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#261 fil5000

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:54 AM

I do not like el arr em spam
I do not like it, Tetatae birdman
I do not like it in a wood
I do not like it near my food
I do not like el arr em spam
I do not like it, birdy man

#262 Melthir

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 10:57 AM

Oh no what have I done
I have committed a crime
Now all the goons are speaking in rhyme

#263 wanderer

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:10 AM

Goon Poetry Slam
Many beaks squawking verses
Shakespeare starts spinning.

#264 Swiss Beats

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:10 AM

that rhyme you speak is not a crime,
albeit at least not this time..
maybe later time will tell,
if this poor thread winds up in a basket..

#265 fil5000

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 11:24 AM

Ter Ushaka
Likes



This

#266 Tetatae Squawkins

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 12:08 PM

Ter Ushaka Ter Ushaka
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Din, dan, don. Din, dan, don.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:03 PM

To limit the posting to prose
is terrible new for the trolls
It is quite hard I find
conversing in rhyme
They will post somewhere else I suppose

#268 Ken Fury

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 02:16 PM

So let's rhyme,
and be no swine.
Even if you bite into a lime,
start to rhyme.

Edited by Tank Boy Ken, 09 November 2012 - 02:16 PM.


#269 Chronojam

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 07:20 PM

By the way pubbies and jerks
It's still our "ask a goon" eyrie
You don't get any lyrical perks
Cut the ******** and submit a query

#270 Vandal

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:20 AM

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#271 Ken Fury

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:25 AM

KILL KILL KILL KILL - DIE DIE DIE

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#272 Terminal Blue

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:48 AM

I don't see why there's hate

we just kill

&

kill

#273 Terminal Blue

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:55 AM

and kill

#274 Chronojam

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:44 PM

This thread has become beautiful.

#275 Harabec Weathers

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:06 AM

Oh sod this stupid thread,
This gimmick should be dead.

Thinking of a Rhyme,
Just takes too much time.

I hate counting my fingers for syllables.
What next? Everything spoken in parables?

Edited by Harabec Weathers, 11 November 2012 - 11:07 AM.


#276 Reverend

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:16 AM

View PostVandal, on 10 November 2012 - 07:20 AM, said:

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#277 GreatBeer

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:20 AM

View PostHarabec Weathers, on 11 November 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

Oh sod this stupid thread,
This gimmick should be dead.

Thinking of a Rhyme,
Just takes too much time.

I hate counting my fingers for syllables.
What next? Everything spoken in parables?


Perhaps you should try
This hot tip from I

If you find a thread
That mucks with your head

Complaints do not spout
Just log yourself out

#278 GaussDragon

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 11:52 AM

View Postfil5000, on 05 November 2012 - 05:39 AM, said:

And yeah, sometimes we lose. Depending on why we lost sometimes people get yelled at in mumble (if they did something dumb and easily avoided) and sometimes we make note of what it was that beat us and come up with counters for it (and/or steal it). Probably the same as most organised groups, but with more references to butt chugging.

Similar process
Change butt chugging to p enis
Pretty much KaoS

Edited by GaussDragon, 11 November 2012 - 11:52 AM.


#279 Amechwarrior

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 02:04 PM

View PostGreatBeer, on 11 November 2012 - 11:20 AM, said:

Perhaps you should try
This hot tip from I

If you find a thread
That mucks with your head

Complaints do not spout
Just log yourself out


Leaving would insult our host,
this thread would be dead like ghost.
Don't forget the goon rule,
the one you learned in newbird school.
That one should never not post.

#280 Communist Party Bot

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Posted 11 November 2012 - 07:50 PM

In Soviet Russia words Rhyme for you.



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