Skyefox, on 01 July 2012 - 04:05 PM, said:
NO! Gundammit you wanna talk about the two greatest failures of my unit when it came to inhibiting my being a badass:
1. I qualified expert on all weapon systems from m9 to m203, 240B (my baby, I was a 240 gunner the majority of my infantry career) to to Mark 19. I shot the best out of my entire platoon (38/40 TWICE IN A ROW, same day, same range, iron sight m16) and they were going to send me to sniper school. I'm halfway done assembling my ghillie and finishing my packing list and they tell me I'm not going because THEY CANT LET THE ONLY 240B GUNNER TO QUALIFY EXPERT TO BECOME A SNIPER. I finished the range with 80 odd rounds. I gave em to less adequate gunners so they weren't stuck at the range all day. I got yelled at by my squad leader all the time for not firing in burst and taking out targets with 1-2 rounds.
2. Still being in the top 5 marksmen in my Company, the CO decided it'd be a great idea to send MOUNTED (gundam Bradley drivers) for the schutzenschnur badge. I about lost it. I was so close to just taking leave for a week, finding a german soldier to sign me on to their range, and do the damn qual myself. 2/6 INF 1AD, ugh. GATOR D*CK wrapped in barbed wire and rolled in glass.
I can't talk about this anymore, I'll end up taking manic psychotic dumps all over the place and just generally be an unpleasant individual.
See that guy? No, not the guy who won the championship ping pong or ranger boat challenge but the best M4 Marksman in the company? Yeah baby, that's me. I got to go to SDM school which was pretty awesome and they promised me Sniper school and a promotion if I stayed with the battalion because I put in a transfer to go to Civil Affairs. Then when I agreed to stay they ran out of funds and cancelled the school and laterally promoted me to Corporal instead of Sergeant.
Nair you've got the most wicked moustache of all time. Kamikaze, you should come join up with us and play with some more depraved, angry, politically incorrect veterans. You too Skye, quit being lame, House Steiner is pretty much House Davion with the FedCom anyway.
Edited by DocBach, 01 July 2012 - 07:10 PM.