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[Ken Fury]

fil5000, on 25 January 2013 - 03:20 AM, said:

Great question - it only affects conversations you are directly involved in, but it does happen even on the phone or on Skype.

I am never involved in my own Conversations!

[Nekki Basara]

If I were to continue wearing shirts as pants, would that make peeing more or less convenient?

[fil5000]

Nekki Basara, on 25 January 2013 - 07:00 AM, said:

If I were to continue wearing shirts as pants, would that make peeing more or less convenient?

Great question.

Remember that every time you put them on you immediately take them back off again because you realise they're actually shirts. Now imagine you're trying to pee while doing that.

[Nekki Basara]

So what you're saying is you won't notice the neck-hole and will keep looking for an invisible fly? Gotcha.

However, further question: if I am wearing a proper button shirt will I think I am wearing pants with a button fly? Button flies are inconvenient, but I think I could work with that.

Unrelated question: will I unknowingly start a fashion trend by wearing shirts as pants?

[fil5000]

I think you're missing the point - as soon as you are wearing the shirt-as-pants, you will remove the shirt-as-pants because you recognise it as a shirt. Once it's off, you'll start to put it back on again. You will be trying to pee while repeatedly putting on and removing the shirtpants.

[Nekki Basara]

I totally did miss the point. I became distracted and shamed myself

I think I'd be okay with wearing shirts as pants then, but how drafty would my junk be?

[fil5000]

Nekki Basara, on 25 January 2013 - 07:27 AM, said:

I totally did miss the point. I became distracted and shamed myself

I think I'd be okay with wearing shirts as pants then, but how drafty would my junk be?

Your junk is not drafty at all because in this scenario your pubic hair is as thick as a shagpile carpet.

[Shibas]

SPencil, on 25 January 2013 - 03:11 AM, said:

So uh, I ran into a goon the other day. Seemed like a nice fellow, but I think the paint job on my 'mech offended him in some way because he started attacking. It was a fierce battle and I took some pretty serious damage that'll take a while to repair, but I did manage to take him out. The problem was that we were both alone in a desolate and destroyed city, and I ran out of rations...

long story short, he tasted like chicken.

So my question to the goons is: would you come to my BBQ-party? I think you guys would really spice it up and I know the other guys I told the story to would appreciate it

Don't be fooled, how to serve man bird is a cookbook

[Mike Forst]

I forgot my questions sorry

[Shibas]

Mike Forst, on 25 January 2013 - 08:21 AM, said:

I forgot my questions sorry

Oh good, because I forgot a reply.

[Mike Forst]

Well that's a relief then

[Ted Steiner]

So, I've been gone a little bit and noticed that you've made some changes to the forums. This was a good addition.

[Lemniscate]

What if I throw away all of my shirts and pants, and keep only my jorts?

[Mike Forst]

Are they cargo jorts? This is important

[Chronojam]

Canon mechwarriors either wear cargo jorts, or no pants at all.

[Lemniscate]

I don't think you understand "jorts".

Here is an image to help clarify

Edited by Lemniscate, 25 January 2013 - 11:17 AM.

[Mike Forst]

I guess I'm not a cannon Mechwarrior

[Agincourt]

I was going to "Like" your post but I did not because I do not want to tell lies

[Mike Forst]

Never click like

[fil5000]

Lemniscate, on 25 January 2013 - 11:13 AM, said:

What if I throw away all of my shirts and pants, and keep only my jorts?

In this scenario the only clothes you have ever owned have been jorts that you inherited from Kevin Smith. Because in this scenario it's the future and you are Kevin Smith's grandchild.