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[Cartman726]

Please stay on topic in my off topic thread by asking only serious questions in this town hall format. Cartman for president 3049 sponsored by the tea fafnir movement.

[Adrian Steel]

In before lock.

Edit: Where's the popcorn stand?

Edited by Adrian Steel, 20 December 2012 - 09:30 PM.

[Speedwagon]

I know you've been catching a lot of trouble from Goons, but have you drawn anyone else's ire?

[Woky]

How is it you manage to run around posting videos of beating people when its actually a fairly well known fact that nearly every merc unit has beaten nearly every other merc unit at least once?

Also what is the significance of being president in 3049? Seems like it would be equivalent to going back in time and taking the reins of Rome just before the Vandals showed up.

As well why copy WoL style entertaining posts with ones that seem bitter?

[GreatBeer]

Whats Florida like this time of year?

[7c Nickel]

GreatBeer, on 20 December 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

Whats Florida like this time of year?

I can answer this.

****.

Florida is **** all year round.

Hope this helps.

[Cartman726]

Speedwagon, on 20 December 2012 - 09:49 PM, said:

I know you've been catching a lot of trouble from Goons, but have you drawn anyone else's ire?

A very good question sir. My affection from the Goons makes my protons spin with such enthusiasm.

I would say that my own unit gives me the most affection than any other unit. Kriestov in particular seems to be my biggest fan but Gaussdragon is making a strong push for the top spot!

Adrian Steel, on 20 December 2012 - 09:30 PM, said:

In before lock.

Edit: Where's the popcorn stand?

Insidious Johnson is running one over in the corner.

[Cartman726]

Woky, on 20 December 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

How is it you manage to run around posting videos of beating people when its actually a fairly well known fact that nearly every merc unit has beaten nearly every other merc unit at least once?

Also what is the significance of being president in 3049? Seems like it would be equivalent to going back in time and taking the reins of Rome just before the Vandals showed up.

As well why copy WoL style entertaining posts with ones that seem bitter?

1. See that's the funny thing. I actually posted my KaoS Vs Goons thread in a good hearted manner. I thought it showcased some cool things and made both units look pretty good and get some attention from potential house units on choosing us for their merc contract needs But I guess the goons took offense to me posting a video with them losing in it even if it was super close.

2. Because the glasses for 3049 would look really cool if your eyes were through the "0" and the "9".

3. I have no idea what you're talking about. Their thread is "Ask a Goon MK. ll". Mine is "Ask A Cartman MK. ii" Clearly different.

GreatBeer, on 20 December 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

Whats Florida like this time of year?

It's super nice. it get lots of attention from the election polls, it's hosting the NCAA bowl where Bama will ROLL TIDE ROLL all over the irish, and it have mickey mouse. True Ballers wear Mickey Mouse Mech ears.

Edited by Cartman726, 21 December 2012 - 12:33 AM.

[Clubs]

Are you in fact Cartman726 because you've had 725 accounts banned?

[Tasorin]

In before Com-Star moderation of this news feed.

What are your plans for the Inner Sphere in 3050?

[Adrian Steel]

Clubs, on 21 December 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

Are you in fact Cartman726 because you've had 725 accounts banned?

Talk about perseverance. The man never gives up and that's precisely why he should be president.

Down with Comstar!

I'd like to submit a campaign slogan: [REDACTED]

Also, a big shout out to all the Mrs. Lewinsky's out there. It's people like you that keep the Commanders in Chiefs in good morale and stomping moderator despots throughout the Inner Sphere with fervor and a gleam in the eyes.

Edited by Prosperity Park, 21 December 2012 - 10:19 AM.
removed disgusting content

[GaussDragon]

Woky, on 20 December 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

How is it you manage to run around posting videos of beating people when its actually a fairly well known fact that nearly every merc unit has beaten nearly every other merc unit at least once?

Also what is the significance of being president in 3049? Seems like it would be equivalent to going back in time and taking the reins of Rome just before the Vandals showed up.

As well why copy WoL style entertaining posts with ones that seem bitter?

You seem to understand satire about as well as some of the moderators on here. The Cartman for President thread was made by me to joke about Cartman's propensity to get his threads locked/deleted, the rip-off of the Anders thread was out of haste more than anything. Actually trying to rip off the Goons took off from there once we started to notice how much they hate sharing Off Topic with us. I guess I can sum it up with these slogans:

Goons ruin everything (example: They successfully get every KaoS thread locked, though we're totally willing participants.)
KaoS plagiarizes everything (example: We satirize all the Goon threads, this very thread being one of them.)

This dynamic has helped to make Off Topic a much more amusing place. Enjoy your stay.

