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[fil5000]

Sam Donelly, on 25 September 2013 - 01:52 PM, said:

I have a question, do Goons discriminate against people with bee allergies?

We discriminate against everyone. We are an equal opportunity discriminator.

[Blue Footed Booby]

Sam Donelly, on 25 September 2013 - 01:52 PM, said:

I have a question, do Goons discriminate against people with bee allergies?

If by "discriminate" you mean "violently persecute" then yes.

[Jost]

Dear The Goons,

What is Ghost Heat? Is it scary? Is it the heat generated by all the rotting corpses of fallen and unavenged enemies?

Because that would be cool.

[Crazyeyes244]

Jost, on 28 September 2013 - 05:20 AM, said:

Dear The Goons,

What is Ghost Heat? Is it scary? Is it the heat generated by all the rotting corpses of fallen and unavenged enemies?

Because that would be cool.

Ghost heat is ghost mating season.

[Chronojam]

Jost, on 28 September 2013 - 05:20 AM, said:

Dear The Goons,

What is Ghost Heat? Is it scary? Is it the heat generated by all the rotting corpses of fallen and unavenged enemies?

Because that would be cool.

It is Paul's Magnum Opus

[Texas Merc]

Chronojam, on 28 September 2013 - 11:33 AM, said:

It is Paul's Magnum Opus

Hmm i thought that was his high score on tetris.

[Jost]

Nobody likes the "because that would be cool" part?

I think I will go cry now.

See, that first line is the question. In case you were wondering. Were you wondering?

[Blue Footed Booby]

Sam Donelly, on 28 September 2013 - 09:24 AM, said:

Ghost heat is ghost mating season.

I thought it was what you get when you bury high explosive anti-tank shells in unhallowed ground.

[Anders]

Jost, on 28 September 2013 - 08:27 PM, said:

Nobody likes the "because that would be cool" part?

I think I will go cry now.

See, that first line is the question. In case you were wondering. Were you wondering?

Mr. Jost:

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In answer to your question, however, I was not wondering. For that you have my deepest apology. Others may have wondered.

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[Ter Ushaka]

Q: What do Goony-Goony-Goon-Loonie-Toonie-Goonies think of this?

[Nekki Basara]

I think: lol.

[Ter Ushaka]

I have 2 pressing questions I must ask:

1) Why must I feel like that?
2) Why must I chase the cat?

[GreatBeer]

Ter Ushaka, on 10 October 2013 - 12:54 PM, said:

Q: What do Goony-Goony-Goon-Loonie-Toonie-Goonies think of this?

******* BP has better PR than PGI

e; Also ugghhhh

Edited by GreatBeer, 13 October 2013 - 10:00 AM.

[MechFrog1]

I disapprove.

[dal10]

how are the last 2 posts questions?

[Nekki Basara]

They're not, which is fine.

[Skoll]

Dear goons,

What is a juggalo?

[fil5000]

Skoll, on 24 October 2013 - 05:03 AM, said:

Dear goons,

What is a juggalo?

The worst.

[Nekki Basara]

The very worst.

[dal10]

the worst that there ever was.