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#1321 Texas Merc

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 04:04 PM

Q: Chuck Berry or Little Richard?

#1322 SPencil

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 05:41 PM

Q: Chuck Little or Berry Richard?

#1323 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 05:43 PM


I have asked the andersbot no less than 2 questions in this thread.
I have not had a single reply.
Obviously, andersbot not only sucks a stompy robots but public relations as well.
I will not stand for this great injustice!
I will take this to the masses...


...


oh...


BACON!!!!

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#1324 moderatepudding

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 06:58 PM

bacon is super super gross

unironically

#1325 Kaio-Kerensky x10

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:05 PM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 29 May 2013 - 06:58 PM, said:

bacon is super super gross

unironically


#1326 SPencil

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:17 PM

Stop your lying. It's bad for your health, unlike bacon grease.

#1327 Anders

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 07:35 PM

View PostWillie Sauerland, on 29 May 2013 - 01:15 PM, said:

Is Anders the Anders who worked on EveMon?


"No"

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#1328 fil5000

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 09:26 PM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 29 May 2013 - 02:23 PM, said:

feminist icon margaret thatcher

i hope this is some kind of joke, but i cant tell.

#1329 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 01:26 AM

I'm almost embarassed, doing a response that's mostly image macro:
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#1330 moderatepudding

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 02:29 AM

View Postfil5000, on 29 May 2013 - 09:26 PM, said:

i hope this is some kind of joke, but i cant tell.

it was but i guess i made some gross eve sperglords and/or obama liberals mad about another post i made immediately after it so it got deleted and is gone forever and now it makes things look a little confused

e: its unironically really really messed up that the iron lady was a movie that happened, with meryl streep playing thatcher, b/c it is wrecking/will wreck literally an entire generation's perception of her.

Edited by moderatepudding, 30 May 2013 - 02:30 AM.


#1331 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:01 AM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 30 May 2013 - 02:29 AM, said:

it was but i guess i made some gross eve sperglords and/or obama liberals mad about another post i made immediately after it so it got deleted and is gone forever and now it makes things look a little confused

e: its unironically really really messed up that the iron lady was a movie that happened, with meryl streep playing thatcher, b/c it is wrecking/will wreck literally an entire generation's perception of her.


I'm not an eve sperglord.
I was researching the history of the goons,
which lead me to the interesting coinkydink
of an Anders who worked on EveMon - thus the question.
I have no idea what EveMon is, what it does, or if it is even useful.

And it is a shame I didn't see the original post.
I'm sure it would have been as entertaining as your other posts unironically aren't.



#1332 Ken Fury

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 04:21 AM

Could you please ask more questions? And do less conversation? TIA

#1333 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:22 AM

View PostTank Boy Ken, on 30 May 2013 - 04:21 AM, said:

Could you please ask more questions? And do less conversation? TIA


Are you trying to troll me?
:)
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#1334 Blue Footed Booby

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 05:33 AM

View PostWillie Sauerland, on 30 May 2013 - 05:22 AM, said:


Are you trying to troll me?
:)
:(




Sometimes goon metahumor wraps around itself so many times I can't tell if the conversation is serious, so I make posts that are just ambiguous enough to be read either way depending on the expectations of the reader.

This post is one of them.

#1335 Budor

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:28 AM

Why did Mr.Forst not like your post?

Edited by Budor, 30 May 2013 - 07:29 AM.


#1336 fil5000

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 07:33 AM

View Postmoderatepudding, on 30 May 2013 - 02:29 AM, said:

it was but i guess i made some gross eve sperglords and/or obama liberals mad about another post i made immediately after it so it got deleted and is gone forever and now it makes things look a little confused

e: its unironically really really messed up that the iron lady was a movie that happened, with meryl streep playing thatcher, b/c it is wrecking/will wreck literally an entire generation's perception of her.


Don't worry, there's enough people that lived through her premiership that will loudly yell about her that the perception will be balanced.

#1337 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 08:30 AM

View PostBlue Footed Booby, on 30 May 2013 - 05:33 AM, said:



Sometimes goon metahumor wraps around itself so many times I can't tell if the conversation is serious, so I make posts that are just ambiguous enough to be read either way depending on the expectations of the reader.

This post is one of them.


That is fair.
Apology accepted.
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#1338 Texas Merc

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 08:33 AM

Q: Chuck Berry or Little Richard?

#1339 Willie Sauerland

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:24 AM

View PostBudor, on 30 May 2013 - 07:28 AM, said:

Why did Mr.Forst not like your post?


Mr. Forst does not 'like' posts.
Mr. Forst does not want to imply any form of impartiality by the staff of PGI.
Mr. Forst does not want to add to the already rampant epeen stroking found within these very forums.
Mr. Forst does not wish you to think you are cool.
Mr. Forst does not like Mondays.
Mr. Forst does not apologize for being Canadian.
Mr. Forst does not post merely for your amusement but for the gaiety of all.


e: Who knew that gaiety would not be filtered? I must admit, I was surprised...


Edited by Willie Sauerland, 30 May 2013 - 10:25 AM.


#1340 Ken Fury

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:49 AM

Is everyone in here a Forst Alt ? Or an Andersalt?



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