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[Lemniscate]

fil5000, on 25 January 2013 - 11:25 AM, said:

In this scenario the only clothes you have ever owned have been jorts that you inherited from Kevin Smith. Because in this scenario it's the future and you are Kevin Smith's grandchild.

I have all the information I need to make my decision, thank you.

No wait I have another question, are the super annoying yawns contagious like normal yawns?

[fil5000]

Lemniscate, on 25 January 2013 - 11:32 AM, said:

I have all the information I need to make my decision, thank you.

No wait I have another question, are the super annoying yawns contagious like normal yawns?

They are in fact more contagious. Once you yawn near someone they are afflicted with the same condition as you, so as a result you have isolated yourself from other people. You live in a shack on the side of a mountain.

[Coolwhoami]

I dont

[Lemniscate]

Is it possible to choose both conditions? To live in a shack on a the side of a mountain, wearing my jorts as the grandson of Kevin Smith?

Alternatively, rampaging through cities infecting the population with yawns and jorts.

[chiXnhawk]

Kevin Smith , isn't that the guy who founded Mormonism?

[Coolwhoami]

Lemniscate, on 25 January 2013 - 11:39 AM, said:

Is it possible to choose both conditions? To live in a shack on a the side of a mountain, wearing my jorts as the grandson of Kevin Smith?

Alternatively, rampaging through cities infecting the population with yawns and jorts.

no you must choose

[Silent]

Yep.

[fil5000]

chiXnhawk, on 25 January 2013 - 11:39 AM, said:

Kevin Smith , isn't that the guy who founded Mormonism?

No, you're thinking of John Joseph Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Lemniscate, on 25 January 2013 - 11:39 AM, said:

Is it possible to choose both conditions? To live in a shack on a the side of a mountain, wearing my jorts as the grandson of Kevin Smith?

Alternatively, rampaging through cities infecting the population with yawns and jorts.

Ahhhh, classic WYR blunder there. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to dock you sixteen points.

[Mike Forst]

This is a very strange conversation

[Coolwhoami]

ones revolving around jorts generally are

[Mike Forst]

After seeing those jorts I have to say they're not for me

[Lemniscate]

Not every man has the confidence to jort.

[Mike Forst]

I just don't think it would look very good

[Tinal]

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Edited by Niko Snow, 26 January 2013 - 08:50 PM.

[Supremacist]

Agincourt, on 25 January 2013 - 11:19 AM, said:

I was going to "Like" your post but I did not because I do not want to tell lies

Liked for honesty

[Chronojam]

[fil5000]

Hey guys, is this the best song from 1999?



EDIT: NO BECAUSE IT'S FROM 1998

Edited by fil5000, 26 January 2013 - 02:24 PM.

[fil5000]

Also, I am going to have to close the floor for questions soon. Any more questions about either scenario?

[Two Beans]

the best song of 1999 is:

[Agincourt]

Two Beans, on 26 January 2013 - 03:11 PM, said:

the best song of 1999 is:

Please note: Despite appearances, Doctor Dre is not a licensed medical practitioner.