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[Noesis]

LaurenceMcFunk, on 10 March 2013 - 11:05 AM, said:

shutup nerd

That's your best come back?

Well then Bazinga ... roflysst

[Agent of Change]

That is not nerd

That is tv clown.

you are not being constructive

I bet you don't even

speak squawk.

[Noesis]

I'm not really interested in speaking squawk as I found it might leave me with a more abase personality, but here is a least an attempt to teach french to a squawker, I'll let you discern the results for yourself as whether they are "something awful":

[Agent of Change]

You probably needn't worry

about having a base personality

everyone needs one of those.

Bases are what you build on.

The bird is good,

not sure about the french,

definitely awesome not awful.

[Noesis]

Agent of Change, on 11 March 2013 - 04:53 AM, said:

You probably needn't worry

about having a base personality

everyone needs one of those.

Bases are what you build on.

The bird is good,

not sure about the french,

definitely awesome not awful.

Most reasonable answer ....

Your reward, a bird pole dancing, please try not to get too excited:

[Agent of Change]

Pretty bird.

[dal10]

would you pilot urbies if they were in game?

[Agent of Change]

I would,

but i can't answer that,

because I am not a goon.

Please

do not consider

your question answered.

[Anders]

Hawkeye 72, on 08 March 2013 - 05:57 PM, said:

Dear Sir Anders,

I express my profuse admiration of your fastidious accumulation of titles and monikers. It would appear that your service to the Word of Lowtax has bestowed upon you a multitude of blessings.

Having fulfilled my obligatory quota of social flattery, I have a question of utmost importance...

Where does the Word of Lowtax stand on owls?

Yes, owls.

I am in the market to procuring a trademark avian lifeform to work in our public relations department and decided I should inquire into the faux legality of using the sentient life form known as an owl. I am aware of the monopoly your administration has established over organisms of a bird-like nature (excluding prehistoric reptiles) however I feel owls fall outside the auspices of your jurisdiction.

You see, owls hoot. They do not squawk.

And the Word of Lowtax does not look like a bunch of hooters to me...

I look forward to your swift reply on the issue.

Sincerely,
Hawkeye 72

Mr. Hawkeye Seventy-Two:

We here at the Word of Lowtax are glad to see that you are still alive, and appreciate your inquiry into the quasi-shadowy area of Bird Law.

After speaking to the Bird Law^TM Department on Kaetetôã, they have asked me to relate to you the following message. And I quote:

"Dear Mr/Miss Hawkeye 72:

The Department of Bird Law, in conjunction with the Department of Pubbie Affairs, have come to the decision that while there could possibly be a potential source of brand confusion, which would hurt the, Quote, "Word of Lowtax Brand," endquote. However in the interest of Man/Bird relations, and to support the wonderful work you have done in furthering knowledge of group sizes, we will authorize you to use the Owl in your branding to further the visibility of the, Quote, "Hawkeye 72 Brand," Endquote. We here at the Bird Law Department wish you continued success."

There you have it, Mr. Hawkeye Seventy-Two. We here at the Word of Lowtax ask that you use the Noble Owl with respect.

Go in good squawking.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

Public Relations Officer
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[Agent of Change]

A Good post

worthy of the

mighty standards

of K-town.

I am in awe

of it's comprehensiveness

it's extranea

it's pomposity.

You post has made

me consider more

comprehensive writings,

but then I remembered

I am lazy.

Your posts magnificence

shall stand testament

to its own grandiosity

free from

weak imitation.

Edited by Agent of Change, 11 March 2013 - 08:20 PM.

[Chronojam]

Ter Ushaka, on 10 March 2013 - 06:14 PM, said:

^{I'm pretty sure there's a Rosetta Stone for that.}

I didn't even read the post but if Ter Ushaka likes this, it's good enough for me.

[Mike Forst]

Agent of Change, on 11 March 2013 - 08:19 PM, said:

A Good post

worthy of the

mighty standards

of K-town.

I am in awe

of it's comprehensiveness

it's extranea

it's pomposity.

You post has made

me consider more

comprehensive writings,

but then I remembered

I am lazy.

Your posts magnificence

shall stand testament

to its own grandiosity

free from

weak imitation.

Didn't read

[Agent of Change]

Mike Forst, on 12 March 2013 - 02:35 PM, said:

Didn't read

not surprised

[Mycrus]

Mycrus, on 06 March 2013 - 02:03 AM, said:

Hi Goons - any insight on how you intend to ruin the testing grounds?

Mycrus, on 09 March 2013 - 09:10 PM, said:

Hi Goons, will I get an answer to my question?

Hi Goons, am i being ignored?

[dal10]

do you want me to answer your question so you can pretend a goon answered it even though i am not one?

[Agent of Change]

You can't do that

that would make

a mockery of this thread.

we must protect

the threads integrity

otherwise...chaos

[dal10]

don't you mean kaos?

[Hawkeye 72]

Anders, on 11 March 2013 - 07:47 PM, said:

[Steaksauce response]

Dear Sir Anders,

A multitude of thanks is in order for your ruling. This pleases us greatly.



Our gratitude for your prompt response knows no limits. May the light of Atlai illuminate you with the radiance of a thousand sols.

Hawkeye 72

[SPencil]

I am asking a question

[Agent of Change]

you didn't though