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End Of Match Awards (Humorous)


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Poll: Would you like to see end of match awards in some fashion? (162 member(s) have cast votes)

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  1. Yes (147 votes [90.74%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 90.74%

  2. No (10 votes [6.17%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 6.17%

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#141 Exilyth

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 03:06 PM

"enough medals to build a mech out of" - aquired the most end of match awards :)

While the general idea is great, shifting the focus towards a more balanced mix of 'teamplay', 'objectives/orders completed' and 'personal archievements' would be nice.

#142 Drunk Canuck

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 04:08 PM

View PostPraeses, on 28 December 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:

I like the C-Bill Farmer one
I usually get 3+ assists but 0 kills, and this could lift my morale a bit


Same here. I like being an assist farmer, especially in Conquest mode. When you play a Light or Medium, you aren't going to be in the line of fire, so I tend to snipe a few hits in here and there to dish out some damage, let the heavies do the killing while I cap bases :)

#143 Barberian

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Posted 26 May 2013 - 08:01 PM

Dazed and confused - Kill a mech while under heavy LRM fire. # of LRM's per minute to be determined by staff.

#144 keith

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 03:59 PM

View PostNiko Snow, on 30 May 2013 - 04:22 AM, said:

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which game is that from? do love the BSG reference:P

#145 C E Dwyer

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 05:11 AM

Back seat Warrior

Those that get a kill and recieve no damage

#146 C E Dwyer

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 05:15 AM

View PostNiko Snow, on 30 May 2013 - 04:22 AM, said:

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View Postkeith, on 30 May 2013 - 03:59 PM, said:


which game is that from? do love the BSG reference:P



Surely it should be

Easy as killing Poptarts

#147 Vasces Diablo

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 10:55 AM

"Back seat driver" - most chat messages while observing a match
"Face Palm" - killed by headshot from an arm mounted weapon
"Prospector" - most time spent capturing nav points
"So focused" - spent at least 90% of match in zoom view
"Playing with toys" - use artillery, air strike, and UAV in one match
"Sorry, had to let the dog out/baby was crying/wife was talking to me" - takes action at the start of the match, then sits motionless for 2 minutes, then continues to participate in the match.

#148 Hammerfinn

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 12:59 PM

View PostVasces Diablo, on 31 May 2013 - 10:55 AM, said:

"Sorry, had to let the dog out/baby was crying/wife was talking to me" - takes action at the start of the match, then sits motionless for 2 minutes, then continues to participate in the match.


Hahahahahahahaha YESSSSSS. Nice to be playing with largely my own demographic.

#149 Nathan Foxbane

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 11:44 AM

Agent Orange: Destroy 50 trees in one match. (Once they put physics back in)

#150 Dirus Nigh

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 05:10 PM

Another one came to mind.

HUGS!

The player who spent the most time with their CT pressed up against an enemy players CT.

Edited by Dirus Nigh, 15 June 2013 - 05:10 PM.


#151 blinkin

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 12:33 AM

"use the force luke" - kill an enemy with LRM that were dumb fired from at least 500 meters away.

this came from a match i had today. me and a friend were the only ones left and i was in my hunchback 4sp that has 2xLRM20. we had been chewing on a cataphract for a while and he was mostly dead. he popped over a ridge with his jump jets and fired his PPC at my friend and shut himself down in mid air. i had been standing off (around 600m away) and dumping missiles into him. he fell down behind the ridge out of sight of my friend, but i still had line of sight. i simply put my cross hairs over the shut down phract and let my missiles fly. after a couple seconds, the missiles hit and he died.

#152 blinkin

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 11:45 PM

"handicapable" - while in a light mech kill an enemy mech after you have been missing a leg for at least 30 seconds.

this comes from an odd string of matches lately where i have been killing enemy mechs long after i have lost a leg in my ERPPC jenner and then surviving and winning the matches.

#153 Liquid Leopard

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 04:09 AM

View PostNoth, on 29 December 2012 - 07:05 AM, said:

Enemy's best friend: deal over 100 points of damage to friendlies. Penalizes income.

Actually, I think we need this.

View PostNoth, on 29 December 2012 - 07:05 AM, said:

You shall not pass: successfully defend a base from being captured by a bigger mech.

My favorite so far! :D

#154 Leafia Barrett

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Posted 16 July 2013 - 06:48 AM

Anklebiter: Leg an enemy mech while piloting a light
Flyswatter: Kill a full-speed light mech with the killing volley (weapons fired at once) doing at least 20 damage (4MLs could do that)

#155 HammerSwarm

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 06:40 AM

I know COD is a dirty word in these parts but I always enjoyed knowing what I did right or wrong based on my post match awards in modern warfare 2. I'll be damned if I didn't always win most riot shield kills.

#156 TexAce

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:50 PM

Bumping this up because its bloody awesome.

#157 CrashieJ

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Posted 07 September 2013 - 11:54 AM

Is this Blue on Blue?: Kill an enemy mech with the same banner (Stiener v Stiener, Kuritan v Kuritan)

Have a nice Trip: Kill an enemy mech by destroying their legs

See you next fall: Get both legs destroyed by an enemy mech

He didn't see that one coming: Kill an enemy mech without being on their radar

WHAT IS HIS POWER LEVEL?: Get a Narc/Tag assist on 8 or more enemy mechs

And knowing is half the battle: get 4 kills/assists with you being the first to identify the enemy mechs

Best Frenemies Forever: Kill an enemy who is on your friend's list

Stackpoler: kill an enemy by an ammo explosion

Trial by (Weapons) Fire: Complete your "Cadet Bonus"

We have the Technology: get all Upgrades and Tweaks for your mech

I want ROOM SERVICE!:

IT'S A TRAP: getKills/Assist on 3 enemy mechs who have stood in your base

As within, so without: survive a round after running out of missile and ballistic ammo

[color=#000000]Crazy robots [/color]everywhere...: Run into 5 enemy mechs

[color=#000000]"That wasn't our fault": [/color][color=#000000]Lose the game by having 2 or more Disconnects/AFKs on your team[/color]





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