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#341 GreatBeer

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:12 AM

View PostCmdr Rad, on 26 November 2012 - 01:37 AM, said:


Oh yeah, from what I heard, you can get a 10 Piece Urbie Bucket for only 999 MC for a limited time.


Frankly this seems like a poor deal when I can go to MechEyes and get the same thing for 899. It'll also taste better. KFG is just fuel depot grade crap that got popular due to the fact it doesnt make people violently ill most of the time.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:48 AM

A visit to MechDonalds makes your day.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:56 AM

View Postfil5000, on 26 November 2012 - 08:48 AM, said:

A visit to MechDonalds makes your day.


*beepboopbeepboopclick*

I AM ENJOYING THIS.

Edited by Grraarrgghh, 26 November 2012 - 09:00 AM.


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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:21 AM

I would have gone with "I consider this acceptable", but that works too.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.

1. Birdcage with a dead bird in it
2. Bucket of fried chicken
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.

#346 GreatBeer

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:53 PM

View PostDahn, on 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.

1. Birdcage with a dead bird in it
2. Bucket of fried chicken
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.


I would buy all of these things, unironically.

#347 Shan Revan

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:20 PM

Anti-goon? That seems like it's made for celebrating goons more than for hating them.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 09:13 PM

View PostDahn, on 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.

1. Birdcage with a dead bird in it
2. Bucket of fried chicken
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.


Sweet Lord, I hope so! I have a pile of MechBucks just taking up room and I need to spend them on this.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:36 AM

View PostDahn, on 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.

1. Birdcage with a dead bird in it
2. Bucket of fried chicken
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.


Cultural victory

#350 Shibas

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:33 AM

View PostDahn, on 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.


That's more of a motivational poster than anti-goon propaganda.

#351 Vandal

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:04 AM

PGI that GOONS RUIN EVERYTHING banner is worth like 15 dollars to me, make it reality and the money is yours.
Other cool GOON IDEAS: Tryhard KD/R counter so I can keep up to date on all my KILL KILL KILLs.

Realtalk though: We would buy all of them. Every banner. It would be standard in our loadout. Cater to us and we will make you wealthy beyond belief.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:19 AM

View PostVandal, on 29 November 2012 - 08:04 AM, said:

PGI that GOONS RUIN EVERYTHING banner is worth like 15 dollars to me, make it reality and the money is yours.
Other cool GOON IDEAS: Tryhard KD/R counter so I can keep up to date on all my KILL KILL KILLs.

I would buy a Goons Ruin Everything banner, and a realtime KDR status screen would be amazing. I would constantly be using freelook to glance at it, forcing spectators to witness their failures as it's updated throughout the match.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:22 AM

View PostDahn, on 28 November 2012 - 02:16 PM, said:

Rumor is, they have some Anti-Goon cockpit items in the works.

1. Birdcage with a dead bird in it
2. Bucket of fried chicken
3. Banner that reads "Goons ruin everything"

This way pilots can express their hatred of goons with their cockpit decor.

I'd totally buy those.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 09:54 AM

I would like to buy a pair of turntables and a mixer for my cockpit.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:40 AM

View PostTwo Beans, on 29 November 2012 - 09:54 AM, said:

I would like to buy a pair of turntables and a mixer for my cockpit.


Sir, we installed a DJ booth in your cockpit...unfortunately we couldn't install, well, a cockpit. But we did wire it to walk and shoot to your turntables, so you'll have to drop a mad beat to get it moving and shooting.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 03:40 PM

View PostTwo Beans, on 29 November 2012 - 09:54 AM, said:

I would like to buy a pair of turntables and a mixer for my cockpit.


As the song goes.. Shiny disco balls..

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:34 PM

View PostShibas, on 29 November 2012 - 10:40 AM, said:


Sir, we installed a DJ booth in your cockpit...unfortunately we couldn't install, well, a cockpit. But we did wire it to walk and shoot to your turntables, so you'll have to drop a mad beat to get it moving and shooting.


http://youtu.be/VuUSEMH3lVE?t=13m18s

Edited by Wales Grey, 29 November 2012 - 06:35 PM.


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Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:05 PM

That reminds me , I have a spare Banshee mini around somewhere and I've been meaning to add fins and replace the head with a Savannah Master.

#359 wanderer

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:15 PM

View PostAgincourt, on 29 November 2012 - 09:19 AM, said:

I would buy a Goons Ruin Everything banner,


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Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:43 PM

External speakers, for VOIP shenanigans and taunting. Make it happen, PGI. $5 USD easily.



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