19 replies to this topic

[OnLashoc]

Can you please make us an official MW:Online Beta note for work or school kind of like a doctors note?

It would be really cool to have on hand to give to the boss or teacher for excusal.

Oh one for the Wife or Girlfriend would be great too!

[Saren21]

umm... i bet you could make your self sick... cut out the middle man and just get a note from a real doctor.

[Max Grayson]

I'll write one PGI you all just need to sign it

Let me see....how to begin....


Dear Sir/Madam,

___________ will be incomunicado for at least a week. If you need to contact him/her please create a username and login id at http://mwomercs.com/forums. Care packages of Redbull and Pizza are welcome please send to..............

Edited by Max Grayson, 11 May 2012 - 02:55 PM.

[Jack Corban]

Excellent!

[Melissia]

[Fabe]

If I give enought notice I'm pretty sure I could just ask for the day off.

[Togg Bott]

retired.... i'll write a note to myself excusing myself....

[Vexgrave Lars]

I need one for work.



Is totally serious! Signed Photo by the Dev team would be good.

Edited by Vexgrave Lars, 11 May 2012 - 03:12 PM.

[Ramien]

You mean I shouldn't just bring a laptop and joystick into work?

"I'm sorry, ma'am. The reason you can't get online is because the Steiners ran their scout lance through the servers."

[Riogar Daylighter]

I will need one for the wife adding "talking during gameplay will result in the patients ability to focus."

The wife always try to have meaningful conversations when I'm playing any game *sigh*.

[OnLashoc]

Yes I'm serious, it would be really cool if we could get something signed. That way we can deflect all questions to PGI when the time comes.

Do you realize how many hours any one of us will be playing this thing straight, the missed work, school, lublub time with the significant other(s) we'll be missing?

[Ramien]

OnLashoc, on 11 May 2012 - 03:22 PM, said:

Yes I'm serious, it would be really cool if we could get something signed. That way we can deflect all questions to PGI when the time comes.

Do you realize how many hours any one of us will be playing this thing straight, the missed work, school, lublub time with the significant other(s) we'll be missing?

This is why my significant other has a computer right next to mine. Easy to at least get a smooch or two between matches.

[Saren21]

you can use this form to help you make a fake sick letter.

********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
Mr.(your bosses name) Your Employee ( Your Name ) Has come down with a case of feline AID's. We are unsure How he may have gotten feline AID's. More tests are required for (your name) and they will not be in work for the next two weeks. He will also be undergoing a mental health evaluashion to understand more about there unnatural "affection" for cats.



V/R
(doctors name)
(Fake Sig from Doctor)
*********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

I hope the letter I made helps just cut and paste it in to word to edit stuff.

[ice trey]

Well, I can tell you for sure that if you have a pressing need to mimic the symptoms of a sickness, I can all but guarantee you you'll have difficulty leaving the pot if you down a couple of those Wendy's Baconators.

So much grease you could pass burrs without noticing.

[Garth Erlam]

Dear Sir or Madam,

Due to a persistant illness (emmdobulyuoh syndrome), the person presenting this to you requires the following:

-Avoidance of sunlight exposure
-Lack of heavy lifting
-Access to a computer with a keyboard, mouse, and gaming-capable hardware
-Plenty of fluids

Prolonged exposure to 'the outdoors' or 'work' will result in severe complications.

Signed,
AGsghaesjhsdgrsdh

[Felicitatem Parco]

You left out the word "carbonated."

[Orzorn]

Prosperity Park, on 11 May 2012 - 03:44 PM, said:

You left out the word "carbonated."

Speak for yourself, I drink only tea, like a proper gentleman.

[OnLashoc]

Garth Erlam, on 11 May 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Dear Sir or Madam,

Due to a persistant illness (emmdobulyuoh syndrome), the person presenting this to you requires the following:

-Avoidance of sunlight exposure
-Lack of heavy lifting
-Access to a computer with a keyboard, mouse, and gaming-capable hardware
-Plenty of fluids

Prolonged exposure to 'the outdoors' or 'work' will result in severe complications.

Signed,
AGsghaesjhsdgrsdh

Can we get that officially signed?

[kidney stones]

there a letter someone wrote that floating around somewhere that he wrote to his wife it was great u should read it and make a copy and give it to your wife

[SilentWolff]

Well they say that 2012 is the end of the world, so I've planned to lose my job and wife to MWO. I want to be playing MWO as the apocalypse descents upon us.