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#21 Odins Fist

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:18 AM

View PostRed squirrel, on 05 December 2012 - 09:33 AM, said:

WORST BUILD CONTEST:

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Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???

#22 Slaytronic

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:20 AM

any trial lol

#23 stjobe

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:22 AM

I think the 4xAC/2 Cicada 3C might be right up there... You have to drop to a 100-rated engine to fit the ACs, and drop armour to fit more than one ton of ammo :lol:

40kph, 12.5% heat efficiency, 1 ton of ammo (which you'll go through in 9.375 seconds), 128 points of armour (unless you opt to lower it to fit more ammo) - all for the mighty dakka dakka!

#24 Odins Fist

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:23 AM

Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???
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That will be all...

#25 Viper69

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:25 AM

View PostOdins Fist, on 05 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

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Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???

View PostOdins Fist, on 05 December 2012 - 10:23 AM, said:

Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???
.
That will be all...


Does double posting emphasize it? :lol:

#26 Boymonkey

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:27 AM

View PostOdins Fist, on 05 December 2012 - 10:23 AM, said:

Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???
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That will be all...


You really must use one in zombie mode...great fun and will earn you a lot of c bills

#27 AlanEsh

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:29 AM

Urbanmech prime.

#28 Lefty Lucy

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:29 AM

I don't need to design it, the game did it for me: stock AWS-9M.

#29 verybad

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:31 AM

View PostDuncan Fisher, on 05 December 2012 - 09:46 AM, said:

I saw a guy on the other team in an Awesome with nothing but flamers the other day... not sure if he was trolling, or legitimately trying to make people overheat lol

Probably just a noob. They do that.

#30 Stormur Herra

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:31 AM

2x ER PPC Commando. I once finished off a hunchback with it.

(Think about how much engine and armor a commando has to give up to fit 14 tons of weapons. Also 2x ER PPCs without any extra heat sinks = LOL)

That same commando but with LRM 5 and LRM 15 was bad, but generally did 100+ damage a match.

#31 verybad

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:32 AM

View Poststjobe, on 05 December 2012 - 10:22 AM, said:

I think the 4xAC/2 Cicada 3C might be right up there... You have to drop to a 100-rated engine to fit the ACs, and drop armour to fit more than one ton of ammo :lol:

40kph, 12.5% heat efficiency, 1 ton of ammo (which you'll go through in 9.375 seconds), 128 points of armour (unless you opt to lower it to fit more ammo) - all for the mighty dakka dakka!

If you could have an ORK pilot, paint it red, and put some spikes on it, it might work pretty well.

#32 Hawkwings

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:33 AM

Catapult-A1, 6xNARC.

The dreaded NARCBOAT!

#33 lithu

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:33 AM

A Yen with two small lasers just now...

#34 197mmCannon

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:35 AM

View Postdal10, on 05 December 2012 - 09:49 AM, said:

9 flamer 4P hunchback.


I think I'm gonna build this and play a game!

All flamers shooting out of the shoulder cannon would look bad-***!

#35 Boymonkey

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:35 AM

Any mech with the slowest engine you can put in it and no lasers/MG in fact nothing.
I call it the slug.

#36 dal10

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:39 AM

View PostDaemian, on 05 December 2012 - 10:35 AM, said:


I think I'm gonna build this and play a game!

All flamers shooting out of the shoulder cannon would look bad-***!

these things were hilarious early closed beta, there was a bug that caused flamers not to produce any heat until you stopped firing them. fit in an xl 325 or even bigger. 110 kph wall of fire... oh god why...

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:40 AM

Cicada-3C with 4x MGs and 1 Flamers. Tried it for the lulz, i was more useless than an AFK mech :lol:

#38 Odins Fist

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:41 AM

View PostViper69, on 05 December 2012 - 10:25 AM, said:


Does double posting emphasize it? :lol:

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I SAID... "Sorry but Yen Lo Wang or commonly known as the (Juan Hung Low), has already taken that distinction..
Hero Mech..??? "OK"...???"
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That will be all...
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AND YES, it "DOES" emphasize it..!!! LOL... I really thought the Yen Low Wang was awful, they died so fast.

Edited by Odins Fist, 05 December 2012 - 10:41 AM.


#39 Warrax the Chaos Warrior

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:41 AM

I saw an awesome with no weapons at all a few days ago. I don't know if he was c-bill farming in the worst possible way or if he just screwed up in the mechlab and launched the wrong mech, but he was trying to base cap since that was all he could do.

Since there is absolutely no information in the mechlab about what any of the weapons actually do, it pains me every time I see someone that is obviously new to the game running machine guns or flamers like they are a thing that actually does anything.

Edited by Warrax the Chaos Warrior, 05 December 2012 - 10:44 AM.


#40 Redshift2k5

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 10:42 AM

6 ERPPC

0 heatsinks

AMS with no AMS ammo

do i win?





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