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#661 Coolwhoami

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 06:32 PM

Gonna shoot so many metal babbys and spiders tommorrow.

#662 GearBoxClock

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 07:45 PM

Question: Can love bloom on a battlefield? Even between Commandos?

#663 paragon1

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:01 PM

One of us.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:48 PM

View PostGearBoxClock, on 22 January 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:

Question: Can love bloom on a battlefield? Even between Commandos?

The only things with 'bloom' on the battlefield are Catapults and they blind me when I shoot them with my lasers.

#665 Mike Forst

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:56 PM

My daughter has an important question for the Goons:

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Well, good luck with that.

#666 GreatBeer

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 08:58 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 22 January 2013 - 08:56 PM, said:

My daughter has an important question for the Goons:

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Well, good luck with that.


Haha, I cant believe you guys dont censor that. Anyway, in response, no, because we simply dont have the manpower.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:03 PM

Also: SQUAWK! never not post, TENBUX and furthermore checkbox.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:07 PM

View PostGreatBeer, on 22 January 2013 - 08:58 PM, said:


Haha, I cant believe you guys dont censor that. Anyway, in response, no, because we simply dont have the manpower.

Once community warfare hits I think we might be able to pull it off. I'm preparing a pile of the usual propaganda in advance, I don't want to get caught off guard the way I was by communication being key.

#669 GreatBeer

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:08 PM

I wish we had inside connections like Metro does. He claims to get info at least 2 days in advance. Must be nice. We'd really get a leg up on the propaganda campaign that way.

Edited by GreatBeer, 22 January 2013 - 09:08 PM.


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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:08 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 22 January 2013 - 08:56 PM, said:

My daughter has an important question for the Goons:

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Well, good luck with that.


Mr. Forst:

We here at the Word of Lowtax we not aware that your daughter was programming at such a high grade level! I haven't decompiled LISP in a while, so I may be a bit rusty.

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I think you should have a talk with your daughter. There's no reason for her to think that seals and ostriches should do that, or be capable of doing that to each other.

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#671 Bagheera

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 09:49 PM

What is a higher honor: to begin a thread in this place, or to have an existing thread moved to this place?

#672 Mike Forst

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:03 PM

View PostAnders, on 22 January 2013 - 09:08 PM, said:


Mr. Forst:

We here at the Word of Lowtax we not aware that your daughter was programming at such a high grade level! I haven't decompiled LISP in a while, so I may be a bit rusty.

...

I think you should have a talk with your daughter. There's no reason for her to think that seals and ostriches should do that, or be capable of doing that to each other.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your visit to Kaetetôã. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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Director of Man/Bird Relations
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Veteran of the First Round of the Run Hot or Die Funzies Tournament
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She was just banging randomly away on a keyboard for a few minutes. It seems like she'll fit right in here.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:17 PM

Mike Frost, you seem both goony and well-connected enough to answer this: When will Chargers be added to MWO? This is vitally important, as my spirit animal is the Charger Battlemech.

#674 Mike Forst

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:19 PM

View PostGearBoxClock, on 22 January 2013 - 10:17 PM, said:

you seem both goony and well-connected enough


Why would you think that?

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:36 PM

give us a reason why you're not

#676 Mike Forst

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:37 PM

Well, the only Chargers I know about play professional football. Last I checked they aren't robots.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:37 PM

View PostMike Forst, on 22 January 2013 - 10:19 PM, said:


Why would you think that?

Mike have you now or ever been a member of the Goon Party?

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 10:38 PM

Sorry I'm not into politics

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 12:06 AM

Sour about government?

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 12:31 AM

View PostChronojam, on 23 January 2013 - 12:06 AM, said:

Sour about government?


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