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[MarineTech]

I blame you for complete indifference to the finer aspects of the fried spud realm.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for failing to co wider alternative methods of preparation that are less prone to greasy results. Pan-fried home fries, for instance. Or even oven-baked potato chips.

The old ways are best, but we should at least consider alternatives.

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for it being nearly two months since I posted last.

And yet you still kept shoving notifications in my mail box!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for not responding sooner.

At some point, it became a game to see how much notification spam it would take for you to crack and come back here to complain.

Nightmare1 won the nonexistent bet. He wins a cubic foot of air, which he can claim at any time. Congrats, man!

And welcome back Sparks

[MarineTech]

I blame you for driving Sparks away.

I've kinda missed the surly aussie. Kinda. Well, maybe a little bit.

OK, I admit, I didn't even notice him missing.

But it's still YOUR fault he left.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for your inability to inspire blamers in the months of November.

[Nightmare1]

I blame you for long hours at work that leave me no time to participate in this thread!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for not posting from a smartphone during your work hours.

Priorities!

(/s)

[MarineTech]

I blame you for mesothelioma.

What were you thinking putting asbestos everywhere?

[Virlutris]

I blame you for not considering that asbestos is a viable option for fire-resistant linings and insulation.

Will your war on the poor never end? Think of the people who can't afford your fancy "alternative" insulators. Elitist.

I'm giving people what they want: choice. The choice to have those products that your ideologically-driven regulatory schemes have denied them for too long. #Asbestos3051 #wecanhavenicethings

[MarineTech]

I blame you for making the vein in my temple throb.

[Virlutris]

MarineTech, on 15 December 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

I blame you for making the vein in my temple throb.

I blame you for not taking action to reduce your chronically high blood pressure.

You'd have fewer issues with throbbing temple veins, and you'd probably attract fewer vampires.

They're really humanitarians you know. They exist to reduce blood volume, to alleviate high blood pressure.

That throbbing temple veign is like a cry for help that they can't ignore.

Just cut back on the sodium a little, eh?

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for the incorrect assumption that because vegetarians are those who eat vegetables, that must mean humanitarians are those who eat humans. Don't listen to the vampires, they're trying to confuse you.

[Virlutris]

Sparks Murphey, on 30 December 2016 - 02:39 AM, said:

I blame you for the incorrect assumption that because vegetarians are those who eat vegetables, that must mean humanitarians are those who eat humans. Don't listen to the vampires, they're trying to confuse you.

I blame you for falsely conflating "reducing blood volume" with "eating people."

I mean really, that's like saying a phlebotomist is a cannibal.

Humanitarians are acting in the positive interest of humans. Reducing blood pressure for those with throbbing temple veins is an intrinsically humanitarian act.

Edited by Virlutris, 01 January 2017 - 11:42 AM.

[Alexandra Hekmatyar]

I blame the sword dude above me for distracting me with his brain waves so I forget to switch my modules!

[MarineTech]

I blame you for not wearing a tinfoil deflector beanie when coming into the Jettisoned Communications forum. Everybody knows you need one here to protect from Virlutris' waves.

[Virlutris]

Which is why I have a tinfoil sword strapped into the left hand of my Griffin when I enter the forums. I don't have to strip any armor, weapons, ammo or gear, and I can bat people's tinfoil hats off so they forget important things.

Wait, I'm supposed to be denying this kind of assertion. Hmm.

*bats tinfoil hats off people reading the post so they forget it*

[Sparks Murphey]

I blame you for... not... something... something to do with... the purpose of this thread... oh look, ponies!

[MarineTech]

I blame you for Attention Deficit Disorder.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for Tesion Deficit Disorder, because this thread is slacking off.