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[MarineTech]

I blame you for nasty hobitses stealin' the precious.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for considering your feet stench "precious". Rare and undocumented by surviving scientists, yes, but not precious.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not fully appreciating the piquant and robust bouquet that the precious emits.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for Trump. He's all your fault; if only you had raised him right!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for failing to recognize the clearly superior candidate.

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris, on 23 May 2016 - 11:21 AM, said:

I blame you for failing to recognize the clearly superior candidate.

ROFL

I blame you for suggesting yet another candidate that is in need of a toupee!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for failing to recognize that Gollum's comb-over game is much stronger than Trump's toupee game.

[FuDawg]

I blame you for the sexual objectification of young girls everywhere.

And for me being bored on the night shift.

[Virlutris]

FuDawg, on 23 May 2016 - 10:17 PM, said:

I blame you for the sexual objectification of young girls everywhere.

And for me being bored on the night shift.

I blame you for being bored enough to sling that at me.

Edited by Virlutris, 24 May 2016 - 06:40 AM.

[FuDawg]

Virlutris, on 24 May 2016 - 06:39 AM, said:

I blame you for being bored enough to sling that at me.

Well if it's gunna be THAT kinda party... I blame you for boredom in general everywhere suffered by all people for all reasons.

And for me being on the night shift. Really it's clearly your fault I was stupid enough to say yes when asked... sigh...

[MarineTech]

I blame you for hiatal hernias.

I don't have one, but I'm pretty sure that the people that DO, have them because of YOU.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for the fact that there's no Timber Wolf hero yet.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for being strong with the derp.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for being weak with the Derp.

Getting a D+ in Derp? Shameful.

If you're going to do something, do it right. Full Derp or get out.

Edited by MarineTech, 27 May 2016 - 01:02 AM.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for going Full Derp.

...Never go Full Derp!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for the utter lack of derp in this thread for the last few days.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for disrupting the absence of Derp, by calling for more Derp.

I was enjoying a Derp free existence for a few days, and you had to just go and ruin it.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for Scrilon not being a part of this thread anymore.

Poor guy, he's the one who founded it!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for reminding me of that saddening fact.

It occurs to me briefly every time I open this thread, until the visceral need to blame the person becore me takes over.

I suppose that tribute to the power of blame to override transient sadness is all the tribute to him that I can offer.

Seriously, I blame you for reminding me of the thing that I never remember after I start blaming. You've upset the cycle of things.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for having upsetting cycles.