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[MarineTech]

I blame you for thinking it's possible to take an Indian restaurant home from Kensington.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaika

Edited by MarineTech, 24 April 2017 - 01:47 AM.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for citing Wikipedia in a forum argument.

Too credible.

[XphR]

I blame you for not inciting Russian curried bunnies to violently takeover of the Wikipedia servers in retaliation.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for ever thinking I'd use those to incite an uprising.

Everybody knows you have to use French crêpe bunnies if you want heads to roll.

[XphR]

I blame you for making me really understand how devoid my life is of French crepe bunnies.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for not realizing it before now.

[XphR]

I blame you for not starting our beans earlier.. they wont be ready to eat for another three hours!

[Virlutris]

I blame you for not reminding me sooner.

[XphR]

I blame you for my forgetting to remind you because I took your shots of vodka with my shots because you never showed up to take them.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for drinking any shots when you had one job. One: remind me to get the beans started, at 11AM PGI local time.

Now we're only just getting ready to pull the beans off the stove to cool, and we were hungry hours ago.

That, and you've killed the bottle while we waited and chirped at each other for 3 hours.

[XphR]

I blame you for them turning out so good I couldnt help but eat a couple of cold spoonfuls putting away the leftovers... I was already sooo full.. why, why did I have to eat more!

[Athom83]

I blame you for puking all over the mech cockpit. Maintenance is pissed that they have to clean that up.

[XphR]

I blame you for mistaking a spilled crock-pot of rainbow chili as vomit and maintenance got what they deserved. I have been telling them for weeks the main gyro system was faulting out at unusually slight angles and mild heat loads. You cant just slap metallic tape on a shorted wire grouping.

[Virlutris]

I can't blame you for the fact that neither vomit nor spilled chili is the problem I would have expected to hear about regarding your cockpit after we made that yuuuuuge batch of beans.

I can, however blame you for letting the problem with your tech team's lax methodology go this far. Not that I'll do much more than that, after all. Sometime stubborn folks just needs an object lesson before something [*ahem*] sticks.

[BigScwerl]

I blame you for complaining.

I just spilled my coffee.

Edited by BigScwerl, 31 May 2017 - 02:02 PM.

[Virlutris]

BigScwerl, on 31 May 2017 - 02:01 PM, said:

I blame you for complaining.

I just spilled my coffee.

I blame you for slamming your fist on the console, and shouting at the smoldering wreckage of your LRM-packing teammates while the enemy focuses you down.

Let it go, Bacon bro, your blood pressure will be lower too, you know?

[XphR]

I blame you for not suggesting the other option for when the shots are raining in and death is the only inevitable outcome.

What other option? You are probably wisely not asking as you know how crazy my posts can get..

Why... BOOM BOOM Dance of course!

Edited by XphR, 31 May 2017 - 02:35 PM.

[Athom83]

I blame you for letting this thread die for a few months.

[EvAbsence]

I blame you for revitalizing it.

[Virlutris]

I blame you for flying the "Ace of Spades" title, rather than the far more entertaining "Ace of Clubs."