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[PANZERBUNNY]

If you don't have one already, I suggest you get an office Cat and call her "K2".

Now, don't kick K2 to work out your stress. Cuddle her and make sure you have a routine to clean the litter every day so the office doesn't smell like Cat shizat. I'm sure you guys are used to the smell of old Mountain Dew bottles and KFC containers.

For when an employee actually manages to read the forums and gets upset may I also recommend a time out room or a PGI Stress Councillor with lots of plants and maybe a flowing fountain in said time out room.

Running water is soothing. Don't skimp on installing a fountain by simply leaving a tap running or the toilet flowing. There must be water on rock action.

That is all.

[GalaxyBluestar]

i thought it was don't read the forums... that's what people say they do anyways

[Chavette]

I lol'd when I visualized them working with the toilet door open and with constant flushing sounds coming out... don't think it'd turn out well

[PANZERBUNNY]

Hey, if it calms them down and gets more maps done, I'll sit under their desks making "woosh and dribbling sounds" perhaps even bird sounds if that's their thing.

The dribbling sounds would be real though.

Remember. These guys are INDIE developers...they probably can't afford such luxury items in their office with the millions of dollars kicking around getting in the way.

Edited by PANZERBUNNY, 16 January 2013 - 05:07 PM.

[GalaxyBluestar]

PANZERBUNNY, on 16 January 2013 - 05:06 PM, said:

The dribbling sounds would be real though.

if it's you doing that... you think they'd be... relaxed?

[Livewyr]

GalaxyBluestar, on 16 January 2013 - 05:11 PM, said:

if it's you doing that... you think they'd be... relaxed?

I wouldn't be if I worked there...

(Like the K2 Cat idea.. just worried about too much Cat armor shedding and getting into computer hardware. )

[PANZERBUNNY]

Compressed air is high tech.

They may waste valuable committee time figuring out who should spray out the computers.

[Kaijin]

Chavette, on 16 January 2013 - 05:00 PM, said:

I lol'd when I visualized them working with the toilet door open and with constant flushing sounds coming out... don't think it'd turn out well

stick something in to keep the tank stopper from closing. tank never fills, but keeps trying. don't get constant flushing sounds. just water running

[GalaxyBluestar]

Kaijin, on 16 January 2013 - 05:15 PM, said:

stick something in to keep the tank stopper from closing. tank never fills, but keeps trying. don't get constant flushing sounds. just water running

almost shamefull that you have such brilliant toilet knowledge!

[Vassago Rain]

I'm naming my next kitty K2.

[Solis Obscuri]

PANZERBUNNY, on 16 January 2013 - 05:06 PM, said:

Hey, if it calms them down and gets more maps done, I'll sit under their desks making "woosh and dribbling sounds" perhaps even bird sounds if that's their thing.

The dribbling sounds would be real though.

I don't need these images...

[Dukarriope]

Any plan that involves cats being pampered is approvable by me

[Livewyr]

PANZERBUNNY, on 16 January 2013 - 05:14 PM, said:

Compressed air is high tech.

They may waste valuable committee time figuring out who should spray out the computers.

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Problem solved. no committee, more efficiency.

[PANZERBUNNY]

Either K2 or Lagshield are appropriate names.

If it likes to steal little things around the office, like a kill stealing Gausskitty, call it K2. If it's a cat that buzz's around your feet wherever you go, call it Lagshield.

[Solis Obscuri]

Urbie Roomba would be total win!

[GalaxyBluestar]

PANZERBUNNY, on 16 January 2013 - 05:24 PM, said:

Either K2 or Lagshield are appropriate names.

If it likes to steal little things around the office, like a kill stealing Gausskitty, call it K2. If it's a cat that buzz's around your feet wherever you go, call it Lagshield.

if it's underweight and can't be saught as it runs all over the shop it's called lagshield.

if it can bite you from anywhere/range to greviously harm you call it k2

if it's scratches you just a few times to make you die from bleeding, call it mr splatterspult

if it throws itself at you once or twice to kill you, call it whackpult.

hmmm a relaxing office atmosphere!

there my 1000th and it's so so...

Edited by GalaxyBluestar, 16 January 2013 - 05:29 PM.

[Damocles]

I know some good brothels in Vancouver...

but they're also probably the worst brothels in Vancouver.

[StraferX]

GalaxyBluestar, on 16 January 2013 - 05:17 PM, said:

almost shamefull that you have such brilliant toilet knowledge!

Thanks, i'm going to steal this valuable and choice material

[Solis Obscuri]

GalaxyBluestar, on 16 January 2013 - 05:28 PM, said:

if it's underweight and can't be saught as it runs all over the shop it's called lagshield.

if it can bite you from anywhere/range to greviously harm you call it k2

if it's scratches you just a few times to make you die from bleeding, call it mr splatterspult

if it throws itself at you once or twice to kill you, call it whackpult.

hmmm a relaxing office atmosphere!

there my 1000th and it's so so...

If it's an ugly franken-cat, call it Ilya...

Edited by Solis Obscuri, 16 January 2013 - 06:14 PM.

[BlackBeltJones]

Forget the cat! BC has amazing bud - use it.