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[Chronojam]

Mike Forst, on 15 August 2013 - 09:31 AM, said:

Goons,

Why is Anders' sig so long?

It's his particular plumage. It indicates his stature and is part of certain posting rituals.

[Tegiminis]

Anders, I humbly supplicate before you: When can I expect a forum ban for being 2sass2furious

[Chronojam]

Tegiminis we have made note of your quality posting and no good deed goes unpunished; expect to earn at the very least a one-day suspension by the end of the weekend if you keep up such superior quality.

[Anders]

Tegiminis, on 15 August 2013 - 01:05 PM, said:

Anders, I humbly supplicate before you: When can I expect a forum ban for being 2sass2furious

Mr. Tegiminis:

Reply hazy, please try again later. Too much smoke from the forums being on fire.

We here at The Word of Lowtax thank you for your post. We here at the Word of Lowtax realize that you have limited entertainment destinations and appreciate that you're spending your entertainment electrons on us. Please continue to choose the Word of Lowtax in your future holiday destination spending! We are grateful for your out of the box, blue-sky thinking, and appreciate you touching base with us here at the Word of Lowtax. We hope to synergize our efforts to achieve quantifiable paradigm redefinitions in a future collaboration soon.

Robotically Yours,
Anders

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[Tegiminis]

I am undoubtedly going to get banned for my clear and present aggression, so I would like to salute you noble, valiant MechWarriors before I am taken behind the shed and shot.

[Ter Ushaka]

If Goons had to decide on the best Phil Collins song (solo career, not with Genesis or any other group), what would it be?

[theGerf]

Did he do Danger Zone? I like that song.

[Literally]

So how do you guys feel about anime.

[Ter Ushaka]

Eh.

[Chronojam]

Pacific Rim is the best anime that's ever been made

[Zephyr Charge]

So how doews one become a Goon?
Probably a good question to ask in a Goon related thread

[Nekki Basara]

You must hear the Word of Lowtax. The trick is to google something awful.

[Ter Ushaka]

You must harden your heart, as God did to the Pharaoh.

[Chronojam]

You do need to complete the Trial of Walter, though

[Tegiminis]

You must 1v1 Andersbot in an Urbanmech

[Literally]

You have to lurk more, then post and get probated, then keep lurking.

Don't forget to make a new thread introducing yourself in E/N, tell us all about your favorite way to prepare kraft dinners in GWS, start a thread about gun control in TFR, and let us all know how you feel about feminism and mensrights in D&D. Use as many reddit meme macros as possible so we know how you really feel.

[Chronojam]

Be sure you leech images off others' servers when you post the memes/macros.

[moderatepudding]

this thread sucks

[moderatepudding]

i literally am only even looking at this forum at all because i had to log in to update my profile's "about me" section and had to scope out how many likes my latest posts had gotten.

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e: wow it even messed up the cool thing i did with my post here so i had to change it. this forum+game is terrible

e2: MISS IM CALLIN U OUT HERE. FIX YA FORUM

Edited by moderatepudding, 20 August 2013 - 08:44 AM.

[moderatepudding]

hi im back for some reason i thought i forgot to actually change my profile thing but i didnt so hi. since my posts in this thread are the best posts i figured id make another post since im about to leave work to go have sex w/fat+ugly+old white men for money except i cant think of anything of substance to say really so bye i guess, i probably wont ever come back until someone makes a good post and links me to it