[GaussDragon]

I reckon someone clicked the "report" button again, cuz there be many a sheriff up in this here town.



Edit: I'm starting to become really fond of this Goon/KaoS/moderator love triangle going on <3

Edited by GaussDragon, 21 December 2012 - 10:24 AM.

[Adrian Steel]

GaussDragon, on 21 December 2012 - 10:23 AM, said:

I reckon someone clicked the "report" button again, cuz there be many a sheriff up in this here town.



Edit: I'm starting to become really fond of this Goon/KaoS/moderator love triangle going on <3

They're coming in swarms!

Edited by Adrian Steel, 21 December 2012 - 10:32 AM.

[Majorfatboy]

Muffins or cupcakes?

[Reign Death]

Cartman726, on 20 December 2012 - 11:56 PM, said:

I would say that my own unit gives me the most affection than any other unit. Kriestov in particular seems to be my biggest fan but Gaussdragon is making a strong push for the top spot!

WHAT! My 2nd rate Cartmen impressions aren't good enough for you! ungrateful troll is ungrateful!

[Cartman726]

Clubs, on 21 December 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

Are you in fact Cartman726 because you've had 725 accounts banned?

No sir. My other account names are masterfully secret and no one would ever know it was me.

Tasorin, on 21 December 2012 - 07:48 AM, said:

In before Com-Star moderation of this news feed.

What are your plans for the Inner Sphere in 3050?

I shall build a statue in the off topic forum to commemorate my great accomplishments.

Adrian Steel, on 21 December 2012 - 09:34 AM, said:

Talk about perseverance. The man never gives up and that's precisely why he should be president.

Down with Comstar!

I'd like to submit a campaign slogan: [REDACTED]

Also, a big shout out to all the Mrs. Lewinsky's out there. It's people like you that keep the Commanders in Chiefs in good morale and stomping moderator despots throughout the Inner Sphere with fervor and a gleam in the eyes.

I am taking all applicants for Mrs. Cartmans. PST

GaussDragon, on 21 December 2012 - 09:53 AM, said:

You seem to understand satire about as well as some of the moderators on here. The Cartman for President thread was made by me to joke about Cartman's propensity to get his threads locked/deleted, the rip-off of the Anders thread was out of haste more than anything. Actually trying to rip off the Goons took off from there once we started to notice how much they hate sharing Off Topic with us. I guess I can sum it up with these slogans:

Goons ruin everything (example: They successfully get every KaoS thread locked, though we're totally willing participants.)
KaoS plagiarizes everything (example: We satirize all the Goon threads, this very thread being one of them.)

This dynamic has helped to make Off Topic a much more amusing place. Enjoy your stay.

SIR, OK SIR! SIR! PLEASE REMAIN ON TOPIC IN MY OFF TOPIC THREAD SIR.

GaussDragon, on 21 December 2012 - 10:23 AM, said:

I reckon someone clicked the "report" button again, cuz there be many a sheriff up in this here town.



Edit: I'm starting to become really fond of this Goon/KaoS/moderator love triangle going on <3

My name is Cartman, and I approve this message.

Majorfatboy, on 21 December 2012 - 11:01 AM, said:

Muffins or cupcakes?

Hmm. I must delegate with the chief Baker's in KaoS (Kriestov and Korose) to decipher this conundrum.

Reign Death, on 21 December 2012 - 11:16 AM, said:

WHAT! My 2nd rate Cartmen impressions aren't good enough for you! ungrateful troll is ungrateful!

You can't even spell my name right sir.

[SendMyRegards]

Mr. Cartman,

In all this hubub over who reigns supreme over the off-topic forum I believe the truely important issues are forgotten. Let's get back to those issues: How do you feel about the practice of "liking" one's own forum posts? Don't you feel that this practice artificially increases the poster's "like" count? Do you believe that a poster's total "like" count is at all related to their self-worth as a person?

Thanks for your prompt answer.

[Cartman726]

SendMyRegards, on 21 December 2012 - 01:23 PM, said:

Mr. Cartman,

In all this hubub over who reigns supreme over the off-topic forum I believe the truely important issues are forgotten. Let's get back to those issues: How do you feel about the practice of "liking" one's own forum posts? Don't you feel that this practice artificially increases the poster's "like" count? Do you believe that a poster's total "like" count is at all related to their self-worth as a person?

Thanks for your prompt answer.

Hello Kind sir. I believe that any presidential candidate who does not believe and therefore likes what he posts on the forums should not be running. I will also be voting for myself come election day.

[SendMyRegards]

Mr. Cartman,

Daddy is angry.

That is all.