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[Kharnifex]

My brain hurts reading his man words.

[Agincourt]

Ryvucz, on 27 January 2013 - 01:57 PM, said:

I hear Goon Swarm lost 650 billion ISK worth of ships due to piloting error.

Is this true?

Someone jumped where they weren't supposed to and welp. I figure the EVE-goons were getting bored and needed someone to fight anyways.

[Mike Forst]

Texas Merc, on 27 January 2013 - 05:43 PM, said:

will you do my taxes?

I'm not good with numbers

[John Glenn]

1999? Try 1984.



*wins*

[fil5000]

nope

[General Discussion Kerensky]

1984?

Party like it's 1899!

[Mike Forst]

That's a long time ago

[John Glenn]

fil5000, on 29 January 2013 - 03:16 PM, said:

nope

Yup.

[Mike Forst]

I think we should agree to disagree here

[Nekki Basara]

Edited by Nekki Basara, 29 January 2013 - 06:41 PM.

[Reverend]

[Ryvucz]

I go where I want to.

[Ken Fury]

We need more questions.

[Supremacist]

Sure is white people music in this thread

Best song of 1999

[Grraarrgghh]

That's not a question.

[Ken Fury]

Grraarrgghh, on 30 January 2013 - 09:00 AM, said:

That's not a question.

Can you phrase that as question?

[Grraarrgghh]

That's not a question?

[fil5000]

Hi

[Mike Forst]

I thought of another question:

How are you doing today?

[Anders]

Gentlemen:

It has come to the attention of the Word of Lowtax that there may be a list of known Goon Members being distributed around the various HPG networks. While we respect your right to make a list and even check it twice, it would not be nice of you to violate the CoC.
We here at the Word of Lowtax propose something else entirely. Try to squawk. Just try it once, you might even like it. You might utter that delightful syllable and set your spirit free from all of the hate you hold in your heart.
As always, to the rest of the community, we love and cherish each and every one of you. We even have a home planet you can come and visit, where everyone is welcome and all we ask is that you never not post while you are visiting.
If we were the monsters that our friend here would wants you to believe, would we release the Mechromancer webapp? I think not. Would we take the time to craft videos, write articles, or record podcasts for your benefit? We here at the Word of Lowtax think the answer is obvious.
All of this misdirected anger speaks of your jealousy. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that as the most preeminent group in MWO, everybody is going to take shots at our crown. That's understandable.
We here at the Word of Lowtax wish you the best in your endeavor. We here at the Word of Lowtax cannot stop you if you choose to continue down this path. May it bring you the peace that you so desire.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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