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[Woozle]

I find the complaints on this forum to be predictable, repetitive and not very well written. So for our collective enjoyment I have decided to make fun of them in a time-honored way: Madlibs. Here are a few to start with:

Oh teh noes! [Weapons System] is now useless because of [Balancing Factor/New Equipment/New Tactic]. My [Ridiculously Specialized Mech Loadout] has been unfairly nerfed! Please fix immediately or I will [Action That Will Have Absolutely No Impact]!

Woe is me! [New Economic Rule] is completely unfair to [Group of Players Who I Have Appointed Myself Spokesman For]! [Generalized Statement of Doom]! PGI had better [Unreasonable Demand] or nobody will want to play anymore!


Feel free to contribute your own!

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[Garth Erlam]

I have one:

Amazing fight [ENEMY PILOT]. I cannot believe that [YOUR ACTION] didn't work, I totally thought you had me! What loadout is [ENEMY MECH] running? I hope you're on my team next game

I try to do this when I have great fights, win or lose.

[Weiland]

Nice guy Garth.

[Garth Erlam]

I had an amazing fight against a Jenner while in my Cicada. I 'won' with one leg, no armour, and 1 arm. I took off both his arms and a side torso.

Another fight against a 4SP ended with me getting killed from behind by his friends - they apologized, saying next time they'd watch the fight. It was a crazy close fight too - tonnes of manouevring and juking.

Man I love this game.

[BlackWidow]

Garth Erlam, on 05 December 2012 - 01:14 PM, said:

I had an amazing fight against a Jenner while in my Cicada. I 'won' with one leg, no armour, and 1 arm. I took off both his arms and a side torso.

Another fight against a 4SP ended with me getting killed from behind by his friends - they apologized, saying next time they'd watch the fight. It was a crazy close fight too - tonnes of manouevring and juking.

Man I love this game.

From the horses (steer skull) mouth! What are the specs on the system you use mostly, if you don't mind sharing, Garth?

[Smeghead87]

I think you pretty much covered everything with yours Woozie, so I just came up with a simple acronym instead.

Everyone
Cry
More

[Tasorin]

Garth Erlam, on 05 December 2012 - 01:10 PM, said:

I have one:

Amazing fight [ENEMY PILOT]. I cannot believe that [YOUR ACTION] didn't work, I totally thought you had me! What loadout is [ENEMY MECH] running? I hope you're on my team next game

I try to do this when I have great fights, win or lose.

Good luck with that Garth.

Like I would share my light build with you after hunting you down and pooping all over your Mek Troll Overlord build...

Oh wait that is Paul.

You should let him out of the box every once in a while.

We miss him on coms.

[Daekar]

That video was brought to mind by the OP... a whole madlibbed song of cliches. Awesome.

I do that too, Garth. There was a mostly-dead Atlas that totally earned its kill against me today, and I complemented him on his killshot.

[IQwrassler]

Excellent post, OP, I will refer to this post whenever the QQ train rolls (a steam engine that runs on tears)!

Also, Cake is a cool band.

[Woozle]

Whoa! I make a thread on my lunch hour and later find that Garth posted in my thread! Not just once, but twice. Careful, it could go to a guy's head.

And thanks IQwrassler. Good catch on my sig ;-)

[Stonefalcon]

Woozle, on 05 December 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

Whoa! I make a thread on my lunch hour and later find that Garth posted in my thread! Not just once, but twice. Careful, it could go to a guy's head.

And thanks IQwrassler. Good catch on my sig ;-)

You're lucky, my lunch break normally involves phone calls with people asking why every time they try to open the disk drive the computer shuts down. Much to my frustration they keep pressing the power button. Or better yet confusing the whiteboard duster with a wireless mouse and phoning up saying the batteries are dead.