1890 replies to this topic

[fil5000]

Niko Snow, on 02 June 2013 - 10:00 AM, said:

Q: How do you feel?

The question is irrelevant.

[octatonic]

Niko Snow, on 02 June 2013 - 10:00 AM, said:

Q: How do you feel?

p much with my nerves and various a network of sensory receptors all over my skin. thank you for asking. do you feel differently? that would be interesting if true.

[Willie Sauerland]

moderatepudding, on 01 June 2013 - 09:15 PM, said:

o wait i just noticed that he made a reply but i guess i missed it b/c his garbage font and centering and writing style makes my eyes glaze over instantly so i guess ill reply to it

o i guess its the same font just a grosser colour, but seriously holy **** your writing style is insufferable, redditor as hell, also centered formatting is super super gross and unreadable. stop being gross imo tia

T
h
e

f
o
n
t

i
s

t
h
e

s
a
m
e

c
o
l
o
r

a
s

y
o
u
r
'
s
.

[Anders]

Dearest Thread:

We here at the Word of Lowtax remind you that this thread is for the Asking and Answering of Questions to Goons. Those that fail to Ask a Question (for Goons) can simply:



The thread thanks you.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis 2: Electric Boogaloo
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis The Third: Lurmpocalypse Now
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis IV: Making a Bigger Problem to Fix Another
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Brought Order to Chaos
Anders Actual. Copy.
Schedulepower > Firepower
The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight!
Krazy for Kaetetôã
Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker
Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane
The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049
Survivor of Excess Radiation
Communicating with Keys (my keyboard to be precise)
Hellish Hound Hacker
Never forget: 03/15/3050
Squawking is not a Crime
Poptarts are a Sometimes Food
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Willie Sauerland]

Anders, on 03 June 2013 - 10:49 AM, said:

Dearest Thread:

We here at the Word of Lowtax remind you that this thread is for the Asking and Answering of Questions to Goons. Those that fail to Ask a Question (for Goons) can simply:



The thread thanks you.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Who cares?

[apostateCourier]

Willie Sauerland, on 03 June 2013 - 11:33 AM, said:

Who cares?

We care. Next question, please.

[Ter Ushaka]

Q: Zynga (NASDAQ: ZNGA) has laid off about 18% of their staff, and as a result their stock has dropped 12% (back up to -10% as of writing). What do Goons feel will be the bigger takeaway from today's news in the casual/F2P video game industry?

Edited by Ter Ushaka, 03 June 2013 - 11:51 AM.

[fil5000]

Ter Ushaka, on 03 June 2013 - 11:50 AM, said:

Q: Zynga (NASDAQ: ZNGA) has laid off about 18% of their staff, and as a result their stock has dropped 12% (back up to -10% as of writing). What do Goons feel will be the bigger takeaway from today's news in the casual/F2P video game industry?

That we should not expect a game called "Bechvarrior Online" by Zynga using recoloured MWO assets and that charges $5 for every game any time soon.

[Zpector]

LMAO! Do goons suck as bad as I think they do? LOL I asked a question. Do you see what I did there?

[octatonic]

Ter Ushaka, on 03 June 2013 - 11:50 AM, said:

Q: Zynga (NASDAQ: ZNGA) has laid off about 18% of their staff, and as a result their stock has dropped 12% (back up to -10% as of writing). What do Goons feel will be the bigger takeaway from today's news in the casual/F2P video game industry?

I imagine this means that Heroes of Newerth will by GOTY this year because gaming is dead. Expect a big announcement at e3 for xbone exclusive. Short EA stock.
/

[Ter Ushaka]

Q: Octatonic are you Bobby Kotick?

[Texas Merc]

Q: Who is the worst Goon?

[Kaio-Kerensky x10]

gooninggoons, on 03 June 2013 - 01:06 PM, said:

Do goons suck as bad as I think they do? LOL I asked a question. Do you see what I did there?

Yes, and yes. Next question?

Texas Merc, on 03 June 2013 - 04:56 PM, said:

Q: Who is the worst Goon?

Probably me. Or possibly veedub.

Edited by Zharot, 04 June 2013 - 04:48 AM.

[octatonic]

Ter Ushaka, on 03 June 2013 - 04:50 PM, said:

Q: Octatonic are you Bobby Kotick?

Things I know nothing about:
1. Videogames
2. Running a Corporation
3. Mercy
4. Heroes of Newerth *New entry!*

I think I have made my case.

[Ter Ushaka]

Q: TV. TV. TV. Watch TV. TV. TV. Sports. Sports. TV. TV. TV. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Call of Duty. Xbox go home?

[fil5000]

Anybody?

[moderatepudding]

anime













weed

e: literally just took a screenshot to prove you wrong whatever your name is i cant remember it but ill see it once i post except i wont care to edit it after i see it again



your colour is bad, your formatting is bad, your posting is bad. literally. irl

Edited by moderatepudding, 04 June 2013 - 02:54 PM.

[Willie Sauerland]

moderatepudding, on 04 June 2013 - 02:51 PM, said:

Lots of bland stuff...

You know I only have the deepest love and respect for you, right?
You are one of the best catchers I know.

[fil5000]

dude don't be a bad.

[Texas Merc]

Q: If a Goon Squawks in the woods but no one is around to hear it, did he really squawk?