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[XphR]

I blame you for the lack of 'Buff the Cephalopod threads', we need more/more-powerful Mechs for the multi-tentacled !

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for not playing enough Cthulhutech, then.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for daring to flirt with the Great Old Ones.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for suggesting I flirted. They made the first move, I just sat in the corner and giggled shyly while drooling.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for failing your saving throw vs. insanity when gazing upon the horror of the Elder Gods.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for implying that it's possible to succeed at saving throws vs insanity when gazing upon the Elder Gods. There are two possible outcomes: immediate failure, and delayed failure.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for a complete lack of gibbering. You should be gibbering after gazing upon such horrible visages.

Get to it mister.

[Sparks Murphey]

I ͘ft̷ftana̵ ͏x̸ui̵a̕ ̛ru̴' s̴ḩa̷ ̴Cymrae̶g̢ ͏f̡tanģia͜a͠g҉a fta͢ùn͝g ͏aa̴tuf̴t͠x t͠h҉ųn͏r̴ia̶t̕a͘g̕ ͢ru҉' R̵'l͏yeh͞uan. D͞uc҉t̕h̡a͞n̸t u҉r tu҉i͡af͢tt th̵ui͞a̡ftg fta̕ ̨t͠a҉'̸ąg͞ a'a͢'̢x x͞aa̵'͠ ̸ur l̴aulft͡a gh̴u̧ia͟ftg ̧u̶n͏ftx͘ 'aǹanf̵t͢a' ҉sha g͡u̧rŕa̕'an̛t͡h̵a ͏ft͝a̕sgh͢aa̡n͜ L̨f͡tanr̛au̡'̧l̕g̨hftf̷tgg͠hx̡ngx͏ftf̷t͡gug͟a'x̸t͞hh͜gh̸x͝'̸n͢g'͡uftgh͟f͞tf̛tf͏t́fta͞nsxtu͟f͝tuu͘ǵu̡gu͟guth͠h ̧ańg̴
̶Ll̷a̕n͠fa͢i҉ŕp̨w҉l̸l͢gwyn͢g͢yl҉lg̕o҉geryc̵h͏w͠y̢r̷nd̶ro͘bwl̴l̢l͏l̶ant͟ysil̛iog͢ogog̨o̕c͞h.*

* I blame you for the Welsh language being easily confused for R'lyehian. Dozens of souls could be saved every year if people would only remember the difference between Lftanrau'lghftftgghxngxftftguga'xthhghx'ng'uftghftftftftansxtuftuuguguguthh and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Edited by Sparks Murphey, 02 May 2015 - 02:55 AM.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for your continued lack of gibbering. Hastur is getting a bit impatient.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for nothing on page 309 making any sort of sense.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for being woefully unprepared for dealing with the unmitigated horror of the eldritch powers poised to swoop down and hungrily devour us.

[XphR]

I blame you for laundry day, I dun wanna wash everything...

[MarineTech]

I blame you for believing that it's OK to be all stanky in public.

WASH YOUR CLOTHES..... And yourself while you're at it.

You don't want to be known as the smelly kid.

[XphR]

I blame you for thinking my mud wallowing pit is not kept immaculately clean and parasite free.

[MarineTech]

I'm blaming you for the fact that even though your mud wallowing pit is kept immaculately clean and parasite free... It's still STANKY.

WASH YOUR CLOTHES YO.

[Sizzles]

I blame you for Xphr signing on with the JadeFailcons.

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not realizing he was just too darn stanky and muddy to hang out with the cool kids of Davion.

[XphR]

I blame you for the Davion worlds being too sunny.
(Clothes are washed[and piled in a basket..{I 'may' hang them tomorrow}], Mudpit has been updated with essential oils[Teatree for the win{Eucalyptus for the Dropbears}])

Edited by XphR, 03 May 2015 - 05:08 PM.

[MarineTech]

Too sunny?

Ohhhhhhhh, I get it.

I blame you for being an emo kid.

They hate the sun, that must be it.

[XphR]

I blame you for what it does to my tender alabaster skin.