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[Clubs]

Good lord does it really mean Militia?

And here I have been under the premise that it was magistrates.

[MechLife]

Hello good sirs! I greatly appreciate the jazz

[Adrian Steel]

MechLife, on 20 November 2012 - 11:48 PM, said:

Hello good sirs! I greatly appreciate the jazz

I thought the help was supposed to enter from the back door?

[Gendou]

[Ryan Steel]

Hello again good sirs!

I brought back a trophy from my trip to the far regions of Caustic Valley. A rare find indeed!

[Adrian Steel]

Ryan Steel, on 22 November 2012 - 11:25 AM, said:

Hello again good sirs!

I brought back a trophy from my trip to the far regions of Caustic Valley. A rare find indeed!

A fine shot sir! A fine shot!

We can mount it in the main hall when the taxidermist is finished with it.

Edited by Adrian Steel, 22 November 2012 - 11:28 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

You fellows surely jest... hunting in the Open Season, with the Poors?!

Why, my PUG group (Prestigious Uplifted Gentelmen) harvested out own developer Tesday evening, whilst he was busy praising my works. How easily they are distracted with trinket gifts...

[Adrian Steel]

I believe some entertainment is in order.

Edited by Adrian Steel, 26 November 2012 - 09:59 PM.

[Adrian Steel]

Bumping this thread.

[Clubs]

I say,

I miss the age when this Club was in its hey day.

Back in Closed Beta the fountains of wine and CBills fueling the fires before the economic collapse were extravagant I tell you.

One more week before I can paint my phallic Stalker gold and take it for a romp in the pug stomping grounds.

Jenner, Hunchback, Catapult, Cataphract, and Atlai are all elite now.

I need a new weapon.

-Clubs

[Clubs]

[Tice Daurus]

[Solis Obscuri]

Oho, Tice fell for the old "Germanium" ruse!

*chortles*

Dear boy, you know that's just a little diversion we set up a while back to rid ourselves of some of these masses of unwashed and unwanted spacepoors - sending them out on rickety "mining platforms" on a snipe hunt for "Germanium" in toxic, inhospitable environments in deeps space - it was even more of a bargain when the Houses decided to begin fighting over the harvesting rights! More slagged 'mechs and expended ammunition are just more C-Bills in my coffers.

*chortles*

Ahh, dear boy, the jumpships don't run on some mythical mineral - just like the galleys of old, they're really powered by hundreds and hundreds of enslaved spacepoors turning the treadmills that power the whole thing. Well, except for my personal jumpship of course, that just burns C-Bills as fuel. Wouldn't let a poor within a hundred leagues of the thing!

*chortles*

This is some rather fine scotch, if I do say so myself...

[Tice Daurus]

Like it matters not. I normally burn billions of c-bills just to heat my house in the winter. It's a trivial pitence, really, my man.

[Clubs]

I say this thread has seen better days.

Yet the fires of CBills still burn ever bright.

Lately my company has been squishing large numbers of pigmented bugs and selling the liquidy bits as "Paint" at a rather high markup.

Of course the environmentalists didn't care for this much saying we were endangering the little beasts on some far flung world no one cared about now.

Had to send in a merc unit to clean that rabble out.

The good news is we got to mix in some extra liquidy bits with the bugs to make it go farther.

I'm sure the environmentalists were glad to help.

*Puffs Cigar*

[MrTarget]

Bravo sir. Bravo.

[Atlai]

*Door opens with a creak, there's a storm outside, lighting flashes violently. A dark figure slowly walks in*


Gentlemen, I have returned.

[Vactus]

My gods man, have I had been away for far too long! Reginald, a fresh set of cigars to be set out and another bottle of 75 year old scotch for the room.

I do apologize, as your host I should have been around more, however I had quite the time smashing the poors in my new Jaeger that I couldn't possibly stop by. I do hope to attend more often now that things have calmed down. On the upside I am to be a father again! Next round is, of course, on the house.