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[Mike Forst]

Good morning

[Ryvucz]

What existed first, the Goon or the egg?

[Tasorin]

Is it true that Anders Bot is the robitic love child of Broceratops and Anders after a weekend outing to Blackjack that involved copious amounts of Sugar Nectre and mountains of Sunflower seeds?

Edit: Com-Star jamming transmissions again

Edited by Tasorin, 18 February 2013 - 03:23 PM.

[Anders]

Ryvucz, on 17 February 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:

What existed first, the Goon or the egg?

Mr. Ryvucz:

Obviously, as goons are egg-shaped, we invented eggs. Thus, in answer to your question, Goons came first (as is oft the case).

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[Ryvucz]

Do the Goons feel that posts like this need everything checked regardless of how the poster feels?

http://mwomercs.com/...medium-edition/

[Mederlock]

Ryvucz, on 18 February 2013 - 03:33 PM, said:

Do the Goons feel that posts like this need everything checked regardless of how the poster feels?

http://mwomercs.com/...medium-edition/

Checkbox

Edited by Mederlock, 18 February 2013 - 03:51 PM.

[xXxSePhIrOtHSSJ420xXx W33D4LYFE]

There is a tide in the affairs of Goons, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.

I need a prompt Goon answer, is this true?

[Mike Forst]

Anders, on 18 February 2013 - 03:30 PM, said:

Mr. Ryvucz: Obviously, as goons are egg-shaped, we invented eggs. Thus, in answer to your question, Goons came first (as is oft the case). We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon. Robotically Yours, Anders Public Relations Officer Director of Man/Bird Relations Loremaster of Word of Lowtax Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day." OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049 Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53% Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons A [REDACTED] Asset Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated Crackin' Turtles since 3049 Master of the Trial of Walter Marik Militia Masher 'Mechstradamus Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella Survivor of the Festival of Artemis Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365 ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile "The Goonders" Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049" Brought Order to Chaos Anders Actual. Copy. Schedulepower > Firepower The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight! Krazy for Kaetetôã Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049 Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

No one cares

[Ter Ushaka]

xXxSePhIrOtHSSJ420xXx W33D4LYFE, on 22 February 2013 - 11:20 AM, said:

There is a tide in the affairs of Goons, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.

I need a prompt Goon answer, is this true?

What?

[Anders]

Mike Forst, on 22 February 2013 - 12:09 PM, said:

No one cares

Mr. Mike Forced:

Quoting is caring!

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Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Brought Order to Chaos
Anders Actual. Copy.
Schedulepower > Firepower
The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight!
Krazy for Kaetetôã
Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker
Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane
The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049
Survivor of Excess Radiation
Communicating with Keys (my keyboard to be precise)
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[armchairyoda]

Anders, on 18 February 2013 - 03:30 PM, said:

Thus, in answer to your question, Goons came first (as is oft the case).

My wife hates me for this.

[Mike Forst]

Anders, on 22 February 2013 - 08:56 PM, said:

Nope still not reading

[KissMyCloaca]

Mike Forst, on 25 February 2013 - 11:08 AM, said:

Nope still not reading

P.S. It is just a very long (and necessary) boilerplate andersbot signature. Its only a matter of time before all goons are required to have one.

[Mike Forst]

Well then that will help me spot the rest of the posts I don't need to read then

[Anders]

Mike Forst, on 25 February 2013 - 12:38 PM, said:

Well then that will help me spot the rest of the posts I don't need to read then

I just look for the animated gif in the signature.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Brought Order to Chaos
Anders Actual. Copy.
Schedulepower > Firepower
The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight!
Krazy for Kaetetôã
Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker
Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane
The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049
Survivor of Excess Radiation
Communicating with Keys (my keyboard to be precise)
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Jalak Bali]

If it were not for the PGI avatar no one would've noticed Mike Fosrt's none-posts.

[Mike Forst]

Oh no

[Ryvucz]

When the Clans arrive, wouldn't the Goons naturally be in Clan Jade Falcon instead of House Liao?

[Anders]

Ryvucz, on 02 March 2013 - 11:30 PM, said:

When the Clans arrive, wouldn't the Goons naturally be in Clan Jade Falcon instead of House Liao?

Mr. Ryvucz:

Why would we want to play as space-******-space-furries? That doesn't make any sense. We are birdwarriors aligned with House Liao.

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Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
Director of Man/Bird Relations
Loremaster of Word of Lowtax
Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
A Draaaaaaagun Slayer, Victor over the "4 time crowned Champion from the day."
OpFor Veteran of Second Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
Survivor of the Great Market Collapse of September 18, 3049
Bro-Bots with Mech Romney, Member of the 53%
Commissioner of Entertainment Electrons
A [REDACTED] Asset
Oft Imitated, Never Duplicated
Crackin' Turtles since 3049
Master of the Trial of Walter
Marik Militia Masher
'Mechstradamus
Campaigning in the Inner Sphere for a better Capella
Survivor of the Festival of Artemis
Podcasting Propaganda Information directly to your Neurohelmet 24/7/365
ilKhan of Clan Moderator-in-Exile
"The Goonders"
Recipient of the First ever "Community Contributor Award" - "The December Star of 3049"
Brought Order to Chaos
Anders Actual. Copy.
Schedulepower > Firepower
The Morning Sun, Vanquisher of the Horrible Midnight!
Krazy for Kaetetôã
Solaris Ranger Danger Wrecker
Rocked the Scorpions like a Hurricane
The Word of Lowtax: Pay to Win since 3049
Survivor of Excess Radiation
Communicating with Keys (my keyboard to be precise)
Bropocalypse Now Battalion - "The Fist of Lowtax"

[Texas Merc]

Question: Why is GD so full of g.d. DP ?

Edited by Texas Merc, 02 March 2013 - 11:48 PM.