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[PANZERBUNNY]

Ominous Patch Day

Up in the morning,
We rise with a cheer!
Some with the green smoke,
Others with beer!

All different countries,
But one single goal!
To download the Spider,
On patch day as told!

A fast mech so dainty, so lithe and so drole,
We've yet found a use for this lag mech of old!

But not just for mechs do we wander in tight!
We hope MADLY in rage ECM died in the night!

Whether through code or rusty hanger for clothes!
Aborted in infancy,
The pope not yet told.

So we hope and we stomp in the troll den of yore!
A forum once full of hope, laughs and not bore!

But in truth we all sit, in doubt some in shame,
Degrading with TK's or the Raven Atlas game.

So wrapping this up as the client buzz's to life!
Day old pizza in hand,
Chocolate milk and a knife!

For I promise the end with a threat if this fails!
A last beat from this heart if the patch day not nailed.

But really it's not bad there are others to play,
We can spawn camp in Planetside?
Mass Effect and be g ay?

So shall we let them attempt a patch day with support!
A last chance for some,
Another post in the road.



----The original Urbanmech---

Edited by PANZERBUNNY, 16 January 2013 - 07:46 AM.

[PANZERBUNNY]

The Days after Patch

We rock, we spin, we rant, we scream,
Some flail, some dance, some flame and yet dream,
Of better days for a game long in wait,
But more often than not seen as cash grab with bait,

The worries, the hate, the testers in rage,
Lambast the heavens with tips for this shame,
But just like with god,s the words go ignored,
Leaking care bear advice, have faith and don't troll.

I can't help but think SWG Combat RVP,
Or the WOW and their stun locks,
So many devs killing IP's,
So I sit here in wonder,
And blunder a smile,
So I don't die inside from 120 dollar denial,
That i would have rather bought a Cat, a Hamster or Rat,
For surely cuddling some creatures is better than this shat,

So the next patch we hope, we passionately pray,
Even though past actions sure show results with dismay,

Lofty we expect and more lofty demands,
From the customer base which puts food in your hands,
So take heed to suggestions and clean up this poor mess,
A game bleeding for content, not monthly Hero Mechs.

[Voridan Atreides]

Seems like you spent a couple of sun starved days thinking this up.

Edited by Voridan Atreides, 16 January 2013 - 07:54 AM.

[PANZERBUNNY]

Voridan Atreides, on 16 January 2013 - 07:54 AM, said:

Seems like you spent a couple of sun starved days thinking this up.

More like 5 Minutes when I woke up the last 2 days.

[MustrumRidcully]

EIn Dichter und Schöngeist!

I'd like a poem for every patch.