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[Broceratops]

I HAVE MORE MC THAN YOU DO

[xxx WreckinBallRaj xxx]

What an arrogant gloating player this. So you are better at the game. No one cares other than you. Want a cookie?

[Aetam]

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

1. Your aim sucks.

True

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

2. Your team work sucks.

What team?

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

3. Your mech build sucks.

But my lasers have pretty colors

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

4. Your positioning sucks.

No, it's not me. The enemy is just everywhere!

Cartman726, on 12 November 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

5. You have no idea what your role is or how to play it.

Wait. How did you even know I am into roleplaying? Now let me tell you something... ok no maybe not. There might be kids reading this.

[Cartman726]

Shelshoq, on 16 November 2012 - 06:36 AM, said:

your lucky i could only give you one star...

and why in the hell is this thread not locked?
an egotistical maniac does not further conversation based on the game only lowers some peoples brain cells just ask Cartman

The dev's know better. I destroy them in open servers. They typically just go "ugh" and disconnect when they see they are up against me.

Today's screenshot of greatness. Learn to play scrubs. $4.99 a month and you can be less sucky.

AtomicFrawg, on 16 November 2012 - 08:02 AM, said:

1 Star is all He needs!

Cuz I'm #1

[Cartman726]

Shelshoq, on 16 November 2012 - 06:36 AM, said:

your lucky i could only give you one star...

and why in the hell is this thread not locked?
an egotistical maniac does not further conversation based on the game only lowers some peoples brain cells just ask Cartman

madcuzubad

[Shelshoq]

lol

its funny cuz you are so defensive.....
maybe some of us have more important things to do
than be #1

[Tice Daurus]

Oh Cartman, you're thread has given the Death's Hand Brigade such laughter. Thanks you for bringing so many smiles.

On a side note...1 star for you!

[Cartman726]

Shelshoq, on 16 November 2012 - 10:04 AM, said:

lol

its funny cuz you are so defensive.....
maybe some of us have more important things to do
than be #1

Those burgers ain't gonna flip themselves

Tice Daurus, on 16 November 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Oh Cartman, you're thread has given the Death's Hand Brigade such laughter. Thanks you for bringing so many smiles.

On a side note...1 star for you!

More evidence of the online conspiracy from the liberal biased media to try and shut me down. Welcome to obamas Mechwarrior

[EmptySkull]

Cartman726, on 16 November 2012 - 09:54 AM, said:

Cuz I'm #1

[jtyotJOTJIPAEFVJ]

my k/d is pretty good as well.

[Viper69]

I tried to get a screen cap of my KD ratio but my aspect ratio of my monitor is too small to handle the large number on the left side of the : . so I will just have to say its immense and you will have to believe me.

[Cartman726]

hey....HEY...HEY!!!!!!!!! YOU SCRUBS! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME! GO AWAY AND HIJACK THE GOON THREAD INSTEAD!

[Aetam]

Cartman726, on 16 November 2012 - 12:21 PM, said:

hey....HEY...HEY!!!!!!!!! YOU SCRUBS! THIS THREAD IS ABOUT ME! GO AWAY AND HIJACK THE GOON THREAD INSTEAD!

But our attention spawn is short. So you better post more stats. maybe something with a bazillion kills in it.

[Tasorin]

Arclight, on 13 November 2012 - 01:38 PM, said:

So he's saying he plays a Streakcat, picks off targets softened up by his team he let go in before him, and then shuts down in a corner somewhere to avoid being killed when things go wrong?

Don't you have a Germanic Country to surrender too?

Having actually played with Cartman and watched him lay turds all over Pre-mades to Pubbies, I salute his audacity and chutzpa.

We need more threads like this and less of the QQ from baddies.

You Forgot to tell them that this gem is from the Sky Rangers recruitment thread. Cartman laid the William Shatner all over 3 Sky Rangers at the same time as they tried to stop him from solo capping after it was down to 5v1 in the match. Only after he killed all 3 Sky Rangers in a 3v1 and then was out capped did we loose the match.

Edited by Tasorin, 16 November 2012 - 01:33 PM.

[ManDaisy]

Interesting... what hours do you play Cartman? You've now gained the status of some legendary fish or bigfoot.

[Cartman726]

ManDaisy, on 16 November 2012 - 02:19 PM, said:

Interesting... what hours do you play Cartman? You've now gained the status of some legendary fish or bigfoot.

Umm 1-3ish am est and 12-1ish pm est

[MEGABOT 5]

I am usually so stoned when I'm playing, lol

[Cartman726]

Calling all bads. Cartman is booting up. I repeat, the worlds best Mechwarrior pilot is now booting up.

[Adrian Steel]

The Steel Brothers approve of this thread.

[jtyotJOTJIPAEFVJ]

I think some of these screenshots have been tampered with. For example there is no commas in the large numbers in stats, indicating that they were only photoshopped in to make cartman look cooler. I think it's a shame that some people need to resort to such things to stroke their egos instead of playing the game properly and fairly.