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[Illegal Username]

Chronojam, on 14 November 2012 - 11:36 AM, said:

T R S A A I E T I
E U H K L K S H S

m c m i g
w u m n s

Mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful

[Tetatae Squawkins]

Targets are red
My lasers are blue
One more shot to the head
And soon you'll be goo

[Ter Ushaka]

Of which PGI's Russ say is new,
On the topic of third-person view.
Will splitting the queue,
Between a different view,
Allow a new player break through?

(rhyming is hard.)

[jtyotJOTJIPAEFVJ]

I saw earlier
a guy called voldemort ke-
rensky. Maybe it
was one of u goons? he was
bad at spotting shutdown jennersinyourbase.

edit: fixed mistake in poem

Edited by Piipu, 14 November 2012 - 02:52 PM.

[wanderer]

Last of day matches
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWKING chatting Goon.
Ah, telling Vile Rat.

[Wales Grey]

Piipu, on 14 November 2012 - 02:47 PM, said:

I saw earlier
a guy called voldemort ke-
rensky. Maybe it
was one of u goons? he was
bad at spotting shutdown jennersinyourbase.

edit: fixed mistake in poem

Eight Kerenskys walk into a bar and

they

never

walk

out

again.

Silly pub fits were their bane.

[Ken Fury]

Could we stop rhyming?

Will we stop rhyming ?

[Two Beans]

Tank Boy Ken, on 16 November 2012 - 10:01 AM, said:

Could we stop rhyming?

Will we stop rhyming ?

Rhyme is not a crime,
So I drop a dime when its time,
To rock dope beats from hip-hop to grime.

[Cartman726]

I just passed gas and it sounded like a squak. So I came here to pay my respects.

[Grraarrgghh]

Cartman's farts are the Guinness of farts, in that they're basically a meal.

[Ter Ushaka]

Can't stop,
Won't stop,
The screech and the squawks.
Swarming the pubbies,
Like a flight of angry hawks.
Don't want to taste my lasers,
Don't want me drawing a bead?
Come hither,
Give heed,
And hand over some birdseed.

It is the 16th today,
Tomorrow rhymes make way.
Questions shall teeter,
No longer in penta-meter,
You get nothing sir,
I SAID GOOD DAY.

[Banned]

Did you know that these forums are worse than they've ever been?
Well, I've recently found there's no need to log in.
The information contained is all public at last
So the days of my posting have finally passed.
I'm glad that I've shared my time here with you
But with this final post I bid you adieu.
Hope to see you in game.

Love,
Banned
Pew Pew Pew

[CeeKay Boques]

miSs, on 16 November 2012 - 01:43 PM, said:

To stay on topic, could you rephrase this in the form of a question?

Wait, Questions OR POEMS right?

Might want to change the title.

[Ter Ushaka]

If, during this session,
You can submit your question,
In form of a rhyming suggestion,
Andersbot may answer in harmonic progession.

*edit*
However,
Be light on your fingers,
Be quick and be nimble,
For the hour approaches where poetic posts are discarded,
Like a busted thimble.

Edited by Ter Ushaka, 16 November 2012 - 03:04 PM.

[Anders]

Gentlemen:

It has come to my attention,
That the thread's poetic retention,
Feels to some quite like detention.

As this week is now past,
(and It went by very fast)
We all knew this rhyming couldn't last.

As our little experiement comes to a close,
It's clear that everybody knows,
That the Goons rhyme the best (and it shows).

So the Word of Lowtax would like to say,
to everyone who came out to play,
Thanks so much for making our day!

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your posts on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
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A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
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Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Cartman726]

[fil5000]

Not a question. Also a tired, stale meme.

[Chronojam]

While we appreciate the sentiment, we discourage "image macros" or "memes" as they're commonly known now, as well as unrelated video footage.

[Anders]

Mr. Cartman-seven-two-six:

Please refrain from posting memes/macros in this thread. There was a thread for things like this, to prevent them from cluttering up other threads. If it doesn't exist now (due to the forum move), you're more than welcome to start a new thread. Regardless, keep those things out of this thread.

Thank you kindly.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment electrons and appreciate that you're spending your posts on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future electron spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Star Captain Brofist]

-WOL NEWSFLASH-

Tonight the hard working mechjokeys of WOL completed the first round of trials within the WOL THUNDERDOME. 52 players dropped simultaneously and fought in glorious mech combat until only one mech was left standing. Look for announcements in the future as we work the kinks of the new format and expand it to include allied and, potentially, external groups.