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#1 Vlad Ward

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 11:54 AM

The Known Issues threads for this patch are hilarious.

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Advanced zoom quality of view is too blurry.

Steps to Reproduce
1. Boot the game.
2. Login to the game.
3. Select any Mech with the Advanced Zoom module.
4. Launch a match.
5. Zoom in and enhance!
6. Observe lack of enhance.

Notes
None.

Workarounds
Equip monitor with a magnifying glass.


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While firing certain weapons, firing is delayed on shots.

Steps to Reproduce
1. Boot the game.
2. Login to the game.
3. Select any Mech with a ballistic weapon or flamer.
4. Launch a match.
5. Fire weapon.
6. Observe the weapon does not fire immediately on click.

Notes
Occurs with AC weapons, Gauss, Machine Gun, and Flamer.

Workarounds
Learn gun-fu.


You are my new favorite mod.

#2 Shamoo

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:02 PM

I love the Guass Rifle workaround, classic!

#3 SuperPuppy

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:02 PM

Where's the link to the posts?

There should be a hall-of-fame for these things.

#4 Lyteros

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:03 PM

wait there is more from Niko Snow!

Click me

#5 DivideByZer0

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:06 PM

lol'ing at the vote numbers going from 0-12 during server maintenance...

PS Look in patch forum under "known issues"

Edited by DivideByZer0, 20 November 2012 - 12:08 PM.


#6 Metalice99

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:08 PM

I was flicking through the forums trawling for patch notes while i wait for the update to go live, when i come across those gems. Niko, you sir are a legend. Brb, deactivating some cone cells...

#7 Vassago Rain

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:10 PM

Snark snark.

#8 Dimento Graven

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:11 PM

While I get that these are probably tongue in cheek... I still feel that the responses are a bit flippant all the same. Are they serious about resolving these, or not?

#9 Congzilla

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:33 PM

My favorite was the floating Jenner head workaround.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:42 PM

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Machine Guns are not effective weapons against other Mechs

Steps to Reproduce
1. Boot the game.
2. Login to the game.
3. Launch a match with a Machine Gun equipped mech.
4. Target and Fire upon an enemy mech.
5. Observe their armour damage build-up is at a low rate.

Notes
Many players regard this as canon as Machine Guns were designed in BattleTech for fighting non-Mech enemies.

Workarounds
Exchange the Machine Gun for a more powerful ballistic weapon, such as a Gauss,

Machineguns dealing too little damage? Better equip gauss instead!

#11 Wolfways

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

Pity they don't know the firing delay happens with PPC/ERPPC's.
I've never had a problem with any of the listed weapons though.

#12 Blufocus

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

I would simply like to say, that as I am red/green color blind (according to the US Navy), I find Nico's lack of a proper response to be personally offensive. The mini-map to me is nearly useless, and I do hope that a "color-blind" mode is made available soon.

#13 Psikez

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 10:19 PM

View PostBlufocus, on 23 November 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

I would simply like to say, that as I am red/green color blind (according to the US Navy), I find Nico's lack of a proper response to be personally offensive. The mini-map to me is nearly useless, and I do hope that a "color-blind" mode is made available soon.


That proper response on adjusting your video card settings? I have multiple types of color-blindness, its not something to play the woe-is-me card over

#14 Kobold

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 10:32 PM

View PostBlufocus, on 23 November 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

I would simply like to say, that as I am red/green color blind (according to the US Navy), I find Nico's lack of a proper response to be personally offensive. The mini-map to me is nearly useless, and I do hope that a "color-blind" mode is made available soon.


Apparently your sense of humor is disabled as well.

#15 MustrumRidcully

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:39 AM

View PostKobold, on 23 November 2012 - 10:32 PM, said:


Apparently your sense of humor is disabled as well.

One of the most common disabilities in the world! We shouldn't discriminate against these people.

#16 shabowie

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:47 AM

View PostBlufocus, on 23 November 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

I would simply like to say, that as I am red/green color blind (according to the US Navy), I find Nico's lack of a proper response to be personally offensive.



Edited by shabowie, 24 November 2012 - 03:49 AM.


#17 Atlai

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 09:11 PM

Not only is he great,

But he also has a pretty sweet name.

#18 Zakie Chan

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 09:38 PM

I loled, keep on truckin

#19 Dirus Nigh

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:46 PM

I laughed the most on Niko's solution to the moon walking cataphract.

Get funky

#20 Zakie Chan

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 08:43 PM

Bump, anymore Niko gems to get us revved up for 3050?





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