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#21 SirDenOfYork

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:54 PM

Eat healthy and exercise, stay in shape so you can handle it when it comes out.... ;)

#22 The Cheese

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 03:57 PM

View PostOswin Aurelius, on 08 April 2012 - 03:06 PM, said:

Diablo III.


You lie. Don't foul this hole place with your lies.

(I will finish D3 in 3 days. A week at most. Then I will return to my glorious MWO)

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:07 PM

Whatever happen to the beta signup thread that popped up after site launch? ;)

My thing to avoid is missing the download link before all the downloads saturate the server.

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:19 PM

View PostCochise, on 08 April 2012 - 09:12 AM, said:

My Wife.

(Slap! Crash! Boom! Bang!)

Oh honey what was I thinking, that's kids stuff!





*clap, clap, clap*

#25 Wraith 1

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 04:27 PM

Freebirths.

Anything that will distract me from finishing ALL of my other games so I will have nothing to distract me once it comes out.

My one friend that wants to buy my joystick (unless he offers a piece of hardware that will help me play MWO instead of money).

The weird part of Youtube.

Scissors, or any other object that may somehow tragically sever my trigger finger.

MechAssault fans.

Any song written by, performed by, or at all related to a celebrity so overrated I dare not mention his name in this safe haven of the MWO forums.

Anything that will make me have less money for things in the pay shop.

Anything that could possibly be used to destroy my computer.

Everyone. Because they are out to get me.

#26 Big Mek Jake

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 08:44 PM

If you live with someone else, buy a new computer for them. That way they won't come and ask if they can use yours.

Or you can replace your boring ol wooden door with an iron one and bar your windows. Padlocks, poles, deadbolts, and other goodies necessary to effectively lock your door.

#27 Shiinore

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:18 PM

Building hype about the beta.

#28 Power Triping Guild Leader

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:22 PM

11. Posting or making new threads. This is the most important rule of all.

#29 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:35 PM

12. Encrypted Transmissions.

#30 Yngmarr

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 09:50 PM

Trying to plan the beta around seeing The Avengers. That's gonna be rough.

#31 Hawkeye 72

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:03 PM

13. APPARENTLY TYPING IN ALL CAPS LOCK. AVOID IT! INSTANT BETA-BAN**

**according to Sir Paul at the wee hours of the morning

#32 Omigir

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 02:49 AM

Avoid realizing the unseen are realy mecha... at which point pray it does not colaps the universe that you knolw and love.

#33 Suskis

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 02:57 AM

Having too high expectations. Whatever it turns out, a beta won't be perfect.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 03:19 AM

Quote


Please list the things you should avoid in your life, so you may play in the MWO Beta program.


Spamming the forum with inanities and finding oneself on a beta blacklist.

#35 Adridos

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 03:31 AM

14. Being Aegis Kleais® , or one of his followers.

#36 LordDeathStrike

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 03:36 AM

View PostOnLashoc, on 08 April 2012 - 12:30 PM, said:


Funny you say that, I already carry that goal when thinking of my Cleveland Browns winning a Super Bowl lol!

you could be jesus christ, but you still wouldnt live long enough to see the browns win the bowl (other then if you take a huge **** that clogs the toilet, then tech yes the browns won the bowl)

#37 Siilk

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:24 AM

View PostAidan, on 08 April 2012 - 09:08 AM, said:

1. Ground zero of a thermo-nuclear explosion

Bah! Like it would stop us from playing!

#38 Demi-Precentor Konev

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:15 AM

View PostSirDenOfYork, on 08 April 2012 - 03:54 PM, said:

Eat healthy and exercise, stay in shape so you can handle it when it comes out.... ;)


I started P90X last week just so I can deal with all the exercise I *won't* get when MWO is released.

#39 Aegis Kleais

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:18 AM

View PostShiinore, on 08 April 2012 - 09:18 PM, said:

Building hype about the beta.

That's definitely been avoided.

Right now I'm just bored. The "new news" drip is far too slow to keep my attention at the moment. I think PGI needs to "up their game". Maybe release a collage of 5 mins of beta footage a week or something? I feel like we're in a drought.

"There's promise of water coming, but we don't know when, so til then GO SUCK ON A SPIGOT!" lol ;)

#40 William Petersen

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

View PostThe Cheese, on 08 April 2012 - 03:57 PM, said:

(I will finish D3 in 3 days. A week at most. Then I will return to my glorious MWO)


Maybe on normal. Good luck clearing inferno in 3 months, let alone days. =P





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