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[Vactus]

As I thought it was rather funny during Closed beta, and no one has brought it back since we went open beta, I'm starting it back up.

The Top-Hat and Monocle Club

To make your day classy as you list lazily to the left I present you the following:

Fireplace

Rainy Day

Jazz

My dear good sirs and madams, please pull up a chair and relax. Let Reginald know if you need something. Warm yourself by the fire whilst you smoke your finest cigar and sip our best Scotch. Worry not about those 'mech poors' at the window, they'll be cleaned off your gold mech feet while you enjoy yourselves inside.

Golds only please, otherwise your request to join this fine establishment might be put out as a paper plane or to ensure the fire doth last a bit longer.

Edited by Vactus, 30 October 2012 - 08:41 PM.

[Jukebox1986]

Hearing Jazz while sitting in front of the Fireplace, outside the rain is falling...

Now im not longer in the Mood to produce scrap metal...

[Shelshoq]

so to whom may we slay if the club is not to our standards?

[Tice Daurus]

I say old bean, the new place looks smashing! Much better after we burnt the old place to the ground in our platinum plated and jewel encrusted Firestarters. Alfred! Begin moving my things in here immediated and when your done, arrange for the dancing girls and hot chocolate and cookies for everyone! It's a bit cold out there, and the mech poors are gathering at the electrified gate and laser fences again. I would rather our things taken care of immediately so we don't have to look at the dirty mech poors again.

[Stickjock]

Mech Poors...*harumph*... Why, in my days, Mech Poors knew their place... *harumph*

I say... did someone mention Scotch?? Reginald... be good man and bring me a snifter of your finest and let's raise a toast to the re-opening of this fine establishment...

To the Mech Poors... now now, without them... how would we keep our Gold Mechs shiney...

[Swiss Beats]

Ahh so nice to see the old chaps around again. Cheers my good fellows and let us toast to newbie Space Poors as without them our choices of fodder would be limited.

To the (demise of) Space Poors!

*clink*

[Wingit]

"To the demise of space poors"

*clink*

[Stickjock]

*clink*

[Isking]

One fine scotch for you gentlemen. Glad to have the esteemed company back in one place.
-bows-

[Wingit]

Well, I must be going.

Got poors to stomp, you know?

Good evening all

[TheFuzzyBunny]

*Nods politely as he comes in, a paper under one arm and a top hat on*

Gentlemen, top of the morning to you!

*He then moves over to a chair in the corner, pointlessly dusts it off with his paper, then sits down and promptly goes to sleep after lowering his hat.*

Edited by TheFuzzyBunny, 31 October 2012 - 10:13 AM.

[Stickjock]

I say Bunny... you do have to stop exerting yourself with manual labor... dusting a chair off... why... that's Mech Poor work... it's beneath you and undignified...

Reginald... another snifter of Scotch if you would my good man...

Anyone else??

[Solis Obscuri]

Ah how splendid, Vactus! And such a fine establishment, too... I feared we'd be relegated to some 'Country Club' like a bunch of refugees after Jade's old club was burnt during our 'revel', but this place is quite a lovely replacement. Barely a hint of the stench of spacepoors about, too, you clearly did a fine job ventilating after the builders were ceremonially defenestrated.

Oh I say, is the scotch going around? Waiter!

[Vactus]

Why, I would love to thank you all for showing. I wasn't sure if Jade was going to rebuild, so I figured I might as well. The 'revel' as you put is Solis, was quite exhilarating though, don't you think? A toast to all of you fine fellows!

*clink, sip*

[Commander Gravey]

Oh, the Club has reopened? *sips on his red bordeaux*

The most delicious Thread in the Inner Sphere... ha-ha-ha

[Clubs]

Did someone say my name?

*Puffs Cigar*

This will have to do I suppose...

Belvedere be a dear and bring in a few of my things.

And figure out where to park my gold Wang.

[TheFuzzyBunny]

*Tips his hat up*

My dear man Stickjock. I was not cleaning the chair. I was wiping the HELP from my chair.

[Stickjock]

Oh dear... my appologies then my good sir...

I'll have Reginald fetch you one of our finer bottles... you may then enjoy your repose whilst sipping on a fine beverage of your choice...

While you are at it... can't you see my glass is empty Reginald... good help is so hard to find these days...

[Sam Slade]

OUR TIME WILL COME! BE AFRAID YOU BOURGEOISIE SCUM!

Edited by Sam Slade, 31 October 2012 - 03:01 PM.

[Solis Obscuri]

Sam Slade, on 31 October 2012 - 02:59 PM, said:

OUR TIME WILL COME! BE AFRAID YOU BOURGEOISIE SCUM!

Says the man with the GOLD hammer!

Oh, how very droll! Are you here for the masquerade brawl friend, erm, "comrade"? What a delightful costume - you look very the part of a laborer poor, yet with just half the aroma!