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[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for me not owning a copy of MW2 or MW3.

However do own and have played MechAssault 2 and despite what the purists say it is indeed a good game.

-Takes cover in hate-proof bunker.-

[Smitti]

I blame you for feeling that it is necessary to take cover in a hate-proof bunker.

*Takes cover in blame-proof bunker*

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for MA being an 'ok' game, but about as close to being a Mechwarrior game as tick tack toe is to being chess.

(I own and enjoy the DS MA game - in about the same way I enjoy the Mario Bros movie.... the plot to that game is sooo bad)

Spoiler

Steiner tech-turned mechwarrior saves the universe by weaponizing an HPG after defeating some of the "best" warriors in the (if I recall correctly... its about time to pull it out again) WoB!?

LAVA cannons!?

Flamer/Inferno Missile hybrids with homing capabilities!?

The list goes on.... and on... and on

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for not realizing why I need to hide in a hate-proof bunker. Even mentioning MechAssault on a forum filled with MechWarrior and BattleTech fanatics makes you a flame magnet. Thankfully I have six lances of mechs, a tank column, and two dozen automated turrets defending me.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for me knowing full why you would need that bunker!

If I hadn't been brought up to enjoy good 'bad' movies I would probably (read: almost guaranteed) be one of those you would be hiding from.

[XphR]

I blame you for the sphericality of electrons.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for Oranges and YellowFruitThingsOfDoomyDoomDoomDoom.

[Smitti]

I blame you for Tyrannosaur's short arms.

[XphR]

I blame you for not realizing Tyrannosaurs psychokinetic abilities reduced the importance of arm length.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for tyrannosaurs losing their psychokinetic abilities when they evolved into chickens. Y'know that glare chickens give you? That a vestigial attempt to explode you with it's tiny, tiny mind.

[Smitti]

I blame you for.... for....... i blame you for...... I blame you for the fact that I can't think of anything to blame you for. Except to blame you for my lack of something else to blame you for. Which means that i really do have something to blame you for except i cant blame you for it because it nullifies itself.... i think....

Uh-oh...

****...

I broke me brain

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for de-raling your brain train.

[990Dreams]

I blame you for the sucky in game chat.

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for Jenners and Spiders giving my support builds surprise buttsecks.

[XphR]

I blame you for not including Commandos in the reindeer games.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for implying that Commandos should be included. Reindeer are violent little beasties, and I'm not sure the Commando could handle their "play". Plus, our insurance premiums would sky-rocket.

Also, merry Christmas and assorted holidays, Blame Thread!

[Smitti]

I blame you because it's Christmas here but not everywhere else yet. Merry Christmas from myself and the family to all!

[XphR]

I blame you for the festivities.
^{(Also merry droppopotamus)}

Edited by XphR, 24 December 2013 - 03:48 PM.

[Alaskan Nobody]

I blame you for Muppet Christmas Carrol

[StompingOnTanks]

I blame you for last-minute Christmas shopping.

(Also Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!)