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[Andrew Harvey]

"FREEBIRTH THAT HURT!"

[CoffiNail]

Savashri that hurt could work better

[wolf74]

Walks out from the back room, pours himself a glass of milk, looks up at the Power Armor Pilot and says "Next time duck when coming through that door. Test tube child. The armor plating on that wall is thicker than the center torso of three Atlases. So what will you have to drink and let see some C-Bills."

Edited by wolf74, 03 November 2011 - 09:18 PM.

[William White]

Walks out from the back room, pours himself a glass of milk, looks up at the Power Armor Pilot and says "Next time duck when coming through that door. Test tube child.

I prefer call them "bucket born" myself.

[CoffiNail]

I prefer you not post nothing in a 2 month old post. .

[William White]

then lock it down...

[CoffiNail]

Wow son... you necro this thread a second time for just that?

[William White]

Yes I believe your remark required an answer just like the last one!!!!!!!!!!

[CoffiNail]

Yeah, but you see this answer was in a fine timeline after my question. The last one was a month... threads on this forum are dead in like 2 weeks because by then it is on page 6.

[Kargush]

[Mautty the Bobcat]

^Epic

[CoffiNail]

agreed

[Arnold Carns]

An Elemental and A Donkey walk into a bar.
Barkeeper: "Oi, get that ugly beast off here!"
Elemental: "Hey, calm down, it's only a Donkey!"
Barkeeper: "I didn't talk to you!"

[William White]

Well I just breathed life into it again - Nice to see more clan fans!!!

[GDL Rahsan]

William White, on 24 February 2012 - 02:27 PM, said:

By the power of the Dark Arts of necromancy I summon this dead thread from the darkest depths of the forum to do my evil bidding of making Inner Sphere scum make jokes on the bucket-born Elementals!

Here, fixed it for you.

[Gunmage]

So, an Elemental walks into a bar. The barkeeper says: "We don't serve bucket-born here". Elemental, terrified: "What, they do that in those other bars?"

Edited by Gunmage, 26 February 2012 - 08:46 AM.

[CoffiNail]

Gunmage, on 26 February 2012 - 08:45 AM, said:

So, an Elemental walks into a bar. The barkeeper says: "We don't serve bucket-born here". Elemental, terrified: "What, they do that in those other bars?"

Terrified... umm... you think some pissant bartender is going to scare an Elemental? Did you forget they often take on mechs that are, you know 4-6 times their size?

[Gunmage]

Well, maybe this bar has a Pirahna for barkeep.

Edited by Gunmage, 26 February 2012 - 06:59 PM.

[IronWatch]

Gunmage, on 26 February 2012 - 06:59 PM, said:

Well, maybe this bar has a Pirahna for barkeep.

BA HA HA HA HA HA, Piranha is to power armor, tanks and infantry, what kids are to pop tarts.

Because look at all those machine guns!

[Kenyon Burguess]

an elemental walks into a bar. heads straight to the refrigerator in the back and says: "hi mom"