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[Saint Scarlett Johan]

3 of 4 of my games are pugging. And I can say from my observations, purely from what I see, from my own eyeballs, the ones my mother gave me, the eyeball Mk.I, that sees everything rather plainly:

When PUGs get stomped, it's because they went full r-tard*. And everyone knows that you don't go full r-tard. I've even been on early in the morning, where the other side announced they were an 8-man sync, and we were all PUGs and we still won 8-2.

*by going full r-tard, the symptoms may be all or any combination of:
-attempting to herd cats
-watching roaches scatter when the light turns on
-^&%)*&%)
-two or more teammates fragging each other back at base
-doing the cha-cha straight at the enemy
-sacrificing themselves to Aries one at a time
-?????
-shooting everything BUT the OPFOR

[BerryChunks]

I always insult the other team if I land in a premade. Just to rustle jimmies.

[Jacmac]

Joseph Mallan, on 24 January 2013 - 08:39 AM, said:

This is why I like it the way it is! I don't know if I'm going to face the Wilson's Hussars(craptastic) or Zeta Battalion of Wolf's Dragoons(UberElite Assault force) or some force in between. It's thrilling to jump in the mix and go, 'Oh crap! These f*ckers are good' or 'Oh man that was painful to watch!' It's that whole box of chocolates thing!

It should be even more thrilling to know that as a premade, you won't be facing any solo players.