Anders, on 02 March 2013 - 11:33 PM, said:
Robotically Yours,
Anders
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Dear Sir Anders,
I express my profuse admiration of your fastidious accumulation of titles and monikers. It would appear that your service to the Word of Lowtax has bestowed upon you a multitude of blessings.
Having fulfilled my obligatory quota of social flattery, I have a question of utmost importance...
Where does the Word of Lowtax stand on owls?
Yes, owls.
I am in the market to procuring a trademark avian lifeform to work in our public relations department and decided I should inquire into the faux legality of using the sentient life form known as an owl. I am aware of the monopoly your administration has established over organisms of a bird-like nature (excluding prehistoric reptiles) however I feel owls fall outside the auspices of your jurisdiction.
You see, owls hoot. They do not squawk.
And the Word of Lowtax does not look like a bunch of hooters to me...
I look forward to your swift reply on the issue.
Sincerely,
Hawkeye 72