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[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for his name!

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for accusing me of stealing your wiper fluid when I actually stole your favorite GRX-120 Pulse Laser Assault Rifle which I'm now using to burn obscene and tasteless symbols into the side of your personal dropship.

(You was working on a mech and accidentally got a wiff of some coolant, causing you to pass out. I couldn't help myself.)

Edit: I forgot who I was blaming because I'm tired, cold, sore, stiff, and I think I have the flu.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 21 January 2014 - 05:04 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for blaming me for accusing you of that.
(your post reads kinda funny when you realize you were blaming me...)
Edit: that wasn't me passed out - that was my evil twin sister from an alternate dimension where those fumes are actually healthy... she makes that mistake quite a bit - makes it quite easy to deal with her evil schemes^tm.

Edited by Shar Wolf, 21 January 2014 - 04:57 PM.

[990Dreams]

I blame you for using a TM.

WHY DID YOU USE A TM? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for not understanding, yet still being the one who helped her TradeMark her Evil Schemes^tm

[StompingOnTanks]

You wanna see a REAL evil scheme? -Smirks like a madman.-

-Proceeds to build AC/20 Spider.-

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for yet again failing to blame me
(really Stomp old friend!)

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for my not being able to squeeze a blame in there somehow.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for blaming blames on the blameless blamed blames of blame-ityville blamestown

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for frying my brain.

It's 11:42. Good night.

[Smitti]

I blame you for stupid puggers hiding behind a rock while i do all the fighting and, inevitably, the dying.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for me being rather sympathetic to that.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for not activating your Hyper Mode when pugging, causing your mech to glow in rainbow colors as you fly around the battlefield at 1000KPH slashing the enemy team to death with pink laser swords.

(Also known as Anime Mode. )

[Smitti]

I blame you for all the cockpit glass QQ.

"Teh glass is giving me teh headachez! Remove plx!!1!"

Yeah ********. Go get your eyes checked, go outside, look at something other than a screen for a bit, eh? Fkn neck beards...

Edited by Smittiferous, 22 January 2014 - 04:09 AM.

[StompingOnTanks]

Cockpit glass is awesome. It adds a gritty feel to your Battlemech cockpit that the other MW games just didn't have.

This community whines about EVERYTHING. They actually remind me of the Call of Duty community, who ALSO whines about EVERYTHING. It's easy to see why PGI hasn't been communicating when everyone screams at them for everything they do.

What really irks me is those guys that think MWO needs to be exactly like the TT game, but in real-time. They do realize how many balance and gameplay issues that would cause, right? Just look at how the mech-making system they copied from TT worked out... Poptarts and AC40 Jagers everywhere.

I blame you for the meta not favoring Awesomes.

Edited by StompingOnTanks, 22 January 2014 - 04:18 AM.

[990Dreams]

I blame you for daring to suggest that pop tarts and AC/40 Jagers are actually a problem.

And I blame the community for wanting to copy TT mechanics into MW:O. You role a dice to see where you hit and to get a critical hit. RNGs are the reason UAC/5s suck right now.

TT games in real time just don't work. They just don't.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for the feedback forums for every game I have ever checked (including WoW and all 3 consoles) being just as bad if not worse than they are here.
(something about Microsoft seems to inspire a lot of hate...)

[Domoneky]

I blame you for the new MechWarrior STD known as having the Jenners

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for the fact that mechs can't sidestep, yet they CAN crouch, go prone, punch, kick, and DFA with almost no problems (in the TT at least).

[Watchit]

I blame you for the pink pony in my sig I can't seem to get rid of.