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[Evex]

Yup I was watching the old mega man cartoon intro, and well lets just say this is the results.

Super Trolling robot Inouye Man

repeat twice above, before musical break .

Super Trolling robot Inouye Man

repeat another two times

Trolling to troll the world .


end of theme song.

[Insidious Johnson]

er... I got nothing better. I think a few braincells just went critical.

ok, I got better. Old SNL fans will the remember the cartoon this is from. Ambiguously Troll Dev. Mild Mannered Paul Inyoue by day, crime fighting and droll posts at night as "Pink Thunder"™. The costumes are already there for both roles. Now we just need to send him sbemails for him to answer in flash video form.

Edited by Insidious Johnson, 20 April 2012 - 09:20 PM.

[ScrewCityChris]

lame

[Insidious Johnson]

do better, c'mon!

[Sheogoraath]

meh.

[Damocles]

I get it.

[Orzorn]

Inouye-man, Inouye-man,
Does whatever a troll can
Trolls a forum, any size,
Catches newbs just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Inouye-man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's about as strong as mud
He can troll from thread to thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Inouye-man.

In a thread, as it starts
At the scene of a post
Like a smelly fart
He always trolls the most.

Inouye-man, Inouye-man
Stinky troll Iouye-man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Trolling is his reward.

To him, life is a great big chain to yank
Whenever there's a great stank
You'll find the Inouye-man.

[Helmer]

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread was the Spiderman theme song (Well done Orzorn)

Quickly followed by Loser by Beck, Creep by Radiohead and A$$hole by Denis Leary

Sorry Paul.





Cheers.

[Strum Wealh]

Garbled electronic voice: "I am Inoyue Man!"

(solo guitar riff)

Has he lost his 'Mech?
Can he see without EI tech?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?

Is his 'Mech 'live or dead?
Has it armor on its head?
Did he just post that there?
Why should we even care?

(guitar solo)

He was turned to endo-steel
in the warped K-F Drive field!
Then he travelled time,
for the future of mankind!

Everybody wants him.
He just trolls the whole world!
Planning his next troll,
that he will soon unfurl!

(guitar solo)

Now the time is here,
for Inoyue Man to spread fear!
Shooting from the "grave"
head-shots the 'Mechs he once saved!

Everybody wants him.
The loling explodes their heads!
Nobody helps him,
Now he'll troll in revenge!

(intrusrumental insert)

LB-X slugs full of lead
leave his victims very dead.
Raging as hard as they can,
Inoyue Man trolls again!

(based on "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath; original lyrics here, original song here)

[Adridos]

Anyone else expecting this thread to get locked the very moment Paul sees it?

Nice lyrics, now just find someone to record it.

[3Xtr3m3]

Anyone posting on this thread, automatically loses his/her Beta Key.

Dare ya! Dare ya!

DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!!!

JUST DOIT!!

[Adridos]

3Xtr3m3, on 21 April 2012 - 01:50 PM, said:

Anyone posting on this thread, automatically loses his/her Beta Key.

I already posted in athread like that, so it is 2 negatives. What happens when you bring together 2 negatives? They negate each other!

Once again happily waiting for a beta key.

[Derick Cruisaire]

You post "here's a new screen shot"
Knowing I will click the spot
My hopes are quickly dashed
I think I'm
I'm being trolled
I think I'm being trolled

In another thread you place the bait
You will find your Beta key below
He won't tease
With Beta keys
Now I'm sad; kinda mad
Because I'm being trolled

Internet memes are your fair
You place them everywhere
Troll your forum lair
It just isn't fair

You're vile

We can't trust your postings
Because you've lied too many times
You have trolled the forums
And now you've earned the rep
Trollmaster
Extraordinaire
Hope you're proud of yourself
You forum dwelling troll

Despite your being a troll
We still like you as a whole
Though you may feel this is droll
At least it's not a Paul poll



+1 for anyone who knows the song I am parodying.

P.S. This was fun.

[Derick Cruisaire]

I accepted 3Xtr3m3's double dare. I can't possibly be the only one. Can I?

P.S. 3Xtr3m3. Even if you tripple dog dare. I am not putting my tongue on that poll.

[Paul Inouye]

Thank you for this thread. Makes it easier for me on my Monday morning banning sessions.

[Derick Cruisaire]

Paul Inouye, on 22 April 2012 - 08:12 PM, said:

Thank you for this thread. Makes it easier for me on my Monday morning banning sessions.

Doh...That was today!

[FinnMcKool]

Paul Inouye, on 22 April 2012 - 08:12 PM, said:

Thank you for this thread. Makes it easier for me on my Monday morning banning sessions.

I guess this means we have an other week.

[Strum Wealh]

FinnMcKool, on 23 April 2012 - 08:12 PM, said:

I guess this means we have an other week.

It could also mean that we amuse him, and he can refer back to the thread and the odes contained within for a chuckle to relieve the monotony of the Monday morning banning sessions (and, presumably, other such sessions through the week)...?

[Hayashi]

*Moved to appropriate forum*

Carry on please...