 300$ logitech set up instead of threatening to steal it from him every time I see him on IRC. I have to go to work, will add the new rules and drinks when I get home tonight!

Hawkeye 72, on 16 March 2012 - 01:00 PM, said:

Drink: Liquid Tukayyid (use 4 oz shooter-similar to liquid cocaine)
-1 oz Jager
-1/2 oz Goldschlager
-1/2 oz Rumple Minze
-1 oz Bacardi 151
-1oz SoCo
Background: Approach drink full of confidence and looking to impress, leave with a bloody nose and desire to vomit, much like the Clans reaction to the namesake conflict
Drink when: Someone debates the timeline and how the Clans are supposed to invade months after the initial release

Drink: Katrina Steiner
-1 oz Triple Sec
-1 oz Crown Royal
-1 oz Sweet and Sour mix
-1 oz peach schnapps
Background: Tastes extremely sweet, but is deceptively potent and will sneak up and stab you in the back later in the night.
Drink when: someone says that the Awesome mech should be released next

Drink: Black Dragon (or Draconian Hot Drop)
-1 oz sake
-1 oz soy sauce
-12 ounces of Sapporo Beer
Background: Draconians are crazy
Directions: Mix sake and soy sauce in shot glass. Microwave 10 seconds. Drop shot glass into cup of Sapporo. Drink...quickly.
Drink when: Anyone worries about the mech "arms race" and balance issues.

If you don't understand the names to the drinks or how they relate to battletech, go do some research. Summer is still a couple months away

Edit: Added and thanks!

Edited by Sarah Dalrymple, 16 March 2012 - 06:48 PM.