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#981 kiltymonroe

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:17 AM

View PostTexas Merc, on 02 March 2013 - 11:48 PM, said:

Question: Why is GD so full of g.d. DP ?


What?

#982 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 01:51 AM

I think that's a sex move.

Edited by Ter Ushaka, 03 March 2013 - 01:51 AM.


#983 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 02:28 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 26 February 2013 - 01:47 PM, said:

Oh no


He has a point Mikey.

#984 octatonic

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 05:14 PM

I am excited about the great Pay 2 Win Debate. I think it will be very enlightening. Who else is excited?

#985 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:04 PM

So excited.

#986 Chavette

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:36 PM

*Raises hand*

Why are you guys so terribly bad compared to other units in 8s?

#987 MechFrog1

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:40 PM

View PostChavette, on 04 March 2013 - 06:36 PM, said:

*Raises hand*

Why are you guys so terribly bad compared to other units in 8s?

Wow, you sure told us. Thread closed.

#988 Allen Wren

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:40 PM

It's all going according to plan.

#989 dscruffy1

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:41 PM

Because we didn't take the time to fill our socks with the poop required to place in the top ten poopsockers :(

#990 Ter Ushaka

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:43 PM

View PostAllen Wren, on 04 March 2013 - 06:40 PM, said:

It's all going according to plan.

As foretold by prophecy.

#991 Mycrus

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 02:03 AM

Hi Goons - any insight on how you intend to ruin the testing grounds?

#992 Voridan Atreides

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 07:21 AM

I would like to know too.

#993 Hawkeye 72

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:57 PM

View PostAnders, on 02 March 2013 - 11:33 PM, said:

Robotically Yours,
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Dear Sir Anders,

I express my profuse admiration of your fastidious accumulation of titles and monikers. It would appear that your service to the Word of Lowtax has bestowed upon you a multitude of blessings.

Having fulfilled my obligatory quota of social flattery, I have a question of utmost importance...

Where does the Word of Lowtax stand on owls?

Yes, owls.

I am in the market to procuring a trademark avian lifeform to work in our public relations department and decided I should inquire into the faux legality of using the sentient life form known as an owl. I am aware of the monopoly your administration has established over organisms of a bird-like nature (excluding prehistoric reptiles) however I feel owls fall outside the auspices of your jurisdiction.

You see, owls hoot. They do not squawk.

And the Word of Lowtax does not look like a bunch of hooters to me...

I look forward to your swift reply on the issue.

Sincerely,
Hawkeye 72

#994 Agent of Change

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 06:34 PM

Owls did someone say owls?

Here come the owls!

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#995 Mycrus

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Posted 09 March 2013 - 09:10 PM

View PostMycrus, on 06 March 2013 - 02:03 AM, said:

Hi Goons - any insight on how you intend to ruin the testing grounds?


Hi Goons, will I get an answer to my question?

#996 Agent of Change

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Posted 09 March 2013 - 09:39 PM

I can't answer that question but here is a raven.

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#997 Noesis

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 09:05 AM

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All systems ... nom ... nom ... nom ... nominal

#998 Noesis

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 09:31 AM

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Not sure if mechwarrior or ornithological thread now? Any posts relating to MWO?

Edited by Noesis, 10 March 2013 - 09:57 AM.


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Posted 10 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

nope...

I think I'll stick with birds

It's become my thing

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 09:50 AM

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