455 replies to this topic

[Cartman726]

1. Your aim sucks.
2. Your team work sucks.
3. Your mech build sucks.
4. Your positioning sucks.
5. You have no idea what your role is or how to play it.


These are some of the reasons why I have never been killed in an open server and never will be. Get on my level baddies.

[Dagnome]

Such a bold statement of your superiority. Careful your head doesn't get stuck in the doorway on your way to the kitchen.

[HeroicTofu]

Come on guys. Obviously there isn't enough room in Off Topic for Cartman's Ego and ourselves. Let's head on to Jettisoned

[Slab Squathrust]

I'm hardly impressed with that KDR. What is impressive is that you have found time to play almost 700 matches.

[korose]

Best post these forums have seen in ages

[Lemniscate]

Old stats page from before they fixed accumulative cbills.

Also your KDR is trash.

[ChaosGrinder]

in b4 lock.

So what ? You´re one of those people buying a second semidetached house half for their ego

Also, how about small D*ck syndrome ?

[WaddeHaddeDudeda]

KDR of 5.25 Billion - how can his weeny be small?

[Arclight]

So he's saying he plays a Streakcat, picks off targets softened up by his team he let go in before him, and then shuts down in a corner somewhere to avoid being killed when things go wrong?

[Darth JarJar]

Wow, you are really trying to brag with a KDR like that? Seriously?!

Oh and, bad troll is bad.

[Atomvinter]

Too bad that stats don't show the amount of fun you didn't have while stomping pugs in a min-maxing premade... in beta.

Or perhaps you are being sarcastic, ironic or witty, in which case: i didn't get it.

Edited by Atomvinter, 13 November 2012 - 01:59 PM.

[PlzDie]

The size off that head is blotting out the sun and will cause the next ice age. But it is really impressive the amount of matches played by the OP he must have a very nice job, with all that free time and stuff.

Edited by Duppie1974, 13 November 2012 - 02:06 PM.

[Atomvinter]

Duppie1974, on 13 November 2012 - 02:00 PM, said:

The size off that head is blotting out the sun and will cause the next ice age. But it is really impressive the amount of matches played the OP must have a very nice job, with all that free time and stuff.

I don't know where "Durotar" is, but apparently they have high unemployment there

[Lampshade 1]

TROLL ALERT, WE HAVE A RABID TROLL ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY CALM, OUR EXPERT TROLL REMOVAL TEAM WILL ARIVE SHORTLY. I REPEAT, WE HAVE A TROLL ON THE LOOSE, PLEASE STAY INSIDE YOUR HOUSES. /endthread

Edited by Lampshade 1, 15 November 2012 - 03:37 PM.

[SouthernRex]

How can you guys... take the post seriously with the lul-edit in the picture?

[Arclight]

Meh, probably tongue-in-cheek. Rather difficult to take anything on these boards seriously nowadays.

[Cartman726]

Yet another example of my skill. The devs recognized my attributes by making this post that they automatically place me at the top of the scoreboard even when my team loses.

Edited by Cartman726, 13 November 2012 - 04:55 PM.

[Cartman726]

This just in. The devs crashed me out of a game and caused my elite KD ratio to take a hit. You scrubs reporting me clearly the cause. Whatever, Still owns your scrub KD ratios

[Shelshoq]

has anyone pointed out the kdr LITERALLY has no meaning?
only the user can see it unless.....for the love of all that is holy poop the user posts it
also ever hear of something called photoshop?

[Bagheera]

Shelshoq, on 13 November 2012 - 05:03 PM, said:

has anyone pointed out the kdr LITERALLY has no meaning?
only the user can see it unless.....for the love of all that is holy poop the user posts it
also ever hear of something called photoshop?

Apparently the wildly differing numbers in the two "screen caps" slipped your attention.

lulz thread brings lulz, so many broken lulz-detectors.