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[Virlutris]

I blame you for dental plaque.

You're supposed to brush after meals, to prevent its accumulation and the resultant contribution to various dental illnesses. Your failure to do so presents a bad example, and normalizes poor dental hygeine among the troops.

Git gud (hygeine), scrub (those teeth)!

[Nightmare1]

Virlutris, on 31 May 2016 - 03:29 PM, said:

I blame you for dental plaque.

You're supposed to brush after meals, to prevent its accumulation and the resultant contribution to various dental illnesses. Your failure to do so presents a bad example, and normalizes poor dental hygeine among the troops.

Git gud (hygeine), scrub (those teeth)!

I blaming you for hanging a dental plaque on your office wall.

[Sizzles]

I blame you for wearing a shirt your oral surgeon gave you after removing your wisdom teeth that boldly declares:

"I Lost my wisdom." above a pair of teeth.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for being so befuddled by pain killers that you thought I was you when you looked into the mirror!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for the fact that there have been no posts in this thread since last month, due to the unexpectedly toxic combination of mirrors and painkillers that you blamed at Sizzles.

Seriously man, consider the threads's health and welfare before you mixing things all willy-nilly into a blame cocktail. Try absinthe and grape cough syrup instead. Much safer for the thread's health, nearly as hallucinogenic for the poster.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for the fact that, "Mistakes were made. >.<".

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for the high dosage pain killers I've been forced to lace my cookies with. Now shh, go to sleep. Only dreams now.

[FuDawg]

I blame you for the nagging itch on the edge of my ********

[Sparks Murphey]

I blaming you for both not scratching your Summoner, and for censoring out "Summoner" in the first place. It might not be a Timber Wolf, but you still don't have to treat it like it's a dirty word.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for the recent absence of blame.

Edited by MarineTech, 09 June 2016 - 12:27 PM.

[Virlutris]

MarineTech, on 09 June 2016 - 12:26 PM, said:

I blame you for the recent absence of blame.

I blame you for declaring victory in the "Last Post Wins" thread.

If you win "all the things," that means you get all the blame as well. Guess we're done here, too.

[Tank]

No we are not, I blame you for all Kurita pilots who complain in victory. Seriously, what's wrong with you guys?

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for having a sailing ship in your signature. Seriously, what's wrong with you? Don't you know that wooden sailing ships don't work in space?

[Tank]

I blame you for underestimating determination of my wooden ships in space. I got this barrel of rum and YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SECOND SHIPMATE!

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for being ambiguous. Does that make me your first mate then?

[Tank]

I blame you for sitting on the top of the rum barrel, witch was a first mate, but since your on top.. you kinda are.
Also, I blame you trying to me sense of it all, reality if things around us depends on my believe and substance of that barrel that you are blocking from me right now...

[Domoneky]

I blame Tank for Birds.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for being you.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for a lack of birds in your response.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for making such an open-ended statement that a lesser man than I might have exploited horrifically.