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[Garth Erlam]

Every time I hear a pot/plates bang against eachother I superimpose the AC/20 headshot sound

[Thornn]

Garth Erlam, on 09 March 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Every time I hear a pot/plates bang against eachother I superimpose the AC/20 headshot sound

Awww snap, another one for the list!

[Bonewalker]

DaZur, on 09 March 2012 - 07:54 AM, said:

# 13

- You find yourself walking around stiffly with your arms bent at 90-degree angles while holding laser-pointers making "pew - pew" noises....

(Don't lie... you've all done it)

If I had the lazer pointers, I would have done it already. LOL.. Thanks for the smile. I needed it this morning.

[Bonewalker]

Alan Grant, on 09 March 2012 - 08:22 AM, said:

Urm.... Uh oh, so these are the reasons my life's fallen apart. Wife left me, kids taken away by the SS. An here I thought it was those damn CLANNERS!!!, that have invaded the periphery of my town.

Hey.. HEY!! No bashin on the Clanners!!!

[Wriddle]

14. When playing with your child you recreate missions and battles of your past using his train, hot wheels, action figures, and gi joes.
"No Nicholas don't move those. That is the 9th infantry moving around to flank those barbaric IS tanks."

15. You've replaced the default start up sound on anything that has a start up sound...and a few that didn't.
It all sounds more nominal now.

16. You spend an hour trying to come up with ways you've started to go Mech crazy and can't think of anything.
Your wife comes home and begins to point out all of the things you've missed.

[clutchgetspaid]

4. Somehow, you found a way to pre-order MWO.

Man. Gamestop will do ANYTHING to take your money...

[Bonewalker]

I had this happen to me one time while playing World of Warcraft:

You've been tasked to go into a certain area and kill off the Ag Nasty being that is seriously tough.... and after dying several times, your brain superimposes a HUD targeting system.... minutes later, as the bad guy falls to the ground, dead, you imagine the head exploding in a glorious display of supreme firepower.

And as you're doing your victory dance.. your guild is going, "What's an Atlas?"

[Reno Blade]

oh... wait, do i need all 10, or am i fine with 9 ?

#17. You are going to the carnival dressed in Shorts, military boots, some strange selfmade west with plastic tubes inside and a motorcicle helm.

[Kaemon]

18. Your 3 year old cites heat buildup as a reason you missed him while playing cops and robbers.
19. Your wife refers to MW:O and MW:TAC as 'your gf who lives in Canada' *cue evil stare from the ladies*
20. Your calendar at work is booked as 'out of office' for all of fall 2012.
21. Paul's trolling no longer bothers you, if fact you think it's fun and encourage him...(seek help soon.)
22. You're already scouring local jewelry stores for that 'I'm sorry I forgot about our anniversary/your birthday/our child's birth' gift for the SO.
23. You refer to your wife's friends as 'Atlai' *oops*

Edited by Kaemon, 09 March 2012 - 10:45 AM.

[Frantic Pryde]

Lol.. Seems I'm beyond hope.

[Heronimus Bosch]

Kaemon, on 09 March 2012 - 10:45 AM, said:

21. Paul's trolling no longer bothers you, if fact you think it's fun and encourage him...(seek help soon.)

Well, it is official, it is to late for me...................

[Morgana]

24. Whilst losing your house, you think, "Yeay" I can move to a better internet connection so I can play MWO!"

[ZnSeventeen]

You realize you wrote the date 1037 years ahead of schedule, and instead of fixing it, start thinking what you will do when the clans invade soon.
You work out and eat your vegetables so that you can one day pilot a Mackie.

[DaZur]

# 24 - You've replaced the worn text on your F5 key with masking tape and a Sharpie.

[Vexgrave Lars]

The truth... when you've seen it.. you know it..

1 Billion points!

I pretend loading the dishes in the washer is loading ammo into an auto-cannon to make the chore more palatable.

[Opus]

#25 You find your Facebook pages has more likes on MWO, then your daughter's, wife's, or family links

[Vexgrave Lars]

You demand that your family refers to you by your callsign from now on and make your kids help you recite the control interface like the plan in Dirty Dozen.

[Aegis Kleais]

Parhelion, on 08 March 2012 - 10:40 PM, said:

4. Somehow, you found a way to pre-order MWO.

Done and done... I really hope the NDA I signed isn't violated by posting this.

[Bonewalker]

DaZur, on 09 March 2012 - 11:17 AM, said:

# 24 - You've replaced the worn text on your F5 key with masking tape and a Sharpie.

Dark Red Duct Tape and a black ink marker. Duct Tape always makes things better.

[Parhelion]

Cake Bandit, on 09 March 2012 - 10:02 AM, said:

I'll just leave this here. Not my best work.

Wow. I am honored. LOL. It looks nice. Thanks for doing that. I'm glad my strange humor could make people laugh.