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[Shelshoq]

glad i could help

[WaddeHaddeDudeda]

Arclight, on 13 November 2012 - 01:38 PM, said:

So he's saying he plays a Streakcat, picks off targets softened up by his team he let go in before him, and then shuts down in a corner somewhere to avoid being killed when things go wrong?

Cartman726, on 13 November 2012 - 04:54 PM, said:

I bet you've STOLEN all these kills from the people in your team who have failed to do at least 200 dmg. Oh yeah, your strakcat is OP!
I still haven't figured out how you mount 2 ac 20's, 6 ML and 4 SSRM 2's onto that mech....

[Cartman726]

WaddeHaddeDudeda, on 13 November 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

I bet you've STOLEN all these kills from the people in your team who have failed to do at least 200 dmg. Oh yeah, your strakcat is OP!
I still haven't figured out how you mount 2 ac 20's, 6 ML and 4 SSRM 2's onto that mech....

I'll give the loadout out. Not like any of these scrubs can do anything useful with it.

Endosteel
Double Heatsinks

Armor:
Head: 1
CT:30
RT:30
LT:30
Arms:1
Rear: 1
Legs: 1

Ammo: 10 AC20 rounds, 80 streak rounds.

Only need 10 shots cuz you kill everything pretty much in 1 hit.

[Sam Slade]

It's all a lie, I killed him.

[EmptySkull]

[Glory in the Highest]

Hahah I lold, Cartman. Good on ya

[Cartman726]

Sam Slade, on 14 November 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

It's all a lie, I killed him.

like anyone here believes that..

[AtomicFrawg]

Cartman is the Chuck Norris of MW:O

If you killed him, it is because he felt sorry for you and Allowed it to happen.

Edited by AtomicFrawg, 14 November 2012 - 12:22 PM.

[chiXnhawk]

This is why Cartman is KaoS best commando pilot. Wait till the flea comes out.

[Cartman726]

chiXnhawk, on 14 November 2012 - 12:22 PM, said:

This is why Cartman is KaoS best commando pilot. Wait till the flea comes out.

It's because most lights are afraid to engage an atlas on their own. It's pretty easy to be honest, just most of our pilots suck. I'm joining BWC the second they open recruiting

[o0Marduk0o]

Cartman726, on 13 November 2012 - 05:00 PM, said:

This just in. The devs crashed me out of a game and caused my elite KD ratio to take a hit. You scrubs reporting me clearly the cause. Whatever, Still owns your scrub KD ratios

I wouldn't call your photoshop skillz elite.

Btw, your stats suck for a premade player. xD

[machine]

LOL cart.

for the "your stats suck" crowd... he is trolling pretty hard and you look amazingly stupid saying his 4 man team 4 man pug stats suck... lmao.

[dal10]

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

1. Your aim sucks.
2. Your team work sucks.
3. Your mech build sucks.
4. Your positioning sucks.
5. You have no idea what your role is or how to play it.


These are some of the reasons why I have never been killed in an open server and never will be. Get on my level baddies.

yer win/loss ratio is horrid...

[o0Marduk0o]

machine, on 14 November 2012 - 10:16 PM, said:

LOL cart.

for the "your stats suck" crowd... he is trolling pretty hard and you look amazingly stupid saying his 4 man team 4 man pug stats suck... lmao.

Everyone here knows he's trolling but nevertheless, his stats are awful. I expect better stats of a premade player, that's it.

[starmindfr]

Cartman726, on 13 November 2012 - 04:54 PM, said:

Yet another example of my skill. The devs recognized my attributes by making this post that they automatically place me at the top of the scoreboard even when my team loses.

sorry if i am a total noob here but if i count kills it's 12 on your side ? I beleive someone is very a bad team killer and then make you loose lots of fun in this one ?

Edited by starmindfr, 15 November 2012 - 06:32 AM.

[o0Marduk0o]

starmindfr, on 15 November 2012 - 06:29 AM, said:

sorry if i am a total noob here but if i count kills it's 12 on your side ?

Nope, 8 players in each team, therefore he was in team "Blue", the losing team.

[starmindfr]

humm ok not funny at all then

[Crayzed Lyon]

Really nothing to brag about. After a few hundred games I had a KDR in excess of 12. Does that stat matter? Only if you feel the need to stroke your, ahem, ego.

[GaussDragon]

Bagheera, on 13 November 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

lulz thread brings lulz, so many broken lulz-detectors.

Crayzed Lyon, on 15 November 2012 - 07:00 AM, said:

Really nothing to brag about. After a few hundred games I had a KDR in excess of 12. Does that stat matter? Only if you feel the need to stroke your, ahem, ego.

Thread is proceeding along as planned. Carry on.

[Cartman726]

o0Marduk0o, on 14 November 2012 - 10:10 PM, said:

I wouldn't call your photoshop skillz elite.

Btw, your stats suck for a premade player. xD

I don't play in premades. I pug every game.

dal10, on 14 November 2012 - 10:20 PM, said:

yer win/loss ratio is horrid...

I can't help it that my team sucks. Everyone of those losses was from a base cap because the other team couldn't kill me.

o0Marduk0o, on 15 November 2012 - 12:48 AM, said:

Everyone here knows he's trolling but nevertheless, his stats are awful. I expect better stats of a premade player, that's it.

I don't premade.

starmindfr, on 15 November 2012 - 06:29 AM, said:

sorry if i am a total noob here but if i count kills it's 12 on your side ? I beleive someone is very a bad team killer and then make you loose lots of fun in this one ?

Team killing is the fastest way to currently make money. I always pick off one or two scrubs who have 0 kills right before we win to get extra cbills

o0Marduk0o, on 15 November 2012 - 06:33 AM, said:

Nope, 8 players in each team, therefore he was in team "Blue", the losing team.

No, I was on the yellow team who spawned at Charlie and kicked both teams butt.

Crayzed Lyon, on 15 November 2012 - 07:00 AM, said:

Really nothing to brag about. After a few hundred games I had a KDR in excess of 12. Does that stat matter? Only if you feel the need to stroke your, ahem, ego.

I'm KaoS' designated commando pilot. I had to download MechWarrior Legends and complete the light simulator against 3 KaoS members to qualify for the most important role on the battlefield. Let's see you get a better KD ratio in the game's most skill requiring mech. scrub.