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[fil5000]

A:

NEVER

NOT

SQUAWK

[Mike Forst]

fil5000, on 05 June 2013 - 02:21 PM, said:

dude don't be a bad.

Ironic Cat

[fil5000]

Mike Forst, on 06 June 2013 - 07:02 AM, said:

Ironic Cat

oh no a forst cut me

[Mike Forst]

Well sorry but it's not like I can see an easy shot like that and not take it

That would be wrong

[Budor]

Back with new question, can you answer please?

[Ter Ushaka]

Q: What is the best rum to use when mixing a cuba libre?

[GreatBeer]

Ter Ushaka, on 06 June 2013 - 04:48 PM, said:

Q: What is the best rum to use when mixing a cuba libre?

The correct way to make a cuba libre is to throw it out and get some damn whiskey. Your stupid drinks are an embarrassment to your father.

[Blue Footed Booby]

GreatBeer, on 06 June 2013 - 08:54 PM, said:

The correct way to make a cuba libre is to throw it out and get some damn whiskey. Your stupid drinks are an embarrassment to your father.

Can I put rum in the whiskey?

[Willie Sauerland]

Blue Footed Booby, on 07 June 2013 - 03:59 AM, said:

Can I put rum in the whiskey?

Why would you want to dilute your whiskey in such a horrible fashion?

[moderatepudding]

GreatBeer, on 06 June 2013 - 08:54 PM, said:

The correct way to make a cuba libre is to throw it out and get some damn whiskey. Your stupid drinks are an embarrassment to your father.

wow bad taste alert

is there even such a thing as good rum though, i dont think ive had any that id actually consider good, but rum is p much objectively better than whiskey anyways

also white russian supremacy, dwi nerds

heres a super mega ultra white russian protip for if youre like me and literally drinking constantly b/c you cant go on living otherwise

use good almond milk instead of cream, its literally 999x as good+way healthier+also not gross

Edited by moderatepudding, 07 June 2013 - 06:29 PM.

[fil5000]

moderatepudding, on 07 June 2013 - 06:11 PM, said:

wow bad taste alert

is there even such a thing as good rum though, i dont think ive had any that id actually consider good, but rum is p much objectively better than whiskey anyways

also white russian supremacy, dwi nerds

heres a super mega ultra white russian protip for if youre like me and literally drinking constantly b/c you cant go on living otherwise

use good almond milk instead of cream, its literally 999x as good+way healthier+also not gross

white russian drinker calling someone else nerds alert

yeah, i saw the big lebowski too

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Hey now. The Dude abides.

[Ken Fury]

Niko Snow, on 08 June 2013 - 03:58 AM, said:

This is a popular topic, should it be pinned like so?

Yes.

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[moderatepudding]

fil5000, on 07 June 2013 - 11:52 PM, said:

white russian drinker calling someone else nerds alert

yeah, i saw the big lebowski too

actually ive been drinking white russians since before i ever saw the big lebowski, being homeless+alcoholic at 15 owns owns owns

what im trying to say is, get dunked nerd

Edited by moderatepudding, 08 June 2013 - 02:43 PM.

[fil5000]

moderatepudding, on 08 June 2013 - 02:42 PM, said:

actually ive been drinking white russians since before i ever saw the big lebowski, being homeless+alcoholic at 15 owns owns owns

what im trying to say is, get dunked nerd

cool story bro

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So how heavy is your hangover? Please use a scoring range from 20 to 100tons.

Edited by Tank Boy Ken, 09 June 2013 - 03:37 AM.

[Texas Merc]

95t?

also i may have never not posted.

[moderatepudding]

fil5000, on 09 June 2013 - 12:55 AM, said:

cool story bro

im not your bro, k1d

but c00l memephrase anyways, mad props

e: heres a good song, with a music video made 10 years after it was released i guess????? or maybe not, i dont know. its definitely terrible enough for the 90s

Edited by moderatepudding, 09 June 2013 - 10:34 AM.

[fil5000]

thanks. i think you may find that this is the best 90s band with "belly" in the name though