38 replies to this topic

[DaZur]

It's giving me wood everytime I load your site!

Me and my MC have been patiently waiting for this mech and I assure you... I will spend my Founder MC liberally on this sweet ride...

What is it... November 8th? Sigh.

I haven't pet my little "Urban Mech" this much since I was 16...

Thanks PGI... Thanks.

Edited by DaZur, 08 November 2012 - 08:51 AM.

[Vermaxx]

Anyone else a little alarmed that he's suggesting he pleasures himself to mech artwork?

Edit: this was my 1500'th post. My god.

Edited by Vermaxx, 08 November 2012 - 08:53 AM.

[paladin yst]

u need to get laid....

If a mech can make u that, god help u

Edited by paladin yst, 08 November 2012 - 08:54 AM.

[DaZur]

Vermaxx, on 08 November 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

Anyone else a little alarmed that he's suggesting he pleasures himself to mech artwork?

Edit: this was my 1500'th post. My god.

Don't judge... Everybody has their vise.

[Vactus]

Urbbie. Just sayin.

[H Minus]

Vermaxx, on 08 November 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

Anyone else a little alarmed that he's suggesting he pleasures himself to mech artwork?

Nope, to each their own.

[DaZur]

paladin yst, on 08 November 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

u need to get laid....

If a mech can make u that, god help u

I'm married for 15 years... It "happens" when it "happens". If the visage of a Mech is a catalyst for a romantic encounter (Who am I kidding... It's about pleasure) so be it...

Edited by DaZur, 08 November 2012 - 08:58 AM.

[thelasttrueborn]

REALLY?

[DaZur]

LOL!

Settle down kids... It's a little blue humor used to express my excitement for the pending release of the Phract...

I'm not really sporting wood with every page refresh and rubbing one off.

I mean seriously... I'm 45 and don't take ****** (erectile dysfunction medication). For as many time as I visit this website I'd run dry and shrivel up!

Edit: Seriously the forums going to censor "Vi@gra"? Oi...

Edited by DaZur, 08 November 2012 - 12:42 PM.

[paladin yst]

Hey I`m not saying its a bad thing, if an urbie can make me that, my room will be full of urbie posters and my gf will thank me for playing mwo...

I do have somekind of bizzareattitude towards hunchback, everything they **** something out of that cannon I`m just like RAWRRRRRR GO GET EM CANNON so yea ure not th eonly weird ones

Edited by paladin yst, 08 November 2012 - 09:13 AM.

[Sephlock]

DaZur, on 08 November 2012 - 08:57 AM, said:

I'm married for 15 years... It "happens" when it "happens". If the visage of a Mech is a catalyst for a romantic encounter (Who am I kidding... It's about pleasure) so be it...

Suggestion: Get your wife to dress up as one.

*Whispers* We'll never see him again.

[Purlana]

Sephlock, on 08 November 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Suggestion: Get your wife to dress up as one.

*Whispers* We'll never see him again.

Honey can you hop into this trash can and pretend to be an Urbie? I want you to shoot me with your AC/20, it makes me all hot and bothered...

Edited by Purlana, 08 November 2012 - 09:28 AM.

[DaZur]

Sephlock, on 08 November 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

Suggestion: Get your wife to dress up as one. *Whispers* We'll never see him again.

Purlana, on 08 November 2012 - 09:27 AM, said:

Honey can you hop into this trash can and pretend to be an Urbie? I want you to shoot me with your AC/20, it makes me all hot and bothered...

Yeah... no. I'm kind'a reserved in the whole "let's pretend" department.

Besides... I have a penchant to got for the head shot and I'm 100% positive my wife would not like that...

(Yes.... Yes I went there.) Seplock and Pulana made me do it!!!

Edited by DaZur, 08 November 2012 - 09:40 AM.

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

I think they are planning to bring this Mech in soon, so why not show it off!

[Krivvan]

Speaking of headshots...

Dat cockpit.

[paladin yst]

Quote

Speaking of headshots...

Dat cockpit.

Ohhhh stop it, urbie, cockpits, its turning me on... for one joystick truly brings joy lol. The moment u hold it and ur mech moves with it oh...

[Hawkeye 72]

Was I the only one who found his comment natural?

Something about 70 tons of steel gets my reactor going...

[PropagandaWar]

Im suffering the same problem. Now we have to wait two week! Give us one varient next week pretty please!

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

Hawkeye 72, on 08 November 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

Was I the only one who found his comment natural?

Something about 70 tons of steel gets my reactor going...

Who cares about the Mechs? Show me a woman strapped up in a pilot's chair. Oh ya.

[Hawkeye 72]

Bluten, on 08 November 2012 - 09:53 AM, said:

Who cares about the Mechs? Show me a woman strapped up in a pilot's chair. Oh ya.

All my battlemech tells me is that I just blew off my torso from an ammo explosion, instead of whining when I eject too early in combat...

zing

Edited by Hawkeye 72, 08 November 2012 - 10:02 AM